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I will never let you down. I’ll bring honor to the Cui family name. Good. Excellent. My name is Cui Xian. I hold a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature. I’ve traveled back in time and become an eight-year-old page boy. I met the young master. Wrote stories and composed “Ode to the Goose”. Earned the title of child prodigy. Now, I can finally show my talents and become famous! Madam, can you give me a definite answer? Let Xian come to the Pei Family Academy to start his studies— are you willing or not? Oh, let me make the decision. Every month— Every month— I’ll give Xian another five taels of silver for living expenses. Five taels? That’s not appropriate. Xian going to the Pei Family Academy is a fortune for him, we shouldn’t take any money. Grandma, just accept it. If you don’t, Grandpa and I will feel uneasy. Then thank you very much, Master Pei. Xian, even though you’ve received the favor of the scholar lord and can go to the academy to begin your studies, but remember this: always keep yourself humble and respectful. Never become arrogant because of your talent. Grandmother, I understand. The Cui family has been struggling, now that we have this opportunity, it is indeed a good thing, but our family must still unite and work together. Xian, our Cui family’s future depends on all of you now. Mm. Ah, this Cui Xian— he really is exceptionally talented. But to be famous at such a young age, he might become proud of his gifts. Master. You mean we should give him more tests? Mm. Yes. Exactly. Xian. Hey. Come over here. Xian, I have nothing else to do at the moment, so let’s play a couplet matching game. How about that? Sounds great, Grandfather Pei. Can you explain the rules? You have read “Rhymed Enlightenment,” right? You should know the rules of couplet matches. So, let’s use the scenery around us as the topic. I’ll give the first line, you match the second line. I got it. Grandfather Pei, let’s start. Ready. Xian, listen carefully. Here’s my first line. That’s too hard! Grandfather, you’re being unfair! Xian has just learned to read, making couplets is probably a bit too tough for him. A bit too tough for him. A bit too tough for him. I hope Scholar Master is understanding. I’ve got it! My second line is— For real? You actually did it! Wonderful, truly wonderful! What a— Star-sweeping the grain and scattering light to the heavens! Here’s my next line— Such a quick response! The old man is up to his mischief again— bullying little kids. Got it! That quick, Xian? That quick, Xian? You better think carefully, my couplet isn’t as simple as it looks. I’ve come up with three. Three? Three! I couldn’t even think of one. Me neither! Little brother, you’re amazing! We— can’t even compare to an eight-year-old like Xian. Come on, share them with us! The first one I thought of is— My second line is— My last second line is— Good, very good, excellent! Such quick thinking, outstanding! Hey, Sister-in-law. You’re finally up. Your wife said you haven’t slept well for years. She wanted you to rest more. Both my wives are truly wonderful. There’s no way you all could be this lucky. That’s how it should be. Hey, Brother! Xian, did you finish harvesting your wheat? How about coming home with me today? Afraid someone else will steal your little brother away? You shameless guy. Oh, come on. I want to stay at home for a few more days. First, my mother is about to give birth. Second, I want to persuade my family to move to Nanyang County. That’s fine. If you need anything, just ask. Actually, I really do need your help. First, we need to rent a house. Rent what? Why not just stay at my place? Let me finish. My whole family will be moving. We can’t just keep living at the two older brothers’ houses. So we’ll rent a place first. Then rent a shop. To sell Rainbow Cat’s Mahora! This business will be huge in the future. I’ll give the four older brothers ten percent shares each. How can we accept that? How could big brothers take money from little brother? I wouldn’t be where I am today without the support of you four. It’s only right to get rich together. With you all backing me, my shop will be stable. And business will thrive. Plus, earning your own money is better than asking your family for it, right? Here’s twenty taels. That’s our investment capital. So does that mean we’ll have our own shop soon? Yeah! Rainbow Cat’s storybooks are a huge hit. Rainbow Cat’s Mahora is bound to be a hit too! Xian, with you as the leader, I really feel the pressure! Then let me take Xian as my own brother! Xian, leave the house rental to your big brother. It’ll be spacious and cheap, guaranteed. As for security… Whoever dares cause trouble in our shop, I’ll call in my Nanyang Guard buddies and beat him to a pulp. Little brother, you’re awesome! Madam, we will take our leave now. Farewell, gentlemen. Hey! Weren’t you here to win Xian over this time? Why didn’t you mention it at all? I really consider Xian a friend. He’s not someone to be given away like a servant or an object. He’s my brother. No matter whose house he’s at, he’s still my brother. Wow! My son has grown up! Dad knows now. Dad supports you! Yeah! Xian is exceptionally gifted at studying. You should really study with him in the future. Don’t neglect your studies, okay? I understand, Dad. Good. Come on. Accepting all these gifts from you for nothing really makes me uneasy. Oh please, Grandmother, they’re meant for you, so take them. All of us gave these to Xian especially. See you in Nanyang soon! Okay. Xian, if it weren’t for your mother about to give birth, I’d really want to take you to Pei Clan Academy right now! That’s right, Xian. You must come back! If you go somewhere else, I’ll just… I can’t take it, Xian! Now you know his value! Who was it who wanted to give Xian away before? Give away? Give away? Wh-what do you mean give away? Me? H-how would I not know about this? Hahaha Madam Well then We won’t trouble you any longer We’ll take our leave Take care Oh my Sister-in-law You’d better hurry up and put away all these nice things or else My eyes are getting greedy just looking! Big Sister-in-law Let’s open them together If you see anything you like I’ll make the decision and give it to you first Wow Back when our family was rich, we lived in Nanyang city. At home, we used to have all these nice things too. Grandmother, Back then, our family didn’t live in the county seat. But now, we can. Now that our family has money, I’ll be going to study, too. Of course, I have to think for our family. From my storybook, I earned thirty taels for the manuscript. From now on, every month I’ll get another five taels as a share. I was thinking, why not move straight to Nanyang county, open a shop to sell moholuo My brother and I will go study at the Pei Clan School. Dad and Uncle will continue their studies at the county school. We’re bound to bring honor to the family in the future! Grandmother, you won’t have to cry yourself to sleep every day. You won’t even have to lock Dad and Uncle in the cowshed anymore! Hahahaha! So you knew all along! Mm-hmm Oh my I actually wanted to keep it from you… As for what you said about moving to the county seat and doing business… Let me think about it a bit more. Ay Grandmother, those are all small matters. For the house rental, Big Brother Pei Jian is already helping me. As for the shop and business— my other big brother, Zhuang Jin will help. He’s the son of the richest family in Nanyang. As for moholuo manufacturing, Li Heyu will be responsible. His father is Master Li the craftsman! As for safety issues, Gao Qi will be in charge. Look, Just now Pei Jian and Gao Qi already put in forty taels as investment. When we get to Nanyang, when we get to Nanyang, Zhuang Jin and Li Heyu will each add twenty taels. Eighty taels of silver— more than enough for us to open a shop! The day I left home, I promised Grandmother that someday I would make something of myself and bring glory to the Cui family! Today, your grandson is here to fulfill that promise! Let’s work together to restore the glory of the Cui family! When people talk about the Cui family again, they’ll give us a thumbs up and praise the Nanyang Cui Clan! Mm-hmm That’s great! That’s great! We’ll do whatever Xian says! Let’s move Alright! Let’s move! Oh no What’s wrong, sister-in-law? I got too excited just now and couldn’t help it— I used too much strength. I think I’m about to give birth! Ah! I— I think the baby is coming! Eldest sister-in-law, Help your sister-in-law inside, quick! Mother! You all stay right here! Mom! Sister-in-law! Hang in there! Push! Push! Harder! Give it all you’ve got! Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. It’s alright, it’s alright. Your mother will be just fine. It’s almost out. Push! Push harder! The head’s out, keep pushing! Push! Push! Hang in there! I have a daughter now. I have a little sister now. I have a little sister now. I happen to have a longevity lock right here. She can wear it. She’s so cute! Aww, little girl. What a lucky child! She skipped all our hard days. Just came right to enjoy good fortune. Aww! What is it, sis-in-law? Can’t bear to leave? Then stay! We still need to go anyway. But everyone, don’t worry. This old lady, from now on, will definitely come back to visit you all often. Let’s go. Come on, I’ll see you off. The children of the Cui family, are so ambitious. Put the cured meat away. Mom. I’m not going to study anymore. I’m going to serve the corvée. Don’t worry, mom. Your son will do his absolute best. Oh dear. This Cui family… Which new upstart is this? That family that just moved in. They seem pretty well-off. Wow. You don’t say. Seven or eight carriages, coming and going to visit. And they even have servants. Go, go, go, go, go. Hmph. If they were really something, who’d live in this dump? Would’ve moved to Funiu Lane ages ago. That old Cui man, what’s he so crazy about today? Who ticked him off now? Hey, I bet the new folks are also named Cui. They’re living large, and his family’s a mess. Same last name, different fate. He’s just jealous. Right, right, right. Early to bed, early to rise— Take care of your health. Early to bed, early to rise. Take care of your health. Here, mom. Fresh buns for sale, hot buns! Just out of the steamer! How much is this mask? This oil-paper umbrella is so pretty! How much? Hey, does it look good? It looks great! Wow! Fresh meat! Just sliced, selling now! Slice me up two wen’s worth! Give me some of that too! Meat’s the freshest at this hour. And it’s the cheapest. Yeah. Freshly slaughtered. The meat’s still steaming! Give me a piece. Thank you. Wow! Such a rich lady! So wealthy! Really loaded! Let’s go. Alright! Candied hawthorn! Let’s get one. It’s really sweet! I’ll take one. Oh, thank you! Eat it! Oh wow. Mom, you eat first. You eat it. You eat it. You eat first, mom. How is it? Mmm. Delicious! So good, mom! Sour and sweet, delicious! Let’s go! Nine zhang and nine at the front gate tower, Four gates, three bridges, five archways. Head east when you leave the gate. Forty from the city, arrive at the county seat. Today, let me tell you all about Rainbow Cat & Blue Rabbit: The Seven Knights. Black Little Tiger faced Blue Rabbit, and heard Blue Rabbit say, “Righteousness is righteousness, evil is evil!” Black Little Tiger, you still don’t understand. Lan Tu turns around and leaves. Life in this city is really expensive. It sure is. Fresh fried dough sticks! Hot fried dough sticks, just out of the pan! Hey. Not buying, not buying. Let’s go. Oh no! I’d like a bowl. Thank you. Mom. You eat first. You eat. Smells so good, Mom! The kids at home are still growing. They really need better nutrition. After we go home, let’s make a bowl of milk every day. Mom just said expenses in the capital are high. But if money needs to be spent, let’s spend it. Mm-hmm. Come on, pack up some dough sticks. Here. Thank you! Alrighty! See you! Take care! Fried dough sticks! Fried dough sticks for sale! Xuan! Yu! Xian! Wake up, time to eat! Wow! Grandma bought you noodle soup with shredded chicken. And fried stew. Plus sweet sour plum soup! Grandma! You must be tempting me with food! Little glutton! Eat up now. Head off to class early. Yes, ma’am! Good! Beautiful handwriting! Who would’ve thought the author is only eight years old? Under my jurisdiction, we have such a prodigy. If we nurture this child, he will surely become a great talent. That would be a true achievement in education. Who knows, this might even earn me a promotion! Servant! Someone come here! Sigh. I’m truly a one-of-a-kind county magistrate. If I do say so myself. Never mind. That Mohe Luo that Mr. Gao showed me before was very interesting. Let’s go to the bookstore and buy a few to read. Bring them back to enjoy! Just look at you all so listless. How will you ever pass the Imperial Exams like this? And about that poetry contest last time, you let “Ode to a Goose” be overshadowed by subpar verses. And did nothing about it! Even complained that Cui Xian was showing off! This—this— You’re really making me mad! Sir, sir! Cui Xian is here! Oh, haha! Good morning, Master! Cui Xian, I’ve been waiting so long for you! You even brought gifts! How thoughtful! Cui Xian, I’ve got some dried meat— it’s delicious, want to try? Cui Xian, your “Ode to a Goose” was brilliant! I really admire you. Cui Xian, I also wrote a poem— let’s compete some other day! Hahaha! Looks like our new classmate is quite popular! Hahaha! Alright, let’s head back. There will be no class today. Let me announce the upcoming study schedule. First— Ah! Do you understand? No, we don’t. Any more questions? I have a question. Why do all these assignments seem to be aimed at me? If you want to take the Imperial Exam, you have to conquer these books. Luckily, I, Cui Xian, never lack the courage to start over. Cui Xian, come! Come with me. Don’t worry, Cui Xian. I know you’ve just started your studies. Your foundation is still shallow. I’ve specially prepared something for you. Ten reward tickets. Hahaha. If you ever can’t finish your studies in the future, and face punishment, you can use these to offset it. Special treatment. This is what you call special treatment. Old Wu is so unfair. And this month, you need to work hard, too. Write another poem, show your talent. What is it? Well, within a month, someone is coming to inspect our clan school. For you, it’s a great opportunity. Mm. The new county magistrate just took office this year. He’s young, but very talented. He is a fair and upright man. If you meet him, make sure you pay attention. Thank you for your guidance, teacher. I will remember it. Go inside and study. Mm. Hahaha. The Zhao family people at the clan school are watching you. Be careful about everything. The Zhao family… Could it be Zhao Yaozu? Big brother. Hey. After I returned to Hexi Village, how did my “Ode to the Goose” get recognized? How did it surpass “Ode to the New Bamboo”? That guy Zhao Yaozu distributed both “Ode to the New Bamboo” and “Ode to the Goose” all over Nanyang County town. He wanted to use you as his stepping stone. But who would’ve thought… Hahahahaha. Someone openly criticized “Ode to the New Bamboo” in the street. Zhao Yaozu’s grandfather thought they were praising his grandson. He even shamelessly went over to chat with them. Hahahahaha. The Zhao family is very powerful. The deputy magistrate Zhao is the second-in-command at the county office. This will be a hidden problem sooner or later. Nanyang County needs a new deputy magistrate. Hey, what do you think the Sky Sword really looks like? I’m more curious what Hero Hongmao looks like. He must look very heroic! Shopkeeper, do you have any Hongmao figurines for sale? Oh, sir, I don’t have that book for now. Right now, no one knows what Hongmao looks like. How could anyone make a figurine? Hey. If anyone knows what the Hongmao figurine looks like, they must’ve found out from Captain Gao. Looks like this person is probably from the county office. I should get to know him. What’s up? Fig– Figurine… Don’t go! Name your price. Or if you need something done, I’ll do it as long as… Let’s talk next time. I’m lost right now. That’s easy to fix! Where do you live? I’m an official– I’ll take you home. On Zhongjing Lane. Oh, I know about that area. Let me take you home then. Come on, I’ll take you home. Hey, do you like watching “The Legend of Hongmao and Blue Rabbit Seven Heroes”? Which one do you like? It must be Hongmao, right? Why should I tell you? Are you trying to kidnap kids? Who are you anyway? Me? I run a restaurant. Hey. Restaurant business? That’s great! I need a favor. You can definitely help me. Wow, what a coincidence. I was just saying that casually. Do you still want the figurine or not? Of course I do. Then you have to help me. You said you run a restaurant. Then at the restaurant, what’s your rank? I’m pretty much number one. Number one? Wow, looks like this guy is a leader at the county office. Could he be the magistrate? So you’re the owner, the whole restaurant belongs to you? That’s great. Even though I’m the boss, there are some things I can’t decide on my own. Nonsense! The boss is the most important! How could you not be in charge? Are you just making excuses because you don’t want to help? I’m really not making excuses. In this restaurant, there are too many powerful people. None of them are easy to deal with. So what if they’re hard to deal with? You’re still the boss, after all! You’re young, you don’t understand these things. Then let me guess. Is it because the guy in second place is too powerful, and has formed an alliance with the third and fourth? So together, you have no way to deal with them, right? This kid guessed it all right! Young friend, do you have a way to break it? Tomorrow, go to the restaurant and have everyone clean up the entire place. Can you do that? That’s doable. But what’s the point? You have to announce it in front of those three, then look at the fourth-ranked person with high expectation, and then sigh regretfully. Then turn and assign the task to the third-ranked person instead. After it’s all cleaned up, publicly praise the third-ranked person in front of everyone. And then? But give the actual substantial reward all to the fourth-ranked one. Right! That’s a good