【罵倒村 完全版】もしも村人全員が罵倒してくる村を、芸人がロケしたら？

2024年5月に3話連続配信して大好評だった『罵倒村』を、
未公開部分を追加し、1本にまとめた完全版として配信します！
140分弱の超大作です！

もしも日本に村人全員が罵倒してくる村があったとして、
芸人たちがロケに行ったどうなる？という超大型企画！

芸人が村に入った瞬間から、
老若男女関わらず村人から罵倒され続ける！

そしてこの村にはルールが1つ。
芸人たちが村人からの罵倒に怒ることなく、
我慢し続ければ最大100万円を獲得！
一方、怒ったりイライラしたら1回5万円減額！

行く先々で強烈な罵倒を仕掛けてくる村人相手に、
芸人たちは最後までロケを無事に終えられるのか！？

【出演】
渡部建（アンジャッシュ）｜https://twitter.com/watabe1972
酒井貴士（ザ・マミィ）｜https://twitter.com/sakai__takashi
栗谷（カカロニ）｜https://twitter.com/kakaronykuri
渡辺隆（錦鯉）｜https://twitter.com/takashi_watanab

マギー｜https://twitter.com/u_1_gp
桃月なしこ｜https://twitter.com/nashiko_cos
マキタスポーツ｜https://twitter.com/makitasports

風吹ケイ｜https://twitter.com/kei_fubuki_
みりちゃむ｜https://twitter.com/mirichamuu_0710
ニシダ （ラランド）｜https://twitter.com/mouEyo_Nishida

今井アンジェリカ｜https://twitter.com/imai_ange
おひな｜https://twitter.com/hina_____no27
なつか｜https://twitter.com/Natsuka_728
犬嶋英沙｜https://twitter.com/_eishachan
八鍬有紗｜https://twitter.com/ComAritaro
かとみか｜https://twitter.com/mika_y1207
早川ルカ｜https://twitter.com/ruka15321
MIMI｜https://www.instagram.com/__mimi.33_/
中村りおん｜https://twitter.com/Rion_Nakamura
きぃいりぷ｜https://twitter.com/9_6_0807KiSu
蘭｜https://twitter.com/ran96159043
田中流瑠｜https://www.instagram.com/u_r30/
乙葉
安田乙葉（女子生徒①役）｜https://twitter.com/happyotoppy
鈴木珠子（女性生徒②役）｜https://twitter.com/2001_tmk
清川誠史郎（童貞まさる役）｜https://www.courage-agency.com/kids/members/single.php?bg=boys&id=48

立野沙紀（ナース役）｜https://twitter.com/tateno_saki1113
近藤千種｜https://twitter.com/CHIGUSA_KONDO
飯塚直樹｜https://www.ashitsubonihonichi.com/

【構成】
永井ふわふわ
大井洋一　
福田卓也　
関野樹

【ナレーション】
山口由里子

【CAM】
岸本慎也　
片岡昂大

【AUD】
玉城善彦
　
【VE】
安井康喜
　
【CA】
石井優太

【美術プロデューサー】
内藤　佳奈子

【美術デザイン】
別所晃吉

【美術進行】
三上貴子　
平山雄大

【大道具】
永井武

【大道具操作】
中本晃幸

【アクリル装飾】
國母淳一

【装飾】
菊池誠

【電飾】
田上淳子

【植木装飾】
広田明

【カラーグレーディング】
島田金治

【編集】
大内侑香
植田純平
庄子格

【MA】
城賢一郎
小山千尋
斎藤楓
牧野友樹

【音響効果】
小田切暁　
山下 洋樹

【車輛】
TOP　INDUSTRY

【協力】
フジアール　
スウィッシュ・ジャパン　
ヌーベルアージュ　
NAP

【撮影協力】
相模原市牧郷体育館
桐花園キャンプ場

【AD】
鶴巻浩介　
宮崎裕基

【ディレクター】
前川コーファン　
降川浩史
川戸涼平

【プロデューサー】
碓氷容子
内田耕輔
小野貴宏

【プロデューサー・総合演出】
佐久間 宣行

【制作協力】
全力カンパニー
レアゾン・ホールディングス
アドレア
RIDIC

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＜裏では〇〇ドッキリ＞

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＜ウエストランドM-1優勝記念！出演動画再生リスト＞

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＜架空請求業者撃退番組かと思いきや全部コントでしたドッキリ＞