plan! Hmph. Alright, I’m home. See you next time. Okay. Take care, young friend. Hey, Mahora. I haven’t bought the Mahora yet. Oh, forget it. I’ll come back another day. Everyone, Recently I have noticed the yamen is a mess and filthy inside and out. So, I’ve decided that today we’re going to clean the whole yamen thoroughly. It’s done. No one objected for the first time. I’ll leave this matter to Registrar Liu. You work steadily, which puts me at ease. That’s not what I meant… I’m not as steady as Liu. At your service, sir. Sir, the task is completed. Good, very good. Registrar Liu, you’re really diligent. Officer Ma. You’ve worked hard recently. I’m granting you two days off. And that assignment you requested before, I now place you in charge. Thank you, sir. What the hell? I worked my ass off all day, didn’t get a single benefit. Why does he get it? Alright, if there’s nothing else, you may all leave. It actually worked. I have to visit him again and ask for more advice. Last time it was so rushed, I forgot to ask his name. Whatever, I’ll go tomorrow. Except for Cui Xian, everyone else recite yesterday’s assigned text and answer questions. Your answers must quote from the Analects. Teacher only said to recite it yesterday, not answer questions. Talking back to your elders, minus one point. Since you stood up, you answer. Zou. Zou Ji grew to more than eight chi tall. The School of Diplomacy speaks of “Influence”; the national strategy mentions “Influence.” What can this “Influence” be compared to? I… You. You just stand there. You answer. Say something. You. You. What about you? You answer. You! Useless, really useless. Hopelessly stupid. This is just outright foolish. Yesterday, I nearly spoon-fed you these answers. I almost put them straight in your mouths. And now, none of you can answer. Fine. If you can’t answer, no food for anyone! Teacher. You haven’t asked the students to recite yet. Teacher. You haven’t asked us to recite yet. Alright, then you recite. Confucius says, “Governing with virtue is like the North Star that stays in its place while the other stars revolve around it.” Haha, excellent. Very good. Go on, sit down, you must be tired standing. Not you. Teacher, about the previous question, I’d like to try answering it. Oh, good. Then you answer. Go ahead, speak up. It’s okay if you’re wrong. Yesterday, I listened to your teachings, Teacher. Zhang Yi said that Qin used “vertical alliance” to break up the horizontal alliance. It’s like diverting a flood. Resolving the conflict among the feudal lords, to gain benefits for Qin. It’s obvious that power surges like water against a stone. But the chapter on government says, Confucius said, “A gentleman is not a mere tool.” So, true strength lies in winning people’s hearts, not just military force. Well done! Excellent! That’s it: true strength is in the people’s hearts, not just with swords! But, Yesterday as your teacher, I didn’t explain the government’s chapter to you. I only read it with you. I read it myself. I only vaguely understood it at first, but when I woke up this morning, I suddenly remembered your teaching about national policy yesterday. Weighing both sides, each supporting the other, then I understood. What?! Is that even possible? He’s a genius, honestly! This is what a true academic prodigy looks like! Heaven really hasn’t treated me, Wu Qinglan, badly. It actually blessed me with someone this talented, a prodigy among scholars! A genius! Really, a true academic prodigy! Teacher, since Cui Xian answered the question, can we eat now? Eat, eat, eat! All you care about is food! Are you a rice bucket? Everyone, keep reciting! The magistrate is about to arrive to inspect our clan school. When he does, are you just going to have Cui Xian answer everything alone? “To learn and practice what one has learned, isn’t that a joy?” “When friends come from afar, isn’t that a pleasure?” What on earth did you write here? Look at it yourself! Look what you wrote! It knows me, but I sure don’t know it! Take it back and rewrite it. Good, good, very good. That’s very well written! Reward! Oh, two reward tickets! Thank you, Teacher! I’m so hungry… Alright, Cui Xian answered a question, add one point! Cui Xian finished reciting the Analects section, another reward ticket! One more point! Aiya! More rewards! More rewards! Rewards! Three! Five! Add one more! Keep rewarding! More! Hahahahahaha! Hehe. I’m so hungry… When can we finally eat? Hmph! Cui Xian, go eat now! It’ll get cold soon! Today, if you don’t finish reciting, no one gets to eat! Big Brother, Elders, I’m leaving first. Hey! Why do I see Xian like he’s turning into a giant drumstick? Hehehe. How can I write characters that Old Wu can recognize? I really wish school was over already. Hey, guys, if I lend Xian a reward ticket, will it spare me a beating tomorrow? Old Wu really doesn’t hold back. The trick that kid taught me yesterday really worked. I wish I could ask him for more tips. No, no, no! I’m actually eyeing the Mahala of that kid… And I’m supposed to be a county magistrate. Excuse me, are you looking for someone? Elder, I’m looking for a child yay-tall, with a nice, clever face. A child? Well, there’s plenty of those in Zhongjing Alley. Not easy to find. Why not come to my house for a bit and have some tea first? Hey, elder, you read storybooks too? Oh no, not me. I can’t read, myself. How would I understand a storybook? This is actually from my grandson, Xian. He wrote it. The creator of Rainbow Cat, Cui Xian… Your grandson? We’re just discussing the storybook today. I can’t read either, so I brought all the booklets he left at home. These are all Rainbow Cat’s Mahala. That’s right, that’s right, these are Mahala. Just look— 51 of them. Would you buy it for 30 wen? No, no, no, 30’s way too cheap. If you ask me, it should be worth 200 wen. Oh, come on, who’d pay 200 wen for a clay figurine? Elder, may I take a look at this booklet? Sure. Thank you. These are all the classic scenes from the Rainbow Cat story. All of these my grandson just drew for fun when he was bored. Such a talented hand! Simply stunning. This one should be Xian’s practicing his calligraphy. He only just started school, but the teacher is already praising his handwriting. This “Ode to the Goose” is also by— Yes, my grandson wrote that too. Oh man. Compared to that young man, this old lady’s grandson, Cui Xian, is the real prodigy here. Let’s go back and look at it at home. Here we are. Come in and have a seat. Mm. The kid I’m looking for actually lives here. Could it be… Grandma, I’m home! Xian, you’re home! Young man, this is my grandson, Cui Xian. So you’re Cui Xian! So you’re Cui Xian! Xian, this guy came looking for someone— says he’s your friend. Huh? My friend? How come I don’t know him? Hey, don’t, don’t— He’s just joking! We know each other, for sure. Heh. Why hasn’t Yu come home yet? The teacher kept him after class. When he gets back, I’ll make you both a snack. Okay. You go ahead and entertain your friend. Mm. Let’s talk at home. Please. Mm. Heh, you really want it? I do. Then you pay. I’ll buy it. That trick I taught you yesterday— it worked, right? Yeah, it worked out okay. But the restaurant was cleaned really well. Here, I brought this for you. Are you really giving me the whole set? Of course, didn’t you say so yourself? We’re friends. Ah, yes, yes, we’re friends. Oh my. Look at me, I’m getting forgetful. Just realized it now. There’s no meat at home. Oh. How should I address you? What should I call you? Just call me Dachuan. Alright, Dachuan. Stay for dinner tonight. You chat with Xian for a bit. I’ll go buy some meat. Oh, no, no, no. That’s not appropriate. Well, how about this— You wait at home, I’ll go buy it. It’s my first time visiting, Showing up empty-handed Is a bit rude. No way, I’ll be right back, really. Be right back! Xian— Who is that guy anyway? He works at the Yamen. Not sure about his exact position. At dinner later Try asking him, If he won’t say, forget it. At least you can vent a little. Got it. Oh right, About my dad and uncle— They still haven’t sorted out the county school thing. You never know, maybe it’ll work out. Heh heh heh. Why isn’t Yu back yet? Turns out recently on Zhongjing Alley The newly moved-in Cui family— It’s actually them. What kind of background could they have? Ever since the family’s split, They’re just broke country folk. Tch. Come on, come on. Father-in-law. What are you doing? Come, come! Come. Hey. Son-in-law, come with me. Wait— Father-in-law. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Good son-in-law! Come on, just follow me. Come on, come on. Look, all the neighbors Are here to watch. Some folks Act all rich, Who knows what they’re up to Behind the scenes. Enough, let’s go. Don’t pull me. My son-in-law Works at the Yamen. Very impressive. Amazing, amazing, amazing! Now that he’s here No one would dare cause trouble on Zhongjing Alley. Sorry to bother you all. Apologies. Well, Speak of troublemakers and here one comes. Stop talking. Tch, oh boy. That’s your second grandpa. After our family declined, He stirred up the family split. Never kept in touch since. Didn’t think we’d run into Him today. Come on, let’s go. Tch, oh boy. Old man. When I visited earlier, I didn’t bring a gift, So I went to buy something. Hope you won’t think I was being rude. Oh, you’re far too polite! You shouldn’t have. Son-in-law, It’s just some cheap stuff, We’re sick of eating this long ago. Right? Oh come on. Why are you hitting people? How dare—how dare you hit me! Sorry, we’ve offended you all. We’re leaving now. You should go. Don’t block our doorway. You— How dare you hit me! Old bastard. We’re leaving. Let’s go home. Back home. Sorry for the trouble. Let’s go, back home. What a mess this is. (Ha, serves you right!) It seems today is a bit inconvenient. So these things please accept them. Thank you. I’ll visit you another day. Why is Uncle Er’s whole family living here too? He’s not your “Uncle Er”. Ever since the family split, we’ve cut all ties. We’re no longer family. Back then, he was in debt. He joined forces with the elders to force you to pay off the debt. And took away seventy percent of our property. Talk about a fateful encounter. Come on. Old Cui is nothing to fear, but he’s like a leech— so irritating. It’s time to deal with him. Will the county magistrate really dismiss me tomorrow? A great chance to redeem myself is coming. Little thief! The constables are here. You’d better surrender now! Please have mercy, sir! Come on, to the yamen! Please spare me, sir! This is bad, Lord Zhao Zhi. News just came in— our men sent to the Cui house were caught. Useless. They can’t even handle this? Warn that man: keep his mouth shut in jail. If he dares to talk nonsense again, I’ll cut his tongue out. Mother. Luckily our family is unharmed. And we didn’t lose any money. If it weren’t for Constable Lin getting up at night, I can’t imagine what might have happened to our whole family. Thank our ancestors. These scoundrels are really getting bold. Grandmother, don’t be afraid. That thief has already been arrested. Go and check again. Alright. That person was probably not a thief. He wanted to hide something valuable in our house, and frame us for it. Looks like Zhao Zhi is making a move. No. I must take down Zhao Zhi as soon as possible. Big Brother, my elder brothers, someone is bullying me! Will you help me deal with him? Who is it— who’s got the guts to bully you? Tell me quick— I’ll handle him. It’s Zhao Zhi. Last night a petty thief— Zhao Yaozu, that bastard, came here to compete in poetry and then couldn’t take the loss. Absolutely shameless. It was just a contest, but he actually wanted someone’s life over it. Xian, don’t worry. I’ll go right now and write letters to my father and grandfather. Even if we have no proof of this, and even with proof, there’s no way to really defeat Zhao Zhi. Sigh. If we can’t wipe out the Zhao family in one go, and eliminate their resistance to us, we’ll definitely face even harsher crackdowns. Ugh. Sigh. Xian, are you saying you want to uproot the Zhao family? What, are you scared? Are you scared? Me? Your big brother doesn’t even know how to spell “fear”. It’s just— even if I ask my family for help, we can’t destroy the Zhao family. Who says it’s impossible? Anything is possible. I’ve got a way. And we don’t need our families’ help. As long as us brothers unite, we can bring Zhao Zhi down. You mean to say a handful of nobodies like us, we’ll take down Zhao Zhi? How is that possible? Ever since last time, when we finished “Rainbow Cat” together, our brothers haven’t accomplished anything big together in ages. Yeah. Since Zhao Zhi has gotten so arrogant, Lawless. Let’s stick together as brothers. Take him down. Yeah. Today we discuss the details of the plan. Codename: Decapitation Operation. Right. Zhao Zhi. Watch me lead a bunch of brothers, and fight you head-on. Xian, hurry up and tell us, what should we do? First, we have to be clear. The goal of this plan is ultimately to take out Zhao Zhi. Right. Second, while taking him out, we have to use his downfall to make a name for ourselves. At the same time, we should seize this opportunity to make a fat pile of money and open Moho Lolo shop. That’s what we call killing three birds with one stone. I see now. Of course, it won’t work if it’s just us. So, our first step is to mobilize troops. Troops. Here. The sons of craftsmen and gardeners in Zhao Zhi’s household, the sons of bailiffs and constables at the magistrate’s office, the sons of waiters at the inns, the sons of tea house and brokerage owners, can all be our troops. Every move Zhao Zhi makes, no matter how big or small, find out everything. Before the decapitation, we have to catch his tail first. Whichever kid brings the most useful intel, gets a Moho Lolo as a reward. Yeah. Oh right, big brother, when you go to the yamen, get someone to find out who that person is. Now, split up and get moving. Brother, what about me? Big bro, you go stake out near Zhao Zhi’s house. Maybe you’ll get lucky. Okay. Will you really give Hongmao Moho Lolo? Pei Jian, I promise to get this done for you. He Yu, my dad is the gardener at Zhao Mansion. I’ll go gather intel. Alright. Zhuang Jin, I always follow your lead. I don’t want anything. I’ll make sure the job gets done well. Yeah. Gao Qi, Don’t worry. Right. Brothers, I, your big brother, have been sick of that bastard Zhao Yaozu for ages. Go dig up some useful info on the Zhao family. I’ll find a way to deal with him. If you help out, I’ll reward you a Hongmao Moho Lolo. It’s cool if you can’t help. In a month, there’ll be a new shop called Hongmao Moho Lolo on Commercial Street. Get your parents to take you shopping there. Dad, you’ve worked hard all day. Dad, I heard the Zhao Mansion is really powerful. With you working there, do they ever push you around? Well, that young master of the Zhao family, his temper is really bad. Lately, he’s always smashing things at home. And he keeps saying stuff like, “This guy can’t possibly be a genius,” “I want to kill him,” and things like that. Isn’t that scary? Seven years. I’ve worked at Zhao Mansion for seven years. I’ve been loyal to them. But that bastard Zhao Zhi, he even bullied my wife. I hate him. I vaguely remember my dad once saying when drunk, the Zhao family is filthy rich. Just in our brokerage, all the property deeds they transferred over, there are several volumes. Found it. Sir Zhao, you’ve worked hard. Come on, have a drink. Sure. Madam, please eat something. Child, Thank you. Ma’am, Why are you lying here? That damned Zhao Zhi, took all forty acres of our family’s field. He seized every last bit. Xian, Xian! I went to inquire about the theft at your house. It was likely the Zhao family who did it. They failed in the poetry contest last time, and they’ve been holding a grudge. I’ve also rooted out the Zhao family’s mole in the clan school. I’ve also rooted out the Zhao family’s mole in the clan school. But I didn’t take any rash actions. I pretended not to know. Well done, Brother He Yu. We can’t be exposed yet. We need to operate in secret. Xian, Zhao Zhi’s properties are countless. He also takes bribes. The owner of Wu Ji Tea House stuffed a full 200 taels of silver into Zhao Zhi’s hands tonight. His son saw it with his own eyes. Can this information take Zhao Zhi down? Not yet. We need to plan carefully. Why hasn’t Pei Jian returned yet? Big Brother went to the yamen. It’s harder to get information there. Let’s meet at the school tomorrow to continue discussing. Brother, brother! I’ve also gathered some information. An old woman said that her 40 acres of land were all seized by the Zhao family. Not just her family. Many families in their village have had their land seized by the Zhao family. The Zhao family is truly detestable. Damn it. Zhao Zhi, I’ve finally caught your tail. Land annexation. This alone might not be enough to bring down Zhao Zhi. But what if we add a popular poem that sweeps through the scholarly circles, enough to stir up countless people’s compassion for the peasants? Zhao Zhi, watch me use my pen as a knife to kill you. Oh, my dear grandson! Who has made my dear grandson angry again? Is it still Cui Xian? I heard he’s been showing off at the Pei Clan School lately. Grandfather, didn’t you say you’d take care of him soon? Oh, don’t worry, dear grandson. There was a little accident last time. Grandfather promises you he’ll take care of that kid and his whole family as soon as possible. Brother Pei Jian, is this okay? This thing, this thing will definitely be very useful. Where did you find this? Inside the Zhao County Assistant’s yamen, there’s a hidden compartment under the floor. I found it when I went in to play hide-and-seek earlier. My grandfather’s house has this too. Are these the only things inside? I didn’t dare to take the gold, silver, and banknotes inside. I only took these useless scraps of paper. Brother Pei Jian, I really didn’t dare to take those things. Brother Pei Jian, please! Alright, alright. The things you brought aren’t that great, but I’ll give you one grudgingly. Wow! But you know the rules. If you dare to tell anyone, I’ll beat you five times in three days. Thank you, Brother Pei Jian! Brother Pei Jian, have you found the person? Brother Pei Jian, I know the person you’re