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＜妄想トーク集＞

＜操りドッキリ系＞
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This is the name of a popular program broadcast on terrestrial television. yay. This time, we have the opportunity to appear on a legendary show. UNJASH KEN WATABE. THE MOMMY TAKASHI SAKAI. KAKARONY KURITANI. This is something we are grateful for. So you’re now able to appear on terrestrial television? I came here because I was asked to. Can I appear on terrestrial television? They are located in MAATARIMURA. At first glance, MAATARIMURA appears to be a normal settlement. MAATARIMURA in Kanagawa Prefecture. This village has a secret. It’s very nice here. There’s a sign. There really is a sign that says “MAATARIMURA”. The sign says “Welcome to MAATARIMURA.” It’s a name that suggests something good is going to happen. Excuse me. Hello. what? This time, we came to MAATARIMURA to film a program. I have seen your faces on TV shows. thank you. But when I look at you in person, your faces look shabby. In reality, your faces look shabby. You are disgusting beasts. wait a minute. You guys go over there. Trash, people who have had affairs, and virgins can’t stay in this town. Now she said something. Adultery and virginity, what else? “We don’t accept adulterers or virgins,” she said. You guys are idiots. Let’s go over there. Sorry. We will now take our leave. I’m scared. Did we do something to make her resent us? You are dogs. I don’t hear such bad words very often. There are villagers. Hello. Your casual clothes are not good. You are terrible comedians from Tokyo. What a horrible thing he would say. What did you guys come here to do? We came here to stay overnight. WATABE, I don’t want to talk to you. sorry. Did you understand that? Sorry. Sorry. Who is that short person? My name is SAKAI. i don’t know you. sorry. If you are a stranger to me, don’t come in here. sorry. And who are you in that white outfit? You’re not as famous as these two yet. Don’t get ahead of yourself. His words are harsh. You made it to the second round of the M-1 Grand Prix, right? He is knowledgeable about the situation. Not all races have prize money. It’s all about the races with the prize money. I see that’s true. Maybe he likes the Japanese comedy, OWARAI. He likes OWARAI. You all think this village is a bit strange, don’t you? Yes, a little bit, I think so. OK. I will explain the rules. “Rules explained.” What does that mean? Hold on, I don’t understand at all. Some people may have noticed that. This is not a program called XX. I see. That’s only natural. Especially for you, WATABE. You are not yet able to appear on terrestrial TV broadcasts. I guessed it first. This is not a show called XX. Because I’m never going to be asked to be on that show. You will not be able to appear on TV Tokyo either. I know. I know. You negotiated for an appearance in “ACHIKOCHI AUDREY.” However, the TV programming department rejected it. You seem to be very knowledgeable about the matter. So the people in this village know this kind of information? It’s a NG from the TV programming department. This village has a nickname. That’s BATOUMURA. BATOUMURA. So MAATARI means “to insult”. This village has one rule. I see. Even if you are insulted, you should never get angry. Rule: They must never get angry, even when insulted. If I can get through the location without getting angry. The prize will be awarded to you. You will receive a prize of 1 million yen. is that true? Shouldn’t we get angry? However, there will be times when we determine that you have become angry or annoyed. Each time this happens, the prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. Rule: Every time you get angry or annoyed, 50,000 yen will be deducted. If we get angry 20 times, the prize will be 0 yen. 20 times. You’re just a boring entertainer in a white suit. Did you understand what I said? I understood the rules. This is a big problem. Don’t be angry. Don’t think that just having some creepy traits will make you popular in showbiz. I figured it out. The villagers are very knowledgeable about OWARAI. He says some horrible, nasty things. You are a burden to GRAPE COMPANY. You are tarnishing the honor that SANDWICH MAN has earned. Hold your anger, hold it. KURITANI. You will receive a 50,000 yen discount. KURITANI will have a 50,000 yen discount. what? Now I have contained my anger. With his current attitude, is that no good? We’re heading to BATOUMURA, are you confident? We will do our best to get this prize. We will do our best for 1 million yen. I see. You should go to the village. He said it was okay to go. Can we go now? Let’s go then. I’m watching you guys all the time. He is scary. Furthermore, you will be humiliated. “We are being degraded,” he said. BATOUMURA. No matter how much you are insulted, you should not get angry. Can we continue to endure that? Are you reflecting? I reflect on that. UNJASH KEN WATABE. You don’t move it. Please don’t move it, I’m not used to it. SAKAI, what are you doing? THE MOMMY TAKASHI SAKAI. Your face is ugly. This hurts. KAKARONY KURITANI. Shut your mouth. He is an old man who is personally looking for BATOUMURA. That year, there was a pre-arranged meeting to decide who would win. NISHIKIGOI TAKASHI WATANABE. thank you. Episode 1: Run fast. Everyone, BATOUMURA ​​has begun. NOBUYUKI SAKUMA. This is BATOUMURA ​​from the NOBROCK TV special. We rented a village. The three will be filming the show in the village as usual. They are criticized in various places. This is a plan where the prize money will be gradually reduced. It makes me laugh to think of their future. What do we want to do? BATOUMURA ​​has begun, where “if any of them get angry, the prize money will be reduced.” In BATOUMURA, if someone gets angry, the prize money is reduced. Who will be the first to attack them? NISHIDA. What do you eat to make you gain so much weight? His name is NISHIDA. Pig, LALAND NISHIDA. In BATOUMURA, NISHIDA is kept as a pig. You just eat. What does this mean? You are a hopeless person. This fat guy. This fat guy. This is terrible. Nishida traveled several hours from Tokyo for this job. NISHIDA, reflect on your actions a bit. BATOUMURA ​​is scary. Is that all he came here for? This is far from Tokyo. This is a luxurious use of the comedian’s talent. LALAND must be busy at work. There’s something. That is a convenience store. There are grandpa and grandma over there. This is great. The atmosphere is very good. There are freshly picked vegetables. Are they kind people? Don’t talk about vegetables. Come in. Take a look at these. They should not get angry if an old couple in the vegetable section yells at them. If they get angry, the prize money will be reduced. Come over here and take a look. What do you think of this? The vegetables look delicious though. Do you want to eat something? Which one do you like? I want to eat mandarin oranges. I think WATABE should eat it after all. I think so too. What do you recommend? Tomatoes? Eat this. That’s what I’ve been saying all this time. Please give us your thoughts. So can I have a little bit of this? Now, I’ll go ahead and eat some fresh tomatoes. He eats the tomatoes and reviews them. This is very fresh and sweet. This has a great balance of sourness and sweetness. So even without salt, this is very tasty. Your review is boring. Food reviews aren’t meant to make people laugh. The aim is to convey that flavour. You are UNJASH. So please make comments that don’t make sense. Are you telling me to make comments that don’t make sense? Food reviews that go against the flow. Can WATABE make comments that don’t seem to make sense? Well, let’s eat. This apple is very delicious. Even though it’s an apple, it’s really soft. Although this is an apple, it has no core. This is a really delicious apple. wait a minute. The request for a “food review that goes against the grain” is not good. You must be crazy to call a tomato an apple. I’m not abnormal. As a comedian I know this isn’t funny. You can see that this is not funny. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. I know better than anyone that my comment was not good. Try the food and review it as a virgin. A virgin doing a food review? Eat this and think it’s the first time you’ve ever seen a female organ. This is the worst. Comedian KURITANI is a virgin. Will he be able to meet this minimal demand? I feel very embarrassed when KURITANI sees me. I’m embarrassed. I’ll eat this, okay? I’m embarrassed. KURITANI, how does it taste? This is bittersweet. I don’t like that. I can’t look at you. You won’t get a job reviewing food on terrestrial TV anymore. After saying goodbye to the couple, they continue walking through the village. There are young people. There is a young man in the village. They encountered a young couple who were traveling. She is cute. Look, he’s WATABE. Hello. He is a horrible man who committed adultery. It’s bad luck to meet him. wait a minute. In reality, he does seem like a man who would commit adultery. After all, he does seem like the kind of person who would commit adultery. You guys are being a bit rude. It’s really rude to say something like that on a first meeting. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. Surely, that’s not good. What I did was not good though. Honestly, that’s a rude thing to say. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. He is also considerably older than me. WATABE is very angry. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 100,000 yen. Who is that person? Is that about that person? He is WATABE’s assistant. Is he WATABE’s assistant? I’m a comedian. Basically, I’m a comedian. Do something interesting. This is a sneaky trap. When I tell people I’m an entertainer, they say this. Should I do something funny? Do something interesting. The temple massage feels good. I think this is an interesting trick though. What are comedians like these days? You should quit being a comedian and go back to your hometown. I think it was fun. Who appeared before them next? Is this a joke? They met some village children. Can they keep their cool when they are insulted? SAKAI is a boring comedian. Aren’t I funny? Really, you have no talent for anything. Is that true? I do a variety of comedies. What are you doing? what? What are you doing? wait a minute. You don’t have any talent, do you? That’s true. what? You have no talent. Are you being manipulated by someone? The kids are improvising most of the time. If you don’t have talent from the start, you’ll never have it. That’s what’s good about me. He has been told horrible things. KURITANI. You’re not a very funny artist at all. You are boring. You haven’t said a word. You are boring, boring. Try doing a funny trick. 3, 2, 1. This is the worst. This is not funny. It’s so boring that it makes me laugh. You are boring. You are boring. This is terrible. Are you still a comedian? Please do another comedy with a different style. The children are ad libbing their remarks. 3, 2, 1. it’s awful. Bad feeling. He is said to be “gross.” This is KURITANI’s fault. sorry. It is better for us to stay away from him. The time span of a mission is short. KURITANI’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. He is annoyed. Is WATABE feeling remorseful? Are you reflecting? I am reflecting on my actions. You are the worst. I am truly reflecting on my actions. Never commit adultery again. Do you think you’ll be forgiven? I don’t think I’ll be forgiven. You won’t be forgiven. wait a minute. Are you reflecting? They are about the same age as my children. You have no remorse, do you? I am truly reflecting on this. Do not tell a lie. You should apologize. Tell me how you reflected. Truly, I have ended all extramarital affairs with all women. Tell me what you did with it. You explain in detail. I changed my mobile number. That’s still not enough. I do all the housework. I try not to forget to be grateful in my daily life. SAKAI is listening to it seriously. Instead of thanking, you apologize. You should apologize properly. wait a minute. Should I apologize to the three of you? I am truly sorry for any inconvenience caused. sorry. We can’t forgive you. You guys won’t forgive me. You guys won’t forgive me. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. The children have returned home. There are people of all ages in this village. The journey has only just begun. However, they were insulted by the villagers and the three were already damaged. I think that’s rude. Because this is the first time we’ve met. This is our first meeting. This is a pretty tough situation. I felt really disgusted. I felt really disgusted. I thought there would be more room for emotion. I really wanted to hit that young couple. I was on the verge of becoming violent towards them. He wasn’t violent, but it really pissed me off. They’re not just acting, they’re getting carried away and insulting us. That’s true. Refreshed, they move on. It’s painful to be forced to do something. I don’t want to do that anymore. If I don’t respond to that, I’m told, “You have no talent.” I was told not to give off the impression that I could do it. KURITANI has no right to say that. The store came into view. I don’t want to walk up this hill. My legs are heavy. Hello. This is the only shop in the village. If there’s something you want, buy it here. I understand. wait a minute. wait a minute. Is this DVD 10 yen? Is this porn? It’s not porn. This is a DVD of UNJASH. You should be grateful that it’s still worth 10 yen. That’s even 10 yen too much. Nobody will buy that. I really worked hard to make this. A DVD containing UNJASH’s solo live performance costs 10 yen? If you go to the UNJASH talent agency they have a ton of these so you can get them for free. Don’t say that. If we start to fall out with each other, it’s all over. Are you both in the same office? Our office is JINRIKISYA. What did you think when WATABE went on hiatus? I was hoping he would come back soon. Is that your honest opinion? I didn’t think anything of it. What does that mean? wait a minute. WATABE’s prize money will be reduced by 50,000 yen. But that didn’t work. Your apology press conference was poorly done. I couldn’t bear to watch that. All the villagers were saying the same thing. I couldn’t bear to watch that. Yes, I agree. It was my fault, it was really unplanned. There were various circumstances. Due to various circumstances, the press conference has been hastily scheduled for tomorrow. “Is my press conference tomorrow?” I said. The decision was made at short notice, so I held the press conference without any planning. All I was told was, “Never say anything important.” What does “never say anything important” mean? I will take that story to my grave. You have too many stories to take to your grave. wait a minute. I told the whole story except for that. Your grave won’t hold them all. Are you going to make a tomb? I don’t have that intention. That’s the story I’ll take to my grave. I’ve told you everything else. Buy some goods. Shall we go buy something? There is a wide selection of products. Well then, you buy this. The candy she was eating. You’ve already eaten it, so I don’t need it. Come on, buy this, buy this. How nice. If I were to eat something like this, it would be the end of my career as a comedian. Something feels off. He took the sweets I was eating. wait a minute. That’s terrible. That’s terrible. I was just given this. Does everyone consider this to be adultery? Absolutely, that’s adultery. Seriously, this is not okay. The way he holds it is obscene. I don’t like it, it’s disgusting. So how can you hold it without it being obscene? What should I do? It’s dirty. What should I do about it? Can you tell me how to hold it without it looking obscene? So, what should I do? I don’t know, are there any other ways to hold it besides this? WATABE is down 50,000 yen. What do you think about this? The way he holds it, isn’t it obscene? Yes, I think he should have that more commonly. Then you hold this, because I don’t know how to hold this. It looks like this. You are disgusting. I hope he doesn’t eat it. You should never eat that. Please absolutely refrain from doing that. That’s absolutely not okay. Can I eat this if I pay for it? How much would you pay for it? That’s 80,000 yen. The price is a bit tricky. It was more expensive than I expected. Let’s deduct that from the prize money. Is that okay? “Yes, so you can eat it.” This amount will be deducted from the prize money. I just got married. That’s 80,000 yen. Would I put my mouth on this? How about this? What? Is this OK? All of those cost 80,000 yen. Are these 80,000 yen? We hate that so much. I feel sick and get goosebumps. sorry. He’s gross. This is delicious. “He’s gross.” He’s seriously gross. He is crazy. sorry. You don’t bite it. Be gentle. You also have a disgusting face. You don’t swallow it. This is not bad. That’s 80,000 yen. sorry. Please don’t show the inside of your mouth. I don’t know about that, I hate it. He’s disgusting, I feel like crying. By the way, did you go to see the village chief? Village chief? Did you meet and greet the village chief? We haven’t done that yet. When you come to a village, you should say hello first. You will be killed. You are going to greet each other in the wrong order. Your talent agency is that kind of agency. Your agency won’t tell you the order in which to go and greet people. Please search for “JINRIKISHA, Greetings” on the internet. That’s not true, that’s not the agency’s fault. We were greeted properly. This is the end of the prologue. This is where the real BATOUMURA ​​begins. They go to the village chief’s house to greet him. BATOUMURA ​​is a strange village where all the villagers taunt you. Who is the village chief who governs the village? what? She seems kind. Good evening. Village chief’s wife, MAGY TOUKO: Welcome to your faraway place. Did you come to say hello to my husband? yes. Please, this way. She is kind. She was the first person to say a kind word to us. “It was the first time we’d ever met such a kind person.” welcome. The village chief is MAGY. Are you the village chief? I am the village chief, MAGY, YUICHI MAGY. Thank you everyone for taking the time to come and say hello. Everybody, please come in. it’s amazing. what is this? What’s falling? Is this crab or crab stick? What? That’s not a crab. This is a finger. Why is there a finger on the floor? Is there a horror element to it? Please come in. finger? ! Should we go in and say hello? Is this like cannibalism? The village chief’s fake smile is scary. Break time at the village chief’s house. They take a break at the home of the kind village chief. You guys seem to be quite tired. Yes, a lot has happened to get me here. Hello. She is my daughter, MAGY NASHIKO. I’m NASHIKO, the village chief’s daughter. thank you. I’ve been watching you guys on TV and I’m nervous. I never thought I’d hear someone say that. You guys are the real them, aren’t you? I’m glad. I’m happy about that. KURITANI, you’re wearing white clothes even at times like this, it suits you. Thank you. I’m happy. Please come and have some tea. It is a specialty of this village. I see, let’s drink it. Let’s drink. what is this? Don’t you like that tea? This is a bit bitter. This is bitter. If they don’t drink this, they are being very rude to the village. This is the village’s specialty, BATOU tea (a drink made from 100% special, extremely bitter extract). Can they drink this with a smile? SAKAI, what do you think of this? Is this for real? How did you guys make this? Is this for real? This is a specialty of this village. These are tea leaves harvested in this village. Is this tea leaf? please. I only feel bitterness about this. I drink this. Isn’t that so delicious? You should have a normal look. It might make someone think we are drinking something strange. sorry. You are a disrespect to the village. What’s this? I’m in trouble with him. KURITANI, is that bitter? No, not at all. That’s true for you, isn’t it? KURITANI, you can drink this all up, right? Yes, That’s right. Isn’t that delicious? If you drink this, please give me a compliment. I like people who can drink this all up. I see. Mission: Drink all the BATOU tea for the village girl. Will KURITANI be able to finish the tea for the cute lady? Let’s drink. Please look me in the eye while drinking the tea. See your eyes? Her name is NASHIKO, the village chief’s daughter. cute. I look into your eyes. look at me. cute. KURITANI, you’re cute too. He is amazing. Is it so delicious that it makes your body tremble? KURITANI, you are cute. amazing. He is trembling. He drank it all. You are amazing. thank you. You are lovely. The villagers are happy. You are so amazing. thank you. What? Would you like another cup of that tea? No, I probably can’t have another cup of that tea. OK. WATABE, what about you? I don’t need that, I’m not thirsty. This is a great opportunity for you. This is a specialty of our village. You see, I can’t escape it. You sip the tea in your mouth. I think “rolling it around in your mouth” is a big no-no. Don’t drink it all in one go. Please do a food review of that tea. That’s impossible. Is that impossible? But you’re good at it. I want to drink it right away, not let it sit on my tongue. You slowly roll it around in your mouth. Please do a food review. I used to watch your wonderful food reviews on TV all the time. thank you. Okay, OK. I roll this around in my mouth and it smells okay. Well, let’s get started. This is apparently a specialty tea of ​​BATOUMURA. This color is very clear. It’s a very clear green color, so it has a refreshing feel. that’s right. You roll it around in your mouth. Yes, that’s right, the tea leaves spread all over my tongue. It’s the bitterness, or astringency, of the tea leaves. It coats my tongue. What about sweetness? It has no sweetness at all. Is there any sweetness? I see. If you could compare it to something, what does this tea taste like? If I were to compare this to something, it would be that. This tastes like fish liver, but 100 times stronger. This is a very bitter tasting tea. You still have some of that tea left. what? Did you leave this tea? wait a minute. We have a health practice of gargling with this. Gargle? Do you drink tea after gargling? Is this really okay? Does this have detergent in it? That’s how bitter this is. We do it every day. Is that true? Is this tea? Yes, that’s tea. Do you gargle with this? I will go. please. That’s normal in this village. This is a healthy routine I do every morning. Oh dear. This is impossible. He is dirty. a bit. I am shocked. That is disrespectful to everyone. sorry. sorry. Maybe no one can do this healthy method? Can no one do that? I can do that. It’s possible with KURITANI. You’d better stop that. Only KURITANI is manly. Come on, please. It’s okay if you’re not liked here. You should stop now, there’s still a long way to go. here you are Thank you. “Here you go.” That’s quite a lot. You’re doing your best and you’re okay, right? This is a bit much. something like that. You should gargle. You should look up and gargle. what’s wrong? What? What’s wrong? Did you actually vomit? You don’t do that sort of thing, do you? sorry. Would you go again? No, that’s dirty. Quickly, you look up and gargle. Yes, that’s right, kids can do this too. sorry. Is the taste of that tea not to your liking? In this village, they eat OCHAZUKE with that tea. That’s a lie, right? This is not good. Dad, my older sister has failed again. She is forgetful. This is actually my older daughter’s lunch. She forgot about it. She always forgets that. Someone has to deliver this. But I still have plans after this. Let’s ask them. is this good? Please deliver lunches to the school. Yes, my older sister is a teacher at school. Mission: Deliver a lunch box to the village chief’s eldest daughter. The location can be confusing so here is a map for you. If you say, “The village chief asked me to do this,” I will make sure that my older daughter understands. please. While you are out, we will prepare dinner. We’ll cook a delicious meal. Are you okay? “I’m okay.” Can you go? They head to the school to deliver lunch to the village chief’s other daughter. This is just the prologue. Now the real BATOUMURA ​​begins. please. Welcome. what? This pig is happy to consider you his friend. That’s not okay. You guys, run away quickly. He has spoken now. You guys, run away quickly. That’s dangerous, he could get really hurt. You guys, run away quickly. What’s that happening? Is that what will happen to us if we stay in this village? The episode “Run away quickly” has ended. I couldn’t understand what that finger had meant when it had fallen off earlier. What was that? The explanation is not sufficient. Episode 1 “Run away quickly” finished. Episode 2: “A New Door”. Apparently it’s this one. Now, the three of them have arrived at school. I’m scared. Who is that? Hi everyone, long time no see. It’s WATANABE! He is TAKASHI WATANABE of NISHIKIGOI, who is known as BATOU. What do you guys do? We were asked to deliver lunch boxes to the daughter of the village chief of BATOUMURA. Did you just say BATOUMURA? yes. I will also go there privately. WATANABE is the only one whose setting is different from the others. He is an old man who is privately searching for BATOUMURA. Did you come all the way here privately? Yes, I got here by hitchhiking. You really made it here. He actually couldn’t make it to BATOUMURA ​​due to a scheduling conflict. However, he was determined to appear in this production, so he adjusted his schedule and joined partway through. Did you come here to be insulted too? On top of that, we are already depressed by the abuse we receive from the villagers. Depressed? What brings you here? That’s right, WATANABE’s arrival means that BATOUMURA ​​will be in serious mode. Well then, let’s go together. let’s go. Maybe this is school? Were you told to go to school? They made it to school just fine. The village chief’s daughter forgot her lunch, so we will deliver it. Each shot is filmed by drone. I see. We rented out an entire school for this purpose. If anyone needs it, here it is. Is true. Someone’s coming. what? Who are you guys? Who? Are you perverts? Pervert? What can you do? Why are you laughing so much? What? I believe the time has finally come. What does that mean? And who are you guys? The village chief’s daughter must be there. That’s me. MAGY MIRIA (MIRICHAMU), the village chief’s daughter. what? You forgot your lunch, didn’t you? Yes, I forgot about that. The village chief asked me to deliver this to you. I see. I came here privately. Who are you? I have seen you. yes. I heard you appeared on “ZIP!” this morning. After I appeared on “ZIP!”, I watched the Super Bowl. After them you will be cursed. That’s a good job. thank you. You’re OK for now. what? You’ll probably be happy about this, so there’s no point in me yelling. “No way!” So you just keep watching. Hana please sit on your knees there. “Yes.” You are quick to listen. He is honest. “He is too honest.” Why are you wearing all white clothes like that? I was told to wear this costume. You are a virgin and have never ejaculated. And yet you’re wearing all white. I have ejaculated before. Is that the type of thing that doesn’t connect to the future? You should apologize once. “I wasted it. I’m sorry.” There will be lots of them in the sky. You do it right away. That is until now. I wasted my sperm. I’m sorry. “It’s not going to happen that you connect with the egg.” “I am sorry.”. You may refuse to say it. Please don’t give unnecessary advice. It doesn’t lead to eggs. You will no longer be connected to eggs. I am sorry. We all say “I’m sorry” together. This is so sad. OK, next is WATABE. yes. Are you doing YOUTUBE with the aim of returning to TV? WATABE from UNJASH is currently streaming a program on YOUTUBE in which he films his dream of one day appearing on a terrestrial TV gourmet program. No woman will look at your YouTube. No, that’s not the case. What group of people will watch it? WATABE argued back, so he lost 50,000 yen. There are female viewers too. Who are you? Are you in a position to give that opinion? When you express your opinion, stick your chin out. I don’t expect my situation to go back to normal, but I’m going to try my best. OK, from now on, when you have an opinion, stick your chin out and say it. I understand. SAKAI? “Yes.” You should never go for undercutting your hair again and again! I’m going to it just to be sure. It has nothing to do with fun. Well, I thought I’d add a fashion element to it. What do you think you are? I consider myself a comedian. That’s not right, you’re a ball. Am I a ball? “Yes.” You are a ball. Tama happens to be a duo doing sketch comedy. “Tama just happens to do sketch comedy”? That’s a lot of balls. Are you picking a fight? No, I have no intention of doing that. What the hell are you talking about? very sorry. What do you say? It’s anger that isn’t insulting. That’s more than an insult. That’s your fault, right? Yes. No, yes. That’s your fault. Can you still be a comedian? Yes, I could probably be a comedian. I see, HAYASHIDA is writing mostly comedy scripts, isn’t he? That’s pretty much me. Do you think that’s true? HAYASHIDA will watch this too. Will HAYASHIDA see this? He will definitely see this. Are you writing a comedy script? Is that true? Well, yes. yes. Is that okay? That’s zero, sorry. That’s a lie, right? You should apologize to HAYASHIDA. I wanted to show my good side. Put your head on the ground and apologize. HAYASHIDA. I tried to make myself look good. sorry. why? Why do you apologize? That’s a good knee-jerk apology. WATANABE, that’s a good apology. WATANABE? “Yes.” thank you. Something is different. You too should follow his example. Should I follow his example? He is the least scandalous of you all. WATABE, you should be the one to emulate him. Should I emulate him? But I don’t think it’s right for you to hit me. But you were criticized all over Japan. Do you hate being criticized now? What I mean is, I think it’s a bit different to be hit by you directly. When you hit me with a bamboo sword, it’s not an insult. Will you be publicly slammed by BUNSHUN gossip magazine again? Or would you prefer me to hit you with the bamboo sword one more time? Which do you prefer? It’s a bamboo sword. Please sit down again. Hold on, what’s the logic behind that? The world criticizes you through the gossip magazine BUNSHUN. I criticize you. Which do you prefer? It is a bamboo sword. “Then you sit down.” MIRICHAMU, her story moves at a fast pace. That’s scary, hold on a second. You don’t hit very hard, do you? “Strength?” Bamboo swords have joints. That’s okay, leave it to me. Let’s just go with the flow. The feeling is not right. “Why?” It hurts when you get hit on this part while swinging a bamboo sword. That’s a little scary! “You’re noisy.” So, on the show BRUNCH, they draw your face on a balloon and then it pops. We completely forgot about that because the staff hates you so much. When I saw that, I thought to myself, they hate me. That brings back memories. You fuss. “That hurts.” See, it hurts when you get hit with the bottom of that leather. what? Which hurt more: when BRUNCH’s balloon popped, or my bamboo sword? That’s a BRUNCH balloon. Right? I will never forget that experience. Then you can bear this. No, not bad. For now, please give me your lunch. “Yes.” Somehow they managed to deliver the lunch to her. You guys, take classes at this school. They ended up taking classes at BATOU High School. This is for you. What’s this? A school uniform? You should wear this. You guys look like so many stupid old men. So you guys wear it. WATANABE, please wait a moment. “Yes.” You are fine just the way you are. “Yes.” SAKAI, you put your jacket in a cardboard box to keep it from getting dirty. I thought WATABE had put it on the ground. That’s right. – Sorry. Please don’t fold your jacket neatly and put it in there. My jacket is a costume. You are noisy. SAKAI and KURITANI, you two talk back to me. Not at all. We haven’t done anything like that at all. Because WATANABE is here, I don’t mind letting you go home. No. Yes. Especially KURITANI. “Sorry, please stop being so graphic.” Yes, sorry. I will act properly. Out of all of this group, you’re the one who is seen the least on TV. That’s right. I’m going to try my best from now on. What? What? What? it hurts. I get annoyed. “You’re scary.” You always make excuses. You have a lot of excuses. Shut up, you’re always making excuses. WATANABE? “Yes.” Do you have an excuse? No, I don’t. You should emulate him. That’s weird. WATANABE, you’re good. WATANABE looks too old. I knew the school uniform wouldn’t suit you, so I prepared something else specially for you. Yes. You should be angry. Your jackets are in the way. “Sorry.” This is heavy. Hold on, what are you doing? WATANABE, you should put this on. What is that tool? Hold on, he put it on without a second thought. That’s quick. That would be a lie. That goes to the nose. This is a nose hook. This is going to hurt. You should not push yourself too hard. This is quite heavy. Let’s add another bottle. That’s true. Second bottle. This will be surprisingly heavy. First, let’s go with two, WATANABE. Let’s go with two! yes. He said, “Yes.” Are you okay? This is a trained human being. He is amazing. That’s a bit… We can’t see this. WATANABE, how many of my EGG magazines did you buy? There are 100 books. He really did buy 100 copies of MIRICHAMU’s graduation issue EGG. How much did it cost? “It was 250,000 yen.” That’s great, but he’s too well trained. let’s go. You guys go in here. let’s go. What kind of classes are offered at BATOUMURA ​​school? go! yes. WATANABE, your reply is good. There are cameras everywhere here. This is terrible. What are you laughing at? This is a bit harsh. The calligraphy here is good, well written. “Adultery is punishable by death.” “Virginity is punishable by death.” “2021 is a disappointing year for M-1.” “SAKAI”, what is “SAKAI”? So you’re saying I’m a badmouth? Your existence itself is not good. “2021 is a disappointing year for M-1.” That was the year we won. A bad year. “His face!” It’s amazing to see it written in such beautiful handwriting. Please read this one by one. Let’s start with WATANABE. yes. 2021 will be a bad year for M-1. That was the year of fixed games. That was not the case. It was a very exciting tournament at that time. Next, SAKAI. I? Please read it while acting as if you have found a dead SAKAI. Was this an act of me finding SAKAI dead? SAKAI! OK! OK? What is this? The students who wrote this are waiting. First of all, you need to take part in the practical training and classes at this school. yes. OK? “Yes.” This is scary. No way, the person who wrote this must have a bad mouth. But the writing is beautiful. WATANABE, you really see the good in people. thank you. This is the classroom. Please come in here. classroom? Come in quickly. Excuse me. There are a lot of them. good morning. They are quite the gal posse. This is scary. There are a lot of bad people here. Stand up. Good morning, asshole. sit down. Please introduce yourselves. Please introduce yourselves and tell us about the scandals that have happened so far. You have to admit your guilt. Lesson 1: They introduce themselves by announcing their scandals. Do I say that in front of everyone? What are you saying now? The world knows about your scandals. That’s true, but it’s a bit difficult to actually say that. Class President IMAI (ANGELICA IMAI): “Say it quickly, seriously.” Um, well. ANGELICA is here too. I had an affair even though I have a wife and children. You are nasty. Your voice is quiet. Please continue soon. yes. I am WATABE from UNJASH, who committed adultery. Hey, aren’t you laughing? No, I’m not laughing. “You have no remorse.” I am reflecting on my actions. I am extremely reflecting on my actions. Please speak with your chin forward. Don’t be embarrassed. “Sorry.” Your chin is crooked! You guys told me to make this face. This classroom is scary. I was told to do so. Next. I’m KURITANI from KAKARONI. That’s not it. “I’m sorry to everyone at GRAPE COMPANY.” “I’m the least popular KURITANI.” Everyone at GRAPE COMPANY. sorry. I’m the least popular, KURITANI from KAKARONI. First of all, what is GRAPE COMPANY? I was told to say this. Can you only do what someone tells you to do? I see, that’s why you won’t be a popular comedian. Hell’s classroom. That’s enough for you. We don’t want to waste your time. It’s a waste of time. Why does SAKAI, who has nothing to do with this, look like he’s about to cry? Because that’s the one who gets told the harshest things. It doesn’t concern you. sorry. SAKAI, you introduce yourself next. Yes, with my wife in my left hand and a pachinko in my right, I am a newlywed pachinko player. Shut up! You stop that. What is that? Are you kidding me? sorry. You introduce yourself honestly. I am PRODUCTION JINRIKISHA. “I can’t hear.” PRODUCTION JINRIKISHA. You are noisy. Is this loud? I can hear you. You adjust it yourself. They are scary. I am a comedian belonging to PRODUCTION JINRIKISHA. JINRIKISHA Comedy What is a comedian? WATANABE, introduce yourself. yes. I am TAKASHI WATANABE, the garbage born of sex. This is it. Your punches are weak. This is it. What? Something like this? Do you have one more thing in mind? “A foolish gourmet, a man of few words, I am WATABE.” No, I don’t want to say that. I can’t do that. Minus 50,000 yen. Why are you being selfish? Because that’s all I want to say. Why? You say it. Do you still regret it? I feel like sketch comedies are also being made fun of. Stupid gourmet. I understand. You shouldn’t go to your part-time job at TOYOSU in a Benz. I was told to come by car. Also, you should stop inviting young people to WHITE BLACK UNJASH. Everybody looks awkward. It makes me feel awkward watching it too. WATANABE, you think so too, don’t you? Yes, I appeared in WHITE BLACK UNJASH before appearing in M-1. WATABE thought that “he wouldn’t be able to sell himself.” No such thing. No, it isn’t. SAKAI, how was it for you performing in WHITE BLACK UNJASH? My life, nothing changed. You can say whatever you want about me, but don’t say anything bad about the show. KURITANI, have you ever appeared in it? No, I wasn’t even called. You call him. Why is there someone here who couldn’t even appear in WHITE BLACK UNJASH? Who is he? Who is this person? a little bit. Are you ok? This is tough to start the morning with. He was frustrated, he was down 50,000 yen. Are you in a state of misplaced anger? Who are you? You and I are the same, you idiot. I’m not a virgin. You’re obviously a virgin, idiot. I am not a virgin. I just can’t forgive you. I will definitely check out you. Your money will be gone. Please tell him too. You really don’t deserve to be here. Shut up, you’re an extra, you idiot. You’re like an extra too. No, I’m a talent. But I didn’t know who you were. You just don’t have the knowledge. Virgin extra, MASARU. KURITANI is down 500,000 yen. You’re running out of money. Stop now. But this is a bit… Is it just me who is being harsh? The lesson ended just as KURITANI was getting angry. It’s break time, you have free time. Come over and let’s play cards. WATABE, come over here. In stark contrast to earlier, the mood became peaceful. however. You don’t come over here! I’m not calling you. He looks like an errand boy, so let him do the chores. We want to drink something. What do you all want to drink? coffee milk! We’ll play with you, so you go buy some coffee milk for everyone. You have 2 seconds to go and buy it. Hurry. What about money? “Pay with your own money, you have money, right?” You go quickly. Hurry up, 10 seconds. 