looking for. He’s the county magistrate. Are you sure it’s him? Take another look. Don’t get it wrong. He is the county magistrate. He also told my dad not to tell Cui Xian his identity. He also instructed him to help take care of Cui Xian’s family. Xian, how did you get involved with the county magistrate? Eat. Eat more meat, son. The Zhuang family sent someone to inform us today that the Mohuoluo shop location has been chosen. Let’s go have a look in the next few days. Sounds good, sounds good. Grandmother, Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother, I have something I need to tell all of you. What is it? You sound so serious. The thief who came to our house last night wasn’t here to steal anything. He came to leave something behind. This person was sent by Zhao Zhi from Yong County, on purpose, to frame and set up our family. Xian, Are you serious? Why would the Zhao family target our family? My dear grandson, This isn’t your fault. It really isn’t your fault. Such a serious matter, holding it all in your heart, you must have been so worried and scared. The Zhao family has gone too far. Big Brother, Tomorrow we’ll go report this to the authorities. Alright. Father, Uncle, The Zhao family holds incredible power. If we report them lightly, we’ll still end up suffering for it. Today, I chose to speak up because I’ve already come up with a plan to wipe the Zhao family out at the root. To completely uproot the Zhao family. Yes. I promised Grandmother that I would bring honor to the Cui family name. How could I let that bastard Zhao Zhi ruin our bright future? As for this land merger business, now that we have caught them red-handed, we finally have room to act. But Zhao Zhi, failing to frame us once, he’ll surely keep coming after us. Therefore, we need to let him target us, so we can strike back proactively. Xian, go on. What’s your plan? Those thirty mu of land we have— we have to find a way to let that bastard Zhao Zhi seize it. I need to get involved in the land merger case myself, to fight the Zhao family from inside. Xian, just say the word— our whole family will follow your lead. As for how to make Zhao Zhi set his sights on our land— we can get help from that old man Cui next door. We split from him a long time ago anyway. It’s best to make a clean break as soon as possible. Our Cui family doesn’t care for these so-called relatives. From now on, we’ll start our own family records. Xian, Are you confident? Within a month, Zhao Zhi will be doomed! Brother, when you went to see the Zhao family estate today, what did you think? Not sure about the inside, but the exterior is really impressive. The main gate is gorgeously renovated. If we’re starting a separate lineage, we need a grand house to settle in. In that case, let the Zhao family become dust in the wind, and let our Cui family’s plaque hang at their gate. So how about it, Grandmother, Uncle, Aunt, Father, Mother— will you join me and support me as a family, and fight Zhao Zhi to the end, so our Cui family can carve out a bright future? Sigh… What will we do if we offend County Deputy Zhao? How will our family ever survive after that? It’s because our Xian is so capable More talented than the little grandson of County Deputy Zhao. Really more impressive! Oh come on, But our Xian is only so impressive because— Ah! “Because” what? Go on, say it! Unless— does the whole Cui family have some treasure that County Deputy Zhao is eyeing? Thank you. Thank you, Old Madam. That Zhao Zhi bastard— May he die a miserable death. Just to seize the land, he turned an entire living village into a place with only undocumented residents. He wiped out every trace from the records. I’ve waited twenty years, just to see the Cui family rise again. To finally have a grandson like Xian, a prodigy blessed by the stars. Zhao Zhi— If you even think of targeting my precious grandson, or coveting the Cui family— I, this old woman, will risk my life to bite back at you with everything I’ve got! You’re a good boy, Xian. Don’t be afraid. Your grandmother will always be by your side, fighting this battle with you. Hey, Xian! Big Brother. Xian, what do you think of this? Big Brother. This is proof of deregistered residencies and land grabs. How did you even find this, Big Brother? So, Xian, you mean with this, we might finally take down that bastard Zhao Zhi? We’re still missing one link. Zhao Zhi wields too much power. I need the county magistrate to intervene and apply pressure. According to Master Wu, the county magistrate will be visiting the clan academy soon. When the time comes, I’ll figure out what kind of person he really is, and then we can decide. Oh, that? Big Brother has that handled for you. Remember— what you asked me to look into yesterday? That “Da Chuan?” I’ve found out. It’s the county magistrate himself. That stern, upright magistrate Master Wu talks about— Turns out it’s that doofus Da Chuan! Right, Xian, how did you end up connected to the magistrate? Actually, it’s— Well… Big Brother, my older brothers, everything is ready, except for the east wind. Let’s wait till I have a chance to whip that blockhead magistrate into shape, and teach him a few real skills. Oh, and also— those boys from before, I’ll need them to stir up a big public outcry in Nanyang County. After this blows over, all of us brothers— as Nanyang’s top scholars, our names will be rock solid. Count on it. Incredible! Let’s eat! Here. Xian, have some food. Sorry to intrude. Oh, why are you being so polite, Auntie? You’re family. Why bring so much stuff with you? It’s only right. Hey— Da Chuan is here! Sis-in-law, add another set of dishes. Let’s eat together! Alright! You’re always enthusiastic about eating. But you still haven’t sorted out your spot at the county school. Brother Zhongyuan, Are you also planning to study at the county academy? To be honest, Big Brother and I have taken the exams for years, but we’re still child scholars. So we’d like to go to the county school and get some guidance from the teachers. If that’s the case, then you and Brother Boshang should head over as soon as possible. They’ve already gone several times. Problem is, folks there dislike them for being child scholars from over ten years ago— they refuse to accept them. Really? It’s alright. Auntie, tomorrow, let’s have them try again. Hahaha! Alright! Let’s eat! Uncle, since Brother Da Chuan said so, why don’t we give it another shot at the county school tomorrow? Sure! Xian! You call my dad Brother Zhongyuan, and call me Brother Da Chuan? Isn’t that a bit inappropriate? Oh, come on— It’s fine, we’re each talking about our own thing. It’s really appropriate. Hahaha. Da Chuan, don’t take it personally. I happened to see you just now, You looked pretty glum coming through the door. Did you run into some trouble? Xian, honestly— I actually did have a little problem today. Ah, you really can’t blame me for this! With his personality, Who would’ve guessed he was the County Magistrate? Oh. What kind of problem? Tell us about it. Honestly— Based on what you said last time, I used cleaning the government office and the tavern Pretty successfully, Managed to shake off those three guys under me. So today, I wanted to keep up the momentum, So I copied the trick, Had them handle another task. But unexpectedly— My deputy, Teamed up with the other two, And shot me down. Oh. Man… You moved too fast. Your target was too obvious. Of course your deputy would push back hard. I already know without asking: Whatever major task you’re talking about, it must be about seizing power. Is there a way to fix this? Hmm. How about this: Don’t rush to take over. Get around the deputy first. Find a way to target the third-in-command. Then fire him. Aren’t you the boss here? Firing someone should be easy. Then bring in your own people. Right now I don’t have the authority to fire anyone. What? If you can’t get rid of him, then use personal grudges as your excuse. Any project this guy wants to do, just don’t approve any funds. Approving funds isn’t up to me, either. Then maybe you should just go home for now. Wait, wait, wait— Xian, think harder! There must be a way, right? Xian, Help Da Chuan come up with something! Brother, You’re really schooling a County Magistrate here. The last owner of my little tavern Was forced out by the deputy. With no owner at the tavern, The deputy from my tavern Teamed up with the deputy from the big tavern And they’re running my tavern together. So basically— Zhao Zhidou forced out the previous County Magistrate, And now the Prefect’s deputy Controls everything. Yup. As for the big tavern’s deputy, He’ll be transferred next year. He’s not interested in managing things but won’t hand over any authority. So I’m just— So the County Magistrate’s basically powerless. Totally out of the loop. Wait, I’ve got it! Spill it! This trick Wouldn’t work for other people, But it’ll work perfectly for you. Tomorrow, go straight to the boss of the big tavern, And file a big complaint. Complain about the big tavern’s deputy. Come on, you’re new here, You might not know much, But— You at least know how to complain, right? Complain! He’ll be gone next year anyway, So