10 seconds, coffee milk. It’s been a while since I last ran errands. I remember a lot of different things. WATANABE is cute. He’s super cute and he’s a nice guy. WATANABE is too cute, I can’t imagine him being the M-1 champion. I am TAKASHI WATANABE from NISHIKIGOI, the 2021 M-1 champion. But the 2021 M-1 isn’t interesting. Stop saying things like that, it never happened. Sorry I made you wait. You are slow! Sorry, I bought these. Wait a minute, who asked for coffee with milk? This is Strawberry AU LAIT. I’M A BANANA AU LAIT. Was that right? – You’re kidding. You drink this all. I’m sure everyone said coffee milk, right? Nobody asked for that, I said fruit milk. Coffee milk, right? It was fruit milk. thank you. You can’t do anything. Drink it quickly, in 2 seconds. You become a puppet and drink it. Puppet? You drink it for the first time. First, you might think, “Can I eat this?” First you lick it with your tongue, you’re seriously disgusting. You’re seriously disgusting. Can I eat this? I might be able to eat this. Let’s go and drink it all at once. Can you go with that? Disaster. I expected that. I did this just as you say. Wait, WATANABE is in ecstasy after seeing us insulting SAKAI. He’s gross. You can’t feel ecstasy without permission. You suppress it. thank you. You look like my ex-boyfriend’s father. Your ex-boyfriend’s father? You give me mixed feelings. Who knows! You go away. From now on, I will be your ex-boyfriend’s father. If you look closely, you will see that you look like Yu Lin Chi (Chinese fried chicken with special sauce). I can understand that. Smells like garlic, you get chopped. Hello, I’m Yu Lin Chi. WATABE, since you are a foodie please give us your food review of this Yu Lin Chi. Yu Lin Chi food review? Lick it. No no. You don’t have to come. Yu Lin Chi is here. I refuse. Bite that cheek. no. You can lick or bite it to see if it’s food. This is Yu Lin Chi. 5 seconds ago. GO! What on earth are you doing? This Yu Lin Chi is deep fried to perfection. I felt a lot of oiliness. This was chicken so it had just the right amount of texture. This is a very classy Yu Lin Chi. You should never commit adultery again. Just be careful of adultery. That has nothing to do with the current storyline. It’s lunchtime. What’s this? Pick it up. They finish cleaning the classroom, arrive at BATOUMURA ​​and this is their first meal. Do you start by preparing the school lunches? This school lunch will feature some amazing local cuisine. It’s lunch time now, so please come and get your lunch. They are preparing the school lunches properly. How many years has it been since you last had school lunch? It’s been about 20 years. WATABE, please do the food review. You’re good at that, right? A food review? Don’t you want to do that? Yes, I do food reviews. Food reviews. Today’s menu 1: Soft noodles and spaghetti with meat sauce. This is nostalgic. Speaking of school lunches, pasta is soft noodles. These soft noodles truly have a unique texture that can only be eaten in school lunches. These soft noodles with a unique texture are topped with meat sauce. It already has a very nice tomato scent. Let’s eat. This is nostalgic. I also love WATABE’s gourmet YouTube channel. Let’s eat. His eating habits are also elegant. This brings back memories, this is really meat sauce. This is the classic, authentic taste of the meat sauce that we all ate as children. It’s a very nostalgic meal. As expected! Awesome, you’re very good. How’s that going? It looks like your skills haven’t gotten rusty yet. I do food reviews in a variety of places. Now for the second one, you eat this too. That’s this one. Second one? Yes, there is a second menu. You are great at food reviews so I want you to try this. What is that? This is a local dish from BATOUMURA. What is that? This is a local dish called BATO-JIRU. wait a minute. It’s scary because I don’t know what this is. What’s in this? What is the name of this dish? “BATO-JIRU.” Is this BATO-JIRU, that is, is it BATOUMURA ​​juice? Yes, this is BATO-JIRU. Hold on a second, that doesn’t look like something you could eat. So you judge it based on what it looks like? But I don’t know what this is. May I ask what this is made of? You have to guess what ingredients are in it. You’re good at food reviews, right? You’ve tried a lot of different things, so you know that. Do you mean that I know what’s in this BATO-JIRU? Is this food and is it okay for me to eat this? We don’t serve anything that you can’t eat. Is that true? Yes. You tell me to do it. So then you eat it. Can I just smell it first? What is it? The broth is quite fish-based. This smells like fish head soup. I think this is probably a soup made with stock from fish bones. Now let’s take a look at the ingredients in the soup. what is this? This would be gelatin. Please give us a food review of this so that everyone will want to eat it. This kind of soup was often made. This is very shiny and jiggly. The color is black. But this is very glossy. What is this? I can see some sort of fish eggs of various sizes. So, I would like to eat this. Let’s go, I’ll eat. I see. I don’t know what it is, but it tastes like seafood. Do you know what this is? I don’t know what this is. But my conclusion is that this is insanely delicious. BATO-JIRU is incredibly delicious. That’s why I told you not to judge it based on what it looks like. Excuse me. I’m really sorry about that, this is really delicious. In fact, this is a dish that has been carefully prepared by village chefs using high-quality ingredients. So what exactly is in this? Can you guess what’s inside? What is this? It has herring roe in it. Then there’s radish in this. This gelatinous substance is used around fish eyes and things like that. Or around the lips of a fish. Is this that kind of juice? Herring roe and radish, the right answer! thank you. I think there might be some white fish in this. White fish is also a good choice. What is this black? I think squid ink is probably the only edible black thing we have. The answer is close. If this isn’t squid ink, is it some kind of innards? What is this? What is this? I do not understand. It’s something animalistic. Maybe this is that? Monkfish skin or something? Is this a gelatinous part of the monkfish? You’re right, it’s monkfish liver. He is amazing. He is really amazing. I’m seriously a little excited. You’re great. All are correct. I have one last challenge for you, so could you please just leave? What is that? Pull up your chair once. What am I going to do? You can remain seated. You have completed your food review so far. “Yes.” You like this, don’t you? Please wait a little. I had a really hard time with this recently. What does “during this time” mean? This is spicy enough even in moderate amounts. If you give out too much of it, something terrible will happen. Say it while thrusting your chin forward. So don’t get confused with the amount. Otherwise I can’t react to it. You want to go back to King’s Brunch, right? If I try this, will I get back there? If that’s what you want to do, go for it. Don’t get the amount wrong. I understand that. Don’t get the quantity wrong, even a little is plenty spicy. I get it, so close your eyes and look up. Just let it out a little bit. I get that. Give us a food review. Earlier you smelled the food cooking and you were sharing your thoughts about it. I see. That makes sense. Here comes the wasabi. Usually, we dissolve wasabi in soy sauce or soba soup. But today I can eat it directly. So I’m looking forward to that. Bright green is good. Now, close your eyes and look up. Just let it out a little bit. “I get it.” It’s just a little bit, I get that. So, look up a little bit. That’s a lot. So I can’t run away. Do a food review. This is tough. “Please do a food review.” That’s painful. We don’t know what it tastes like. It doesn’t communicate to us at all. Tell everyone about it. It’s a little spicy. What? That doesn’t convey anything to us. This is very spicy. That’s okay. The portions are large. You did not take good care of the food. Everyone should do the same as me. That can’t be helped, otherwise what would you do about it? But this hasn’t decreased at all, and that’s fine. KURITANI, you can’t do that, can you? I can do that. WATABE was able to do it, but you can’t, right? I can do that. Give it a try. Can you do it? Hey, you should try that too. Would you two give it a try? I can do that. So let’s both try that. First show me the example. So I’ll try that on my own. KURITANI, sit down. That amount is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before. You are noisy. You don’t have to tell him that. You keep a good eye on me. You probably can’t do that anyway. I can do that. You’re annoying. Make it funny. It’s supposed to be funny, so if it is, laugh. You are a third-rate entertainer. Do your job properly. I’m a second-rate entertainer. That’s what I’m supposed to be. You’re not there yet. This is wasabi. This is fresh wasabi. This is fresh, so this looks delicious. This melts the moment I put it in my mouth. I am looking forward to trying this. So let’s eat that, please. Hold on, your mouth stinks. Now look up. Please be careful. This is painful. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Please, forgive me. I don’t understand what you’re saying. Please speak up. Stop it. Don’t push yourself. Can’t you do that? stop it. I’ll give you water. He’s in danger. Stop it. Drink water. You don’t have to push yourself. He was provoked and pushed himself too hard. He was being stubborn. Get along with him. It was easy for me, dumbass. KURITANI, you did a surprisingly good job. But I didn’t get your impression of the taste. What is it? You can’t do food reviews. I can do that, idiot. Now tell me what you think of it. Yes, then I will. Do the same to me again. You provoked me, didn’t you? Stop it. I will never lose to him. You really should stop now. You’ve done well. He has guts. I want to make up for all the mistakes I’ve made so far. That’s okay, you just care too much about it. At the moment, the least popular comedians are definitely the most boring. Let me try this. I’m fine with more wasabi than I had before. Didn’t you say, “Don’t do it?” Okay. Are you ready? “This wasabi is amazing.” This is fresh wasabi. It is fresh. Is it freshly cut? So I’ll try tasting it. After all, it’s fresh, so it’s different from other products. Don’t swallow it just yet. There is sweetness in the spiciness. This wasabi can be eaten on its own. The taste. Speak clearly. The taste. Is he crying? Is he dead? KURITANI? That’s bad. He’s frozen. What happened to you? KURITANI. Good luck. stop it. Please do not strain yourself. Stop it. Don’t push yourself. This is delicious. you are wonderful. I said this is possible, right? What do you think? You did a surprisingly good job. thank you. But this is a bit too dangerous, so this scene will probably be cut in the editing. Use this scene. Please, it’s okay for you to be angry. It’s not dangerous. I have eaten extremely spicy food while filming for television. So please definitely use this. Please don’t cut this scene. It’s not spicy at all. “It’s really okay.” That’s dangerous, right? It’s not dangerous. So the previous scene won’t be used. Wasabi is not something you should ever drink. But only KURITANI can do that. Everyone, don’t do what I did and my scene from earlier will be used. He says so, so please use it. Please. Teacher, there’s a problem. There was this much milk left over in class 3-4. What should we do about this? wait a minute. They ended up drinking the leftover milk from other classes. But this develops into a ridiculous situation. . what? What happened to you guys? Are you okay? What? What happened to you guys? it hurts. What happened? It is tough. The expiration date of the milk in question was 2018. what? You might die? I will definitely die. I will introduce you to a hospital, so you go there. You guys go along with him. I’m afraid. This is certainly scary. This will happen to you too if you don’t hurry. This is certainly scary. Are you okay? Go to the hospital. Let’s hurry to the clinic. We returned to the village again. I heard what happened to you guys. How are you guys feeling? She is the village chief’s daughter. “We are okay for now.” If so, that was good. Now everyone says they are feeling fine. But I’m afraid that your condition might worsen. Actually, there is a great