there’s no need to worry about burning bridges. Sometimes, even a wild swing can knock out a master. As the saying goes— Always leave room for retreat. So you can meet again down the road. But if you burn all the bridges, Won’t they just come after you for revenge? Then make sure You never give them a chance to meet you again. Hahahaha. The County Magistrate is so naive! At first, he wouldn’t even Call you brother. Now he keeps calling— “Xian, Xian” at every turn. Hahaha. I call you Xian, And the County Magistrate calls you Xian too. Doesn’t that mean the Magistrate and I— We’re all brothers, haha. Brothers, all of us. No worries, no worries. Once we get back to the county office, let’s go find our brother and ask for a cup of hot tea. Hahaha. Brother, elders, In a few days, I need to make a trip to Hexi Village. Xian, are you about to make your move? Yes. Xian, I know you’re clever. You never do anything you’re unsure of. But I still want to give you one piece of advice— Do your best. If it works out, that’s great. If you fail, don’t be afraid. Just make sure you keep yourself safe and protect your family. Leave the rest to me— to the Pei Family. We all have your back. Xian, Brother, Elders, I know I’m not fighting alone. Doing this, isn’t Old Wu going to lose his mind from our tricks? He definitely will. Maybe he’ll be like Zhao Yaozu’s old teacher, moving back home overnight. Haha! Xian, are you sure this will work? Old Wu may be a scoundrel, but we don’t have to screw him over completely. Hello, Teacher. Hello, Teacher. Haha! These kids have been working extra hard lately. Good. Very good. Sir, This Wu Tongzhi sits in the Vice Magistrate’s seat, and still takes care of the County Magistrate’s duties. Hmph, might as well give him the magistrate’s gold seal and uniform, have him wear it all together! Enough! Settle it among yourselves. Sir, sir— Y-You should really think this over! You’re threatening me? You dare threaten a government official? This is my first time as an official. I don’t know your rules. All I know is common sense. You want to wear two uniforms? Fine! I’ll go to the prefect to complain. If he ignores me, I’ll go to Kaifeng. If Kaifeng doesn’t care, I’ll go straight to the Ministry of Personnel in the capital! You— It worked, it really worked! Thankfully, we met Xian. Even though he’s only eight, Eight years old? He’s like a brother from another mother! Closer than family, a real good brother! Girl— Let me ask you something. Not hungry? Eat first, then we’ll talk. Burp. I’m feeling sleepy. I’m heading back first. Let me ask you something! I heard you have a younger brother, and he’s really good at studying. Do you know why? Grandma says it’s because our family’s field has good feng shui. Smoke rose from it. She buried my brother’s birth date slip in the field, and he became a genius. Hey, hey! Kids shouldn’t lie. No way. I have to tell Deputy Magistrate Zhao about this! Eating pastries, Sir, Yes? I heard the Cui family’s lucky field had Cui Xian’s birth date slip buried in it, so he became a genius. I said, that kid’s only eight and can already write poems. Turns out the family has a special field warded with luck. Grandpa, you need to seize that field from the Cui family, then bury my birth date slip in it. I’ll instantly turn into a genius! Hahaha! Don’t worry, dear grandson. Grandpa will help you right away. Even if the Ye family took the power— But your grandfather, I can handle the little Cui family without breaking a sweat. Mother. Father, Uncle. Father, Uncle. Mother, today Zhongyuan and I have successfully entered the county academy. Really? Mm. Both my sons are studying at the county school, and my two grandsons are studying at the Pei clan academy. Good thing they’re not at Pei clan academy, otherwise, how could I face Cui Xian honestly as the county magistrate? Congratulations, Brother Dachuan, for winning back the restaurant management rights! I’ll toast you with tea instead of wine, wishing you soon take down that rebellious deputy and firmly claim your place as the owner. Xian, in your opinion, do you really think I can take down that deputy? Of course you can. You just need the right opportunity. When the time comes, you’ll get rid of him for sure. But… But what? Go ahead and say it. But when that time comes, maybe Brother Dachuan, you might not really want to get rid of that deputy anymore. Who knows? Oh my, Sister-in-law, how did you get involved with the Zhao family? What happened? The Zhao family sent someone to Hexi Village with a message saying they want to buy your family’s thirty acres for just one copper coin! Did they really say that? If you refuse, they’ll send all the males in your family to do forced labor. Look, you’d better come back with me and handle this. Oh dear heavens, I can’t take this anymore! The Zhao family has gone too far! It’s thirty acres! What happened? What’s going on? What happened? Xian, what are you doing? I read in a book that pulling up seedlings helps crops grow. The Zhao family is bullying us, eyeing our family’s land. I want the crops to grow faster, so we can harvest sooner. This way, we can minimize our family’s losses. Reporting, Sir, the Cui family agreed to sell the land. They only ask that the males in the family not be sent off to forced labor. At least the Cui family knows what’s good for them. Alright, alright, I’ll head to Hexi Village now and bury my birth date in the field. I’ll become a genius! Go on, listen to your dear grandson. I just got word Zhao Zhi and his group went to Hexi Village. Classmates, listen to me! Xian is in trouble— he needs our help. Are you all willing? We are! We are! Xian studies the classics and masters their meaning. He’s learned that pulling up rice seedlings can help the crops ripen earlier. Today let’s head to Hexi Village and help out together. Not just those from the Pei clan, call everyone you can, let’s all go! We’ll depart from the clan academy, chant slogans all the way, let everyone know what we’re going to do! Isn’t this “pulling seedlings to help them grow”? The teacher said that’s wrong. Xian says it works— are you even smarter than Xian? Did you forget how we won last time with the goose poem? Watch out when Mr. Wu comes back, he’ll scold you for only knowing dead texts! This time Xian is again competing in knowledge with others. Are you really willing to see him lose? Let’s go! Come on! Save Xian! What’s going on here? When we get to Hexi Village, we’ll pull up every crop we see— but don’t pull them all out, the crops will die. Yeah, yeah, just pull up half. After today, we’ll be done. The crops will be ripe in a few days. You young scholars, reading has made you fools. You young scholars, books have made you stupid. Youngsters, don’t mess around. The crops are growing well in the field. If you pull them out, you’ll kill them right there. Old man, you never went to school, so you don’t know how to farm. Do you know the storybook “Rainbow Cat and the Seven Warriors”? Or the poet who wrote “Ode to the Goose”? The eight-year-old prodigy, Cui Xian? He’s our classmate. Yes, our classmate, our classmate, our classmate. Cui Xian told us that pulling the seedlings helps crops ripen faster. I, an old man, have tended to fields all my life, and you say I don’t know farming? Ignore them. Let’s go. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. Save brother Xian! Absurd. Pulling up seedlings to help them grow. This Cui Xian first wrote “Rainbow Cat,” then composed “Ode to the Goose,” I thought Nanyang truly had a child prodigy. Heh. Yet he could do something so ridiculous. Ridiculous, hmph. Truly ridiculous. Master, master, bad news! Our young master is out pulling rice seedlings! What? Fellow classmates, don’t panic! I know where Hexi Village is. I’ll lead you there. A bunch of young scholars actually went to pull seedlings to help them grow. Heavens! County Magistrate! I just went to investigate again, and finally got the whole story clear. Speak quickly! About pulling up seedlings to help them grow, it was all because of that prodigy Cui Xian. Now the other scholars all went to Hexi Village to help with pulling seedlings at Cui Xian’s home. Cui Xian! What happened, Magistrate? My cover is about to come off completely! No matter. Quick, prepare my sedan and head to Hexi Village! The teacher has faithfully reported. How could this happen? Tell me. Cui Xian asked you for help, and brought the others to Hexi Village to pull seedlings. Nonsense. Absolute rubbish! I’d sooner believe I, myself, would do something so ridiculous as pulling up seedlings. I just can’t believe my genius student would do such a thing. Fine. I’ll go myself to Hexi Village and see for myself! Villagers! Villagers! We are saved! We’re saved! Today in Hexi Village someone is standing up for us! They’re going to take down Zhao Zhi, that corrupt official! Come on, let’s go! The Zhao family has arrived! Is this the field? Go ahead and bury my birth chart in here too. Oh, we meet again. Weren’t you so arrogant before? Let’s see today if you can still laugh. Grandfather, kick this unlucky family out! Don’t let them taint the luck of my land. So, you are Cui Xian? Yes, that’s me. So what? You’ve got guts. In the future, you might really grow up to be somebody. Too bad you have no future now. Sign this contract to sell the land, and your whole family can go reclaim land for corvée labor. Deputy Magistrate, didn’t you say that as long as the Cui family agreed to sell the land, you’d let them off? Insolence! When did I ever say such a thing? The sale was entirely voluntary on Cui family’s part. Laboring on the corvée field is all according to official government procedure. How dare you randomly slander my reputation for honesty! I wouldn’t dare. You offer one coin to buy our thirty acres of land, and still call it voluntary? Is there any such thing as voluntary like this in the world? Guards! Arrest the Cui family. Erase them from the registry. Send them to hard labor camps. Yes, sir. Grandfather, wait! Cui Xian, your birth date and time— Where exactly did you bury it? Dig it up right now! If I tell you, will you let my family go? Of course. Okay. I’ll take you to it. Where exactly is it? Such a big plot of land, how could it be easy to find? The spot where I buried it, even had a bit of smoke rising. Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and look! Detain the Cui family. Make them quickly sign the land sale contract. Send them off where they belong. Yes, sir. Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you’re doing? Step aside! Stop! Zhao, if you touch my little brother, I’ll make you pay for it! Guys, change of plans. The author of Rainbow Cat & Blue Rabbit: The Seven Heroes is being bullied! These people right in front of us are just like Blackheart Tiger— villains! They’re here to snatch the land from Cui Xian’s family. So Cui Xian is calling on us to help by pulling up the seedlings and harvesting the crops early. But just pulling up seedlings isn’t enough— we also need to help protect Cui Xian. Learn from Hero Rainbow Cat and fight against evil together! I promise that when we get back, everyone who helped out today will get a Rainbow Cat Mohoro. Great! Brother Xian— Are you alright? So you’re Cui Xian! Those bad guys outside, are they here to bully you? Brother Cui Xian, do you really think pulling up seedlings will make the grains ripen sooner? Don’t worry about me. Seriously, I’m fine. Gentlemen— Fellow classmates— I’m Cui Xian. Thank you all for coming to help today. Once this is over, when we get back to Nanyang County, I’ll host a feast for everybody. But the bad guys still haven’t been driven away. We still need to be just like Hero Rainbow Cat to punish the wicked and defend the good. Not only that— everyone who helps today is sure to become part of a renowned story. Your parents, teachers, even thousands of people, will cheer and applaud for you. All you Rainbow Cat heroes, are you willing to join in? Of course! We’re willing! We’re in! Brother Xian, just tell us— What should we do next? Of course, pull up seedlings! But everyone, remember— just pretend to pull them up, don’t really do it! My family still depends on these for food. Mm-hmm. County Magistrate Ye is here! Hey! That’s Magistrate Ye! Why is he here? Even if Ye Huaifeng is here, so what? Me, Zhao Zhi— what do I have to fear? That’s Magistrate Ye! Why did he come here? Honorable Magistrate! Please seek justice for this woman! That Zhao family bullies people! They took our— Dachuan! What grievance do you have? Step forward and tell me at once! Reporting to the Honorable Magistrate— Deputy Zhao Zhi has gone too far in bullying us. He wants to buy my family’s land for just a penny. Thirty acres of land? And send our whole family to the labor camp to reclaim land? I beg you to stand up for us. Be the master! Old man, please rise. Is this really happening? Ridiculous. You, the Cui family, sell land, and my family comes to buy it. Money and goods are exchanged. It’s completely voluntary. How can you say we are being too oppressive? One says! Impudent! How dare you be rude in front of me? I ask you, have you ever used coercion? To buy people’s land? Even in the name of corvée labor, force them to trade? That’s nonsense. I, Zhao Zhi, am innocent, working hard for the people of Nanyang. The county magistrate is speaking, think carefully before you speak, otherwise… Humph. Zhao Zhi, wait until I get the evidence, and I will not spare you. Then let’s wait for the county magistrate to get the evidence first. The county magistrate is standing up for us. Be the master! That Zhao Zhi also bought my family’s dozen acres of land for a penny. Excuse me. I want to report to the authorities! Zhao Zhi, do you remember me? I’m afraid you don’t remember. I remember you. This life and the next, I will remember you. Our family had 40 acres of land, all of which you took away. My eldest son was sent to the labor camp by you. Died in the labor camp. Second and third sons were beaten to death by you. And my three daughters-in-law all starved to death one after another. And my two grandsons, our whole family of eleven, only I, the old woman, am left. Zhao Zhi, you dog official, I curse you to die a terrible death! Old woman, don’t talk nonsense. You are slandering a court official. County magistrate, are you making such a big show just to humiliate yourself? I’ll say it again, officials judge cases, they pay attention to evidence. Granny, are you alright? I’m fine. Young man Cui Xian, I made everyone watch a joke. I know everyone is laughing at me now, for being a fool for studying, trying to force growth to harvest grain. But everyone has seen, Zhao Zhi used his power to oppress, and I really can’t. Mencius Gongsun Chou mentioned it in the past about the foolish act of forcing growth. That’s what I did today. Thanks to the master’s teaching, I was able to study in the school in peace. When the master taught this content, he carefully taught and imparted its meaning. It was my own idea to do this forced growth, which brought countless jokes and also shamed my master. Everyone, I am Wu Qinglan, I am the one in front of you, the one who forced growth, the master of the absurd student. But in my eyes, Cui Xian is clever and quick-witted, full of talent. At a young age, he already has his own style of writing. He is also my pride. So what I want to say now is, Cui Xian, don’t panic, your master is here for you. Tell everyone in detail the cause and effect carefully. Master and student have read the books of sages, but when they encounter a terrible disaster, they are unable to protect themselves, and even daydream about imitating those poets who are made fun of. Force growth to harvest grain. May I respectfully ask a question? What is the use of my reading these classics? If “pulling up seedlings to help them grow” stops being a joke, when it happens to us, what can we do? Good child. That question— I’ve asked you all before. But none of you could answer back then. Only Cui Xian answered this question. Do you still remember? Pei Jian, you answer this time. Back then, the master asked us about “shi” in the School of Diplomacy, the “power” in national strategy. What could it be compared to? We couldn’t answer. That question— Only Brother Xian answered it. He said, “The Master said, ‘A gentleman is not a tool.'” So true power lies in the people’s hearts, not just in weapons. True power lies in the support of the people, not just in weapons of war. True power lies in the people’s hearts, not merely in military force. Zhao Zhi, you want proof, is that right? Fine. Look and listen. You bully people with your power, make the commoners suffer, leaving them speechless, unable to argue with you. But you’re wrong. Because in this world there are plenty of scholars, plenty with integrity and backbone, with pen and spirit. The old lady in front of you has been tormented by your cruelty, yet she can’t get justice from you. But I am different. I’ve read books. I know how to speak up. She can’t say it, so I’ll teach her how to speak to you. Zhao Zhi, this child just recited two poems. Although I can’t read much, I understood them. I want to ask you, did you understand them? These two poems are called “Pitying the Farmers.” “In spring, one grain of millet is sown,” “In autumn, ten thousand seeds are harvested.” “Throughout the land, not a field lies idle,” “Yet still, farmers starve to death.” And there’s more. Corrupt official, listen to me! “Hoeing grain under the blazing sun,” “sweat drips into the soil beneath the crops.” “Who knows that every grain on your plate” “is born of bitter toil?” The Master said, “A gentleman is not a tool.” So— True power lies in the people’s hearts, not only in weapons. Zhao Zhi— this is the will of the people! We commoners beg you, Your Honor, to uphold justice for us and arrest Zhao Zhi! We commoners earnestly beg, Your Eminence, to uphold justice for us! Arrest Zhao Zhi! Uphold justice for us! Arrest Zhao Zhi! Uphold justice for us! Arrest Zhao Zhi! Brother Xian, you’re truly amazing! Absolutely unbeatable! Words come so easily to you, making poems on the spot. Both “Pitying the Farmers” poems made me cry. I couldn’t even think of the right words to praise you just now. But you were so elegant and unrestrained, overflowing