doctor in this village. If you want, I can take you to him. yes. Please come to this clinic. With the village chief’s daughter’s guidance, they went to a clinic where a skilled doctor worked. BATOU Village Clinic. Here it is. If you wait at an available seat, you will be called at the reception desk. Yes, we understand. KURITANI, are you really okay? I’m fine. Thank you. Well then, that’s good for you. Take care. She is very cute. They are waiting at the clinic reception desk. KEN WATABE. Yes. I’m going to take your temperature so please come over here. yes. Please come this way, excuse me. That hurts. What is it? I don’t understand. He’s not used to this sort of thing. Others are waiting too. Please go upstairs. Thank you. I was surprised. I envy him. Is that so? She is beautiful, that’s for sure. KAKARONY, KURITANI. Yes, I will take your temperature. That hurts. It’s strong. Please wait in the examination room upstairs. It was a completely different strength from before. THE MUMMY, SAKAI. Yes, that’s me. So there is a pattern like that? I envy you. This time, the pattern is a little different. He’s a masochist. He’s a little excited to see what she’ll do. WATANABE? “Yes.” Please. Please wait in the examination room upstairs. No, that’s not the case, is it? Do you have any problems? Are the services different? What is the service you say? Give me a slap. Please wait in the examination room upstairs. You slap me to take my temperature. Please wait. “You can hit me with your slipper.” You hit KURITANI with your slippers, didn’t you? KURITANI? You are too persistent. Let’s go now. WATANABE, you are too persistent. KURITANI. Yes. thank you. That hurts. She doesn’t know her strength. let’s go. . Let’s take him. The consultation at BATOU Clinic began with her light jab. How will they be abused in the examination room? They are all cute. “Doctor, please.” Hello. Sorry for keeping you all waiting. MAKITA, Doctor at BATOU Village Clinic: Sorry to have kept you waiting. He seems to be a clinic guy. You are not villagers of this village, are you? yes. Are you bringing any suspicious germs into this village? That should be fine. I’m a little suspicious of you guys. His acting is as expected. Do you suspect we brought germs with us? We don’t have any pathogens. I will conduct an interview. TAKASHI WATANABE. Yes, that’s me. Has anything changed about your health recently? My blood pressure is a little high. What is the number above? The top is about 180. Are there any other concerns you have about your health? I have gout. What do you think of him? I think his breath stinks. I see. Your face looks more like an anus than gout. When we see his face, we are reminded of his anus, right? Yes, I remember that. Cursing from nurses is fine. But I don’t like being scolded by old men. I will explain the interview method. You use your index finger. Put it in your anus. And then try to smell it. He accepted it easily. . It will tell you if you are healthy or not. A middle-aged man said. He puts his finger in there, right? It’s unbelievable. He has his finger deep inside his anus. That’s too far in. His fingers go all the way in here. The Doctor should never have picked him as his first choice. That’s a lot of work. It’s up to his knuckles. Did you remove your finger from there? yes. Now sniff it. Please stop. What do you think about that? “I’m healthy.” We don’t want to smell it. WATABE, please give us your comment on the smell. Scent criticism? Do a food review of that smell. Now, his fingers, which he had just pulled out of his anus, were in front of me. I’m curious what it smells like. I will observe it. I see there is a foreign object on it, and I smell it. Let’s go. It stinks. It smells like feces. It smells surprisingly exactly like feces. It stinks. Next is KEN WATABE. Has anything changed recently? Has there been an incident that increased your heart rate? Recently I was contacted by my assistant to tell me that I will be featured in the next weekly BUNSHU gossip magazine. So my heart rate went up. The article was about me going to eat eel with my son. But I was surprised by the call. I see. In reality, weren’t there more incidents that would have made it into a Weekly BUNSHU gossip article? That’s what happened, right? Mr. BUNSHU. Mr. BUNSHU is no longer about me. Next person now. KURITANI. “Yes.” Are you sleeping? Yes, I am sleeping. What do you think of him? “He’s just the grossest.” Her words are harsh. It’s gross that he’s a virgin as part of his characterization. He really is a virgin. I’m just sexually inexperienced, and I’m not making that a selling point for myself. I feel bad for you being in that position. You are really just a virgin. Great damage. Next is SAKAI. Your face reminds me of pubic hair. What does that mean? I’ve never been told that. “That reminds me too.” Please touch his pubic hair. That’s gross. I don’t want to touch such a creepy man. “I’m sorry.” I’m sick of it. I don’t want to touch it. It’s disgusting and I don’t want to touch it. She has a good look. WATANABE’S ENVY. Nurse: Do I have to touch it? please forgive me. I don’t want to touch it. it hurts. I don’t want to touch it. it hurts. I don’t want to touch it. “What does this mean?” That’s impossible. I don’t want to touch it. That’s really impossible. Why does he take away what I want so easily? I wonder what that is? what? Please say something. what? Hey, WATANABE. yes. What do you think about this? I envy him. I won’t do this to you. Please do that to me. “No.” Why? “Because you’re gross.” Please, do that to me. Bowing. “Stop it.” It’s too early for you. Hey, KURITANI. yes. Put your finger in your anus. Then let WATANABE smell your finger. wait a minute. what? I don’t want to do that. This is disgusting. The doctor also looks unwell. . why? . Why is that? What is he doing? That’s it. Smell it for yourself. wait a minute. What is it? “That’s too good for Watanabe.” Are you sane? What is this? The Doctor also felt sick when he saw you. You’d better get your doctor to check it. He is crying. Doctor, please smell this. You must check this out. What is going on here? Who is blaming who? It’s dirty. It’s disgusting. Dr. MAKITA is no longer able to continue seeing patients. So we called in a new doctor. Doctor KONDO. Hello. I’m KONDO. nice to meet you. Guys, let’s get her examined. I give everyone a rectal exam. So please change into your examination clothes. Get her examined by a medical professional. She is a real female doctor who can do rectal examinations. She came from Nagoya. Now they will undergo a rectal examination. But this is the BATOU Clinic. What kind of rectal exam would that be? So who do we start with? Is it our butts that are causing us to feel unwell? I’m always available. SAKAI. Is that me? It’s you. It’s me. First, SAKAI undergoes his first ever rectal examination. She is a real doctor. Why did he take off his pants? His lower body is completely visible. Seriously? I don’t like this. I don’t want to receive this in such a bright place. Please be quiet. I would start by looking around his anus. This is dirty ass. Is that OK? Should I let her say something like that? She is a real female doctor. Don’t tell me my ass is dirty. The outside of his ass is dirty. Let’s take a look inside his ass. It’s beautiful in there isn’t it? Put your finger in. Hold on a second, is she serious? Hold on a second, it’s a real gel. what? I’m going to take a look inside your ass. Don’t be happy. this is? Her finger entered his anus. That’s dangerous. Your anus is dirty inside too. I think I’m going to poop. I don’t like that. stop it. It’s dangerous. It’s dirty. stop it. Hold his mouth. It’s a genuine approach. That’s dirty ass. I seriously think I’m going to poop. Please don’t do that, doctor, it’s too stimulating. Don’t poop. Is this a rectal exam? You don’t have any butt hair at all. That’s certainly true. Your butt hair is surprisingly minimal. That face looks like it has a lot of butt hair. what? Fart leaking. You farted. sorry. The stimulation caused gas to come out. What do you think when you see it? This is really dirty. “This is really dirty.” I will open it up wide. Hole fully open. Are you okay? This is amazing. Does it spread that much? She’s breathing. Don’t be happy about this. I am feeling good. When I looked at his anus I noticed. yes. You don’t write comedy scripts, do you? Is that something you can tell from the anus? This is clearly visible from the anus. That’s true. This is an anus that can’t make a funny story. You even understand that much. It doesn’t seem to be pathogenic. This is good. Thank you for your good work. Does everyone do this? This doesn’t hurt. That doesn’t hurt, does it? She is a real doctor. What can I say? It’s like a door has opened that I hadn’t opened before. That’s good. Now, next person please. Can WATABE do this? Are you serious? Are you serious? Is that me? Please go to the front and get on all fours. You go. You are moving on to a new stage. If I do this, will it take me to a new level? This is simply very embarrassing. In his 31 years as a comedian, KEN WATABE undergoes a rectal examination while being verbally abused, for the first time. Can he open new doors? Try sticking your hips back a little more. I’m scared because I’ve never really put a foreign object in my anus before. His ass is beautiful. So let me begin. What will you start with? I will open your anus. WATABE’s anus has opened. Your ass is sloppy. I feel embarrassed because my anus is exposed. I have never had anything like this done to me. Do you put foreign objects in there? Teacher, tell me what to do. I’m scared because it’s my first time. What are you doing now? Doctor, please say that when you put your finger in. I realized, wait a minute. You are lenient with yourself and strict with others. I don’t want to be told that when I’m in this position. I’ll really think about that when I get back. Say, “That’s not true.” let’s start. Don’t move. I’m not used to it so please don’t move your fingers too hard. This won’t work. I appreciated your anal diet review. I don’t do food reviews. wait a minute. I see the whole picture. What’s included and how much is included now? wait a minute. What’s included and how much? This is amazing. Nurse, what do you think about this? I thought you were supported by your wife. Don’t ever mention my wife in this scene. Don’t say my wife’s name in this scene. It’s fine in other situations, but not in this scene. The rectal examination, during which he was verbally abused, ended as WATABE’s new door opened. This is good. It doesn’t seem to be pathogenic. As expected, there were no pathogens. This is dangerous. wait a minute. This concludes the rectal examination. Second envy. There was nothing particularly wrong with that. The amount of options I have is different from theirs. What on earth is this? There were no pathogens. You must all be tired. So, will you guys just do that? Doctor IIZUKA, please. He is a doctor named IIZUKA. Let him give you a massage. His name is IIZUKA and he is well known for giving massages while insulting his clients. He gave Watanabe a foot massage. Watanabe seems to be under a lot of stress, so come and find some relief. Now that hurts. This hurts. It looks like he’s not putting any strength into his fingers at all. This already hurts. Please hold down WATANABE’s face. Please keep an eye on my face. yes. My name is TATENO. thank you. you are very cute. When you look at me you don’t notice the pain, right? The pain doesn’t bother me. Please keep an eye on me. Please say TATENO. TATENO. Doctor, please. TATENO, I can’t take it anymore. I am coming. This hurts. That’s no good anymore. Here she comes. What are you doing? This place stinks. That’s to be expected, as a middle-aged man sweats. It stinks here. That’s to be expected, as a middle-aged man sweats. Unable to bear watching WATANABE’s rampage, MIRICHAMU appeared on the scene. Your body is really dirty. This is a reward. Your face is still as dirty as ever. You look at my face. Do you understand? Will MIRICHAMU’s help help WATANABE endure the pain of a foot massage? Look at this pork oil. This hurts. Pork oil. Pig, open your eyes. IIZUKA. IIZUKA. What he is shouting is “IIZUKA”. IIZUKA. Say my name. MIRICHAMU. IIZUKA. It has no effect. Why do you look at me? IIZUKA, why are you looking at me? IIZUKA considers MIRICHAMU to be a rival. IIZUKA. What is going on here? Why are you here? IIZUKA. Why do IIZUKA and MIRICHAMU consider each other rivals? You call my name. Do you understand? My name is MIRICHAMU, not IIZUKA. That’s fine. MIRICHAMU. IIZUKA. That didn’t work after all. He can no longer see MIRICHAMU. IIZUKA. This hurts. Don’t look at me. MIRICHAMU, how about this? What is this? WATANABE is mine. I give you WATANABE. This hurts. They are fighting over WATANABE. IIZUKA. End of EPISODE 2 “A New Door”. Everyone, please take care of yourself. thank you for your hard work. MAKITA also looks pale, doesn’t he? what? You certainly look pale. I am worried. You seem unwell. I am a doctor. What do you think of IIZUKA? Your complexion is bad. You should get a medical examination at once. It is often said that doctors do not take care of their health. Maybe I’ll vomit. what? It is okay. Sit down quickly. That’s fine so you sit down. I am a doctor. Sit down, baldy. The way she says it is scary. You need to be clear about whether you’re an actor or a comedian. The doctor was in the same position as us. I’m an actor. He stated clearly. I’m an actor. You’re the comedian from Office KITANO, right? No, I’m MAKITA, a member of the acting division of WATANABE ENTERTAINMENT, the most talented agency in the entertainment industry. It’s an imaginary profession. You act like it doesn’t look like it hurts. Painless acting? You described yourself as an actor, right? yes. Since I said so, you should act like it doesn’t hurt. I can do that acting. Why are you so arrogant? That’s because I won a blue ribbon award. I don’t know that. When was that? That was 12 years ago. Was that 12 years ago? I was 9 years old at the time. yes. Even if you brag about something like that, there’s no way I would know about it. It’s common for middle-aged men to brag about stories from the past. She’s the MIRICHAMU that everyone is talking about. You are a model for middle-aged men. This mental burden is great. Can I look at your rectum first? I see. You should also have a rectal examination. My daughter is a fan of NOBROCK TV. Really he was going to have a rectal exam. He has a lot of hair on his butt. I am so embarrassed. That’s not WATANABE ENTERTAINMENT at all. please wait. Now you can have a foot massage. It was a quick examination. You only saw a little bit of it. EPISODE 3: “The Mystery of the Village”. Is everyone feeling okay? yes. That’s good. In fact, there is the only store in this village that doesn’t use swearing. Are there any stores that don’t have insults? Are you guys interested in that? We are interested in it because it continues to be abused. It’s strange that some people don’t like being insulted. This is a map. yes. If you head that way you’ll probably get there, so go ahead. yes. They have been moved from place to place. She said the store was over here. It’s amazing that the show rented out this village for filming. That’s HOSTESS BAR. This is HOSTESS BAR. There is no HOSTESS BAR in the village, so this was probably created by the program producers. This is amazing. This is where NISHIDA was first chained around the neck. NISHIDA looked like a pig. NISHIDA. NISHIDA. what? There is a bloodstain here. This says NISHIDA. Could this blood have gotten on NISHIDA when he ran away? Did Nishida run away? There is something placed there. Is that the letter Nishida left? What is this? what? This is written in blood. “BUHIBUHI” means the sound of a pig grunting. Being a pig, he probably had nothing else to write. He really could only say “BUHI”. This is scary. So this is what Nishida came here for. This is scary. This is HOSTESS BAR. I’m afraid. We are not supposed to be abused here. It’s a little creepy here. With NISHIDA gone, they are feeling the fear in this village. Still, they enter the HOSTESS BAR, where it is said they will not be subjected to insults. He is an employee. I was waiting for you guys. Welcome to HOSTESS BAR KEI. We were told it was the only shop in the village where people didn’t curse. That’s true. This store will not insult you at all. This is a good store where you won’t be scolded. But this place has one rule. There is a very sexy hostess in this pub. You are not allowed to blush in this pub. Don’t let the actions of our sexy mistress make you blush. If even one person feels embarrassed, it becomes a collective responsibility for all of you, and an electric current runs through all of your bodies. This is what they call a HOSTESS BAR where everyone is responsible. That was the first time I’d heard of such a thing. So everyone please wear a device that passes electrical current. That’s what it means. As long as you don’t blush you’ll be fine. WATABE, please don’t make a lewd face. We just have to blush. Blushing sends an electric current through them, but will they survive it? let’s do our best. yes. Good evening. Excuse me. It’s amazing. This is a proper HOSTESS BAR. How many of you are there? There are four of us. You guys please take a seat at the front. We should go to the front. Can we sit down? “Yes.” Madam, we have a guest. yes. welcome. Hello. I’m KEI FUBUKI, the LADY OF THE HOSTESS here. An electric current flowed through them. Who is shy? It was cold outside, right? Your hands are cold. Was it cold outside? It was cold outside. Is it a problem to touch WATABE? What do you think about that? Is this not a problem? I don’t think this is a problem. Your hands are big. An electric current flowed through them. sorry. I need to get myself motivated. KURITANI’s ears are bright red. You are pitiful. It was cold outside. An electric current flowed through them. You have to endure. sorry. SAKAI’s nose is red. You are like a reindeer. Is that so? Shall I kiss you? what? An electric current flowed through them. You have to endure. Please be patient and endure. This is sake mixed with oolong tea. thank you. I’d like the usual, please. Here you go. If she actually ran a HOSTESS BAR, she’d probably rule the world. This is a breast-shaped chocolate, a specialty of HOSTESS BAR KEI. An electric current flowed through them. Who has blushed over something like this? Don’t let this make you blush. There is a way to eat this chocolate. Do you know where to start eating this? where is it? WATANABE, where do you think it is? what? I should start eating it from the edge. You should try it. Can I eat this? An electric current flowed through them. You’re a pervert. That’s a miss. This is not the case. SAKAI, do you know the answer? what? It’s not right to eat it from the edge, is it? I eat this from the tip. You don’t bite it. When you bite into it I feel ecstasy. An electric current flowed through them. Who is to blame for that? This is all KURITANI’s fault. You don’t touch this. I touch this. Are you touching this? You don’t touch this. An electric current flowed through them. They look stupid. I’m sorry for touching this. You are so gross. WATABE. Do I even do this? This is just regular chocolate. Please touch these as if they were my breasts. She said it directly. I can’t help thinking this is your breast because it’s chocolate. This is my breast. An electric current flowed through them. You don’t blush. “These are my breasts,” she said, without any theory. This is the worst thing for me. Smiling about something like this is the worst thing for me. This is something I can’t do. You are completely different from KURITANI. KURITANI is awkward. That doesn’t happen to me because I’m used to it. You’re used to it, aren’t you? Can you do more of this? yes. Now do this. If you say so yourself, then you have to bear with this. Do you touch it from there? You don’t touch it there. An electric current flowed through them. What is this? You yourself should not do that. Why do you go through her paces? This is not true. WATANABE seems to have the skills of a middle-aged man. please. You don’t blush. This has already begun. What does WATANABE want to do? I want to use my mouth. Do you use your mouth? That’s a lie. Can I use my mouth? it’s good. Look into my eyes. You’re a pervert. An electric current flowed through them. WATANABE held on for a while. She delivered the final blow to me. I’m having fun. If we continue like this forever, we won’t last. This is a lot of fun. WATABE, you eat this. Just eat this as usual. I don’t feel anything anymore. Just eat this as usual. Let’s eat. She is amazing. He is biting into chocolate. An electric current flowed through them. I just ate some regular chocolate. Seriously, you’re kidding me. You are worse. WATABE and WATANABE are completely different from KURITANI. what? I’m an idiot for being satisfied with KURITANI until now. You shouldn’t say such things. How do you make yourself satisfied? You do this. Am I allowed to do this? yes. It is different. This is not the case. There’s a mistake in this. I will eat this. It is different. He is pathetic. SAKAI, can you do this? Good luck. I want to be like you guys. Go for it. I do this from behind. I’m nervous. You are completely different from KURITANI. An electric current flowed through them. He went to receive the current himself. In the end, he went of his own accord. This current has turned into joy. There are more sweets. Is there anything you want to eat? My recommendation is POCKY. This is POCKY. I eat POCKY. The first target is KURITANI, a virgin. An electric current flowed through them. I can’t bear this. This is POCKY. The target now changed to the newlywed SAKAI. I feel ecstasy. An electric current flowed through them. You don’t feel ecstasy. If you feel ecstasy, I will feel it too. There’s nothing they can do about it. Our next target is Watanabe, who loves girls bars. That’s amazing. I feel ecstasy. That’s amazing. An electric current flowed through them. This is ridiculous. What did you do? She finished me off in one fell swoop. She just rubbed it once, and it’s like, don’t let that make you cum. Let’s stop messing around. Anyone want to eat POCKY with me? I want to eat it. OK? If you can stand it, that’s fine. Please open your mouth. An electric current flowed through them. He couldn’t do anything. Now comes the interesting part. Don’t blush just because of this. An electric current flowed through them. what? Did I just kiss her? You haven’t done that. That’s POCKY. Was this POCKY? KURITANI, have you ever kissed? I don’t have much experience with that. Today could be your first. Me and KEI? Is there anyone else? Nobody is here. An electric current flowed. sorry. It would be bad to touch it. This is going just as she wanted. How do you touch my body? I touch it like this. An electric current flowed. What are you doing? Are you okay? please. WATANABE, I want to take a break for a while. nice to meet you. She is beautiful. I know your accomplishments. Did you know me? I’m happy. Thank you. You are actually cool to look at. is that true? And then it came out. It’s moving. Would you like to see this? I’d like to see that. Will this come out? This came out. An electric current flowed. We couldn’t see anything. A beautiful tongue appeared. I’m a little hot. What do I do? An electric current flowed. An electric current flowed. It’s a lot more intense than the others. Was I sweating under my arms? Was I okay? again. Have you seen this often? It was so fast I didn’t see it. I blush. Why is KURITANI doing this? An electric current flowed. Why are you stroking my knee? Why would you do this? An electric current flowed. I was tired. She does the haunted house thing. At night, I become even more ghostly. really? An electric current flowed. What are you doing all alone? I can’t see anything from here. Compared to KURITANI, I have fun when I’m with you. really? I am better than him. KURITANI, please come sit next to me. I compare you to him. Let her choose. Which one will make my heart flutter? I’m a masochist. Say something that will excite me. Say it in my ear. Let’s get started right away. First up is WATANABE’s turn. I’ll keep you at home. this is good. I like this. Can you tame me? I will do my best. An electric current flowed. Next is KURITANI’s turn. All night. I will use my tools to pet you. Will you love me? That’s close. An electric current flowed. WATANABE wins the match. I will train KURITANI. Make a fruit platter with me. May I? don’t be shy. don’t be shy. I don’t blush and I make this. sorry. stop it. An electric current flowed. My body can’t stand this. I prepared this. thank you. Is he okay? This is just cutting fruit. What should I choose? An electric current flowed. I just had this in my hands. sorry. Since we’re here, let’s eat one. Do you like condensed milk? yes. You pour condensed milk on it. Can I do this? Do you do this? This is white and sticky. An electric current flowed. You’re gripping it too much. You are exerting too much force. You’re splashing it around too much. An electric current flowed. First, you put down that tube of condensed milk. Put it on me at night. An electric current flowed. Condensed milk strawberries look delicious. This looks delicious. What do you do with it? Can I eat that? An electric current flowed. What kind of reaction was that? You’re not blushing. What is the name of this? Shall I give you a hint? This name has three letters and starts with “ma”. mango. An electric current flowed. stop it. They can’t talk. This is a papaya. Have you seen this inside? Let me open this. This is something completely different. This is fruit. what do you mean? Put your finger in? i understood. My fingers are stained with condensed milk. Is that okay? Should be fine. An electric current flowed. Please release your finger. An electric current flowed. Please remove your fingers from there immediately. An electric current flowed. Please put that papaya down quickly. You are too strong. What are you doing? This is wet. Does this taste like me? yes. An electric current flowed. It tastes like papaya. You just licked your fingers. This is the last one. This is my favorite. This is the climax. I peel the banana. KURITANI, are you wearing skin too? a bit. May I? stop it. WATANABE. I will also peel your skin. please. Why are you expecting it? WATANABE. The tip has come out. An electric current flowed. How does this work? Who’s excited about who? Don’t say that. That’s just what KURITANI is saying. An electric current flowed. WATANABE. An electric current flowed. Please stop. I was tired. This is that thing from WATANABE. This is not yours. This is mine. This is not yours. Clear your thoughts. This is mine. Can I eat some too? Do you want to eat WATANABE bananas? I don’t understand. Do you eat my banana? Don’t pet it. WATANABE. An electric current flowed. KURITANI. KURITANI. what is this? sorry. Good evening. welcome. Is this bar open? The bar is open. He picked a fight with KURIATANI last time. His name is MASARU and he’s a virgin. Were you guys still here? I saw him earlier. KURITANI is feeling this now. You are a pathetic person. That’s why you’re a virgin. I don’t want you to say that. You’re a virgin too? I am not a virgin. How many times have you done that? It’s the 8th inning. He is absolutely lying. Drink this with me. Please come over here. MASARU, please come here. He is a regular customer. Is he a regular customer? I never thought I’d have a drink with him. Let’s drink together. They are not compatible. Can I eat a banana? wait a minute. Is this from MASARU? I don’t feel anything. I peel all the bananas. Do you peel bananas? May I? Please be patient. An electric current flowed. What does this mean? Does MASARU also have current flowing through it? There is no current flowing through him. He doesn’t feel anything. He had felt it. Don’t think I’m the same as you. You were screaming at the same time as me. Unlike you, I don’t feel anything. Who is he? Don’t eat anything from MASARU. An electric current flowed. What are you up to? I don’t feel anything. You feel it. Do not be silly. The first person to speak loses. Please don’t underestimate me. Please be patient. Please come closer to me. An electric current flowed. You are reaching your peak. There is no current flowing through him. I’m starting to feel sleepy. Because he had reached his peak. Are there toilets? The toilet is at the back. You use it all the time. You idiot. He has an erection. There’s no more booze here. SAKAI, could you bring that for me? It’s over there. sorry. which one? It’s at the back of the store. Can I come in here? Please bring it. Alcohol goes off quickly in this bar. Did you enjoy this, WATANABE? This is awesome. This would be great if there was no current. what? stop it. Let’s go see it. What is the development of this story? what up? what? He’s not here. He may have been kidnapped. what do you mean? This is a village of abuse. However, this bar is the only one in the village where no one insults anyone. This shop is said to be unorthodox. I am being harassed. Do they kidnap customers? If things continue like this, he may get into some terrible trouble. Let’s go and help him. I’m worried about SAKAI. Are they going to help him? Is this finally the climax? They go to the village to look for SAKAI. Everyone. Today is the day of the annual festival. Would you like to come with me? We want to go there but one person is gone. He may have gone ahead. let’s go. I hear a sound. I hear the sound of drums. The festival site is at the top of a hill. Please be careful. We’ll be there soon. There are food stalls. This YAKISOBA is delicious. There really are food stalls. The venue is excited. Everybody please come over here. We met them earlier. Shall we drink this? Can I drink this? cheers. Please come closer. You stop making funny faces. What does that look like? You’re a bastard. I was surprised. this is good. Please don’t come. Why does he want to get himself wet? This is the BATOUMURA ​​festival. This is awesome. You’re crazy. It’s so cold. what? what? This is the sound of a drum. Everybody please come over here. Please line up here. This is creepy. His name is SAKAI. He can’t hear. what is this? BATOU Festival. Are you okay? The group of people dressed in white took away SAKAI, who was in an intoxicated state. That’s a suspicious altar. He was tied up. What’s about to begin? Is he hanging? SAKAI, what are you doing? Stay conscious. The festival begins. fool. This is the worst. fool. You don’t have a comedy script. You have fewer word patterns. This is the worst. You have fewer word patterns. You think that by moving around restlessly you can make everyone laugh. He is being told some harsh things. You think that by moving around restlessly you can make everyone laugh. Will he be okay? You have fewer reaction patterns. You’re only funny when you’re being prank. You will definitely get divorced. You are boring. Is there anything you guys can say to him? This is such a ritual. This year’s sacrifice is him. Every year, the village sacrifices one person from the village to the God of Insults. The god of insults? That’s when you guys showed up. This is God’s will. what? Thanks to you, we’ve been able to avoid any casualties in the village. fool! fool! He doesn’t look like the comedian from “JINRIKISHA.” You guys should curse him too. Otherwise the ritual will not be completed. What should I say to him? She is Nashiko, the daughter of the village chief, the only kind person in the village. However, her true nature is eventually revealed. Stop messing around with me! Quickly insult him! Hey, WATABE. You wonder whether you should yell at him or defend yourself. I know what you’re thinking. Everything you do is slow. I agree with that. I don’t want to see middle-aged male comedians hesitate. Put yourself in my shoes and think about it. Are you tired? sorry. You don’t have the stamina. You have sciatica and gout. Plus I have high blood pressure. You are an old man. You will die around age 55. The doctor told me the same thing. Hey, KURITANI. yes. You are looking at me in a lewd manner. You’re disgusting. No such thing. Tell the truth. “My hands were soft,” you said? You feel gross. I didn’t want to touch you. You are strict. The village chief came. Is that enough? father. Don’t say any more to him. KURITANI is disgusting. He’s gross. WATANABE is about to die. WATABE hesitates. Why don’t you guys insult SAKAI? That’s because he’s one of us. In this village, insulting people generates anger energy. We need to offer it up to the God of insults. Once you understand that, go ahead and insult SAKAI. Everyone, go ahead and insult SAKAI. He doesn’t look like the comedian from “JINRIKISHA.” I can’t hear. He doesn’t look like the comedian from “JINRIKISHA.” He doesn’t look like the comedian from “JINRIKISHA.” WATABE. He doesn’t look like the comedian from “JINRIKISHA.” I’ve always thought that. I feel like you’re not my junior. You are beginning to destroy the traditions we created. You should change talent agencies. You should belong to SUNMUSIC. WATANABE, say something to him. With that kind of personality, why do you have such a large penis? Almost there. But our anger is still not enough for the abusive God. You guys insult each other. Offer your angry energy to God. Please start insulting each other quickly. Say it quickly. You shouldn’t have a sense of community. Hey, KURITANI. I was waiting with you for the location shoot to start. You said, “I got in touch with a woman I met at an event the other day.” You said, “When I replied like this, I received a heart symbol.” Don’t talk to me seriously about love. You’re disgusting. Don’t talk to me seriously about love. You’re disgusting. I have something to say. Say it. I haven’t forgotten what happened with TALKSURVIVOR. I hate you. You earned laughs from everyone at the expense of your juniors. In the dressing room, you looked like you were reflecting on it. But you mentioned it during the show. Your juniors were very angry. Do not be silly. Don’t laugh at things you regret. I didn’t do anything like that. Don’t make fun of it. I didn’t do anything like that. Hey, WATABE. Don’t eat as if society doesn’t approve of it. Don’t eat as if society doesn’t approve of it. Hey, WATABE. Can he speak? You’ve been making a lot of jokes lately using apologies. That’s not right. You have no remorse. I am reflecting on my actions. That was when you caused that scandal. The talent agency had a large stock of Toraya yokan. The assistants went to apologize, taking the yokan with them. It seems you didn’t pay for it. I paid for it. I was surprised at the price of the yokan. Don’t cause trouble for JINRIKISHA. Hey, SAKAI. Today, the three of us were waiting for WATANABE to arrive. You were talking about this. KURITANI said that it would be good to use TENGA and VR. You were telling him how good the sex was. Don’t try to gain advantage over trivial things. Think about my feelings. Stupid. Don’t try to gain advantage over trivial things. A sacrifice other than SAKAI is needed. The three of you should discuss and decide who the sacrifice will be. Otherwise, no one will be able to leave the village. father. Why not take a look at today’s performance and decide who will be sacrificed? That’s a good idea. Choose the person who is least effective today. That’s a good idea. Or, choose someone from this list who has not shown enough self-reflection. You shouldn’t say that. Stop leading people on. You are aware. Let’s get started. wait a minute. I can’t do that. I’m on a different level. The sacrifice was decided. WATABE, you are an additional sacrifice. Get ready. What do I do? WATABE became the sacrifice. What’s about to begin? This is a sacrificial punishment called “all-in.” what? let’s go. it hurts. smell. Nose hook. This stinks. This is durian. Durian stinks. This is stinky tofu. this is? This is poop. Don’t bring poop. What? This is really poop. I have a sore nose. Electric current is flowing. This hurts! I’m feeling electricity. Let’s get started. What is this? This is hot. The sparks are hitting him! Don’t cause trouble for others! Ouch. Hot. Ouch. Hot. The screams of WATABE, the sacrificed man, echo through the air. This concludes this year’s ritual to the god of insults. end. This is the end of the BATOUMURA ​​festival. This would have satisfied the God of Insults. It’s about the prize money. You all worked hard for the prize money. I held back for the prize money. We won’t know if we’ll award a prize until we edit the footage. What does it mean. There may be some scenes that cannot be captured on video. WATABE, it’s been a while since you’ve done a job like this. Yes, it is. NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV? NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV? Is this what you wanted to see? Is this footage okay? NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV? I’m screaming with my nose hook on. Are you happy with that? Does anyone else have anything to say to NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV? You too say it out loud. Come on guys, say it! This is your chance! When I was insulted, I thought that got to the point. When I think that it was NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV’s opinion directed at me, I feel even more depressed. Yes, that’s my opinion. My position today was difficult. SAKAI. Even though you’re a director, you appear on TV too much. WATABE, is there anything else you’d like to say? Hey, NOBUYUKI SAKUMA’s NOBROCK TV! It’s been a while since I’ve done a job like this. So please let us have more meetings! I didn’t know anything. I haven’t seen the script or anything. Listen! It was difficult to do today. Nevertheless, don’t say we’re slow to act! It’s normal for it to be like that. It had been a long time. BATOUMURA. thank you for your hard work. “Thank you for your hard work.” It’s not enough to just say that. This is a YOUTUBE project. It took about a month and a half to edit this footage. This seems like a really big project. This will be translated and made available to the world. That’s great. Thank you, MAGY and MOMOTSUKI. WATABE, how was it for you? I’ve lost a lot of strength just today. I thought it would be a tough job that morning. But before this scene, I saw the whole schedule. MIRICHAMU and the gals left at 7am. So I can’t complain. You guys were even rehearsing. In addition, real food stall owners will be there to create the atmosphere of a food stall. MIRICHAMU. thank you for your hard work. MIRICHAMU, you did a great job. thank you. Today was long. SAKAI looks cold. First off, get me off here. This is going to end soon so just stay put. NOBROCK TV special program, “BATOUMURA”. This project involves renting an entire village. What? Who are you guys? “Adultery is punishable by death.” “Virginity is punishable by death.” M-1 2021 is a year of failure. Your chin is forward. You’re too noisy, stop it! Are you making fun of me?