with talent. You’re truly a role model for us all! We commoners earnestly beg, Your Eminence, to uphold justice for us! Arrest Zhao Zhi! Uphold justice for us! Arrest Zhao Zhi! Good. Very good. Excellent, really. Do you truly believe that just two sloppy poems are enough to convict me? I am a dignified eighth-rank county magistrate, appointed by the Ministry of Personnel. Poems naturally can’t convict you. But what about these? Land grabbing, forging and concealing household records— it’s all right here in black and white. That can convict you. Fellow villagers! Please, everyone, rise! Zhao Zhi, do you have anything to say in your defense? I was really confused. I admit I made some mistakes. But my Zhao family owns many businesses We provide for countless people I beg the County Magistrate to show mercy and investigate clearly Please punish me harshly I’m at your disposal, sir This… This is the Zhao family’s… Countless wealth we’re talking about I earnestly ask the Magistrate to see the truth I am yours to judge But by that time Maybe… Brother Dachuan might not really want that deputy position anymore Who knows Zhao Zhi You said you’re at my disposal, correct? I understand I understand your meaning quite well But I also understand the plight of the farmers I heard the stern questioning from that old woman Heard the pleading from the citizens Most of all, I heard the hopes of these scholars I have studied the classics for decades This is the first time I’ve worn official robes The people welcomed me Calling me a fair magistrate Before, I took office confused Held back by you Accomplishing nothing I never even thought about how to be a true official But today The plight of the farmer echoes in my ears Every verse rings out These people earnestly hope for justice As the magistrate of this region I should bring peace to the people How could I be swayed by your bribery and deceit And betray my conscience? Zhao Zhi You disregard human life You oppress the villagers You seize land illegally You have committed heinous crimes Today, I shall arrest you and hand you over to the higher authorities for trial Guards! Seize this criminal for me! Magistrate! Magistrate! The magistrate is truly mighty and righteous! The magistrate is truly mighty and righteous! Thank you, fair magistrate! I became an official for the first time at twenty-seven My blood is just as hot! Brothers and fellow countrymen, This business of “pulling up seedlings to help them grow” was all a misunderstanding There’s more to the story Look here, These two poems on the hardship of farmers Were written by the eight-year-old child prodigy, Cui Xian He rebuked that corrupt official Zhao Zhi on the spot “There’s not a single idle field in all the land Yet farmers still starve to death.” Amazing! Such a powerful and stirring poem Was actually written by an eight-year-old child This kid is a genius! A true talent! Scholars should stand up and spread Cui Xian’s name and his poems singing their praises everywhere So all scholars in the land unite and drown Zhao Zhi with their words, nailing him to the pillar of shame forever! Well said, brother! I’ll record both poems about the farmers and send them to the Kaifeng Prefecture Excellent! Who knows how much goes into each meal Who knows how much goes into each meal Every grain comes from sweat and toil Good! Excellent! Cui Xian, I knew you had poetic talent But I never thought I have still underestimated you Watch as I make a name for you, young man Give you good fortune! Hahaha! Great poem! “There’s not a single idle field in all the land Yet farmers still starve to death!” Hahaha! Chongqing, Who wrote this poem? Reporting, Sir, The author’s name is Cui Xian Just a boy from Nanyang Only eight years old He’s only been studying for half a year Here, I also have his poem about geese and some calligraphy copies Ah! Wonderful, truly wonderful! This child has the makings of a sage! As for the origin of these two poems about the farmer… How outrageous! Such a big case Why is it only being handled by Nanyang’s magistrate? Step forward to rule on the case. Where is the Prefect of Nanyang? I will order him to come to Kaifeng for reporting. In addition, this case must be investigated promptly. I need to draft a memorial to submit Zhao Zhi’s two poems “Pity the Farmer.” to the Ministry of Personnel. With the two “Pity the Farmer” poems, this case will definitely become a model judgment. It may even reach the Emperor’s ears. The author of these poems is only eight years old. Once this is resolved, he’ll surely become famous among poets and scholars. Maybe even in official circles. Ah. Now tell me, where does Cui Xian study these days? Has he found a master? To be honest, I think this child truly has a gift. I’d like to recommend him as a disciple to my elder brother. May I ask, is your elder brother the former Vice Minister of Rites? Now a renowned scholar among the literati? A direct disciple of Second Assistant Minister Zheng Ge-lao? Master Donglai? The famous scholar of the literary circle with countless students all over the country? Master Donglai! He Yu! He Yu! Can you step back a bit? Don’t you see all the folks are praising how handsome I am? Everyone’s looking at me. Nonsense! They’re all clearly staring at me, calling me good-looking! Ha ha ha! Fellow classmates, please stop for a moment! Thank you all for your help today. By working together, we were finally able to punish evil and bring those villains to justice. I know that, along the way just now, we received so much praise and admiration from the people. Mm. But I keep feeling that something’s missing. Hey, Master, haven’t you praised us yet? Right, right! Master, weren’t we amazing today? Hurry and compliment us! No wonder I kept feeling something was missing! Now that Xian mentioned it, I finally remembered! Master Wu, what’s going on with you? We did so much, and you didn’t even give us a single word of praise! Exactly, exactly! Master Wu is really thoughtless! You— You all dare ask me for compliments? The act of pulling up the seedlings to help them grow was something Cui Xian did out of necessity. But you— none of you raised any questions! You nearly made me faint from anger! However, the Analects, “Governing” chapter, says: To see what is right but not act, is to lack courage. You saw evil and fought against it, standing up for justice. You should be proud of that in the future. As your master, I am also proud of you. Mencius, “Gongsun Chou, Part One” says: I carefully nurture my noble spirit vast and mighty. Though you are young, you have all studied the great sages. Just like spring grass breaking through the earth though young, you stand upright. Nurture your noble spirit within your heart. One day, you will become pillars of society. Let me also share a line from Mencius, “Chi Xin, Part One”: with you as advice. If in hardship, keep yourself virtuous; if successful, help the world. Today, I want to praise you once again. Your performance today excellent, truly excellent! Outstanding! Outstanding! Thank you, Master, for your guidance. We students will remember it well. Everyone, though today’s matter is resolved, your wholehearted support and unity as friends is a friendship that will never end. That’s right! So I’d like to ask everyone to write down your names here. Let’s make a book called “The Young Heroes’ Ledger of Justice” In this ledger, every name recorded will be a hero’s name A hero’s name It could also be called the Classmates’ Ledger to jointly record our dazzling and bold youthful days Alright Today, we are honored to fight for justice together with Brother Xian Among us, we shall support each other in the days to come Just as our teacher entrusted us When in hardship, pursue self-cultivation When successful, help the world Yes, Teacher You should leave your name too Alright The County Magistrate is here! Magistrate Sir Everyone This “Young Heroes’ Ledger of Justice” Let the officials at the yamen make a copy as well I’ll also order to have it included in the Gazette of Nanyang So that the people in the future can all admire the heroic deeds of these young heroes Good Old Madam of the Cui family Open the door quickly! Prefect Sir, Assistant Magistrate, County Magistrate, and dozens of yamen officers are here to offer their regards to you It’s alright, it’s alright Yesterday I heard about Zhao Zhi’s misdeeds and felt outraged So sorry for the people of Nanyang to endure such humiliation and torment from that man Then I read the two poems about farmers by little prodigy Cui Xian and was moved to tears on the spot Utterly impressed Such talent I’m ashamed in comparison Father-in-law, tell me honestly Was the trouble the Cui family faced before related to you? I-I had no idea, really Old Cui’s grandson turned out to be this capable He actually took down Zhao Zhi You want to get our family all killed! Good son-in-law, quickly come up with something Think of a way! I may be visiting abruptly, I hope I didn’t alarm you all Who here wrote the “Two Poems for Farmers” and exposed Zhao Zhi’s evil deeds? The young master of the Cui family Let him come out and meet me! It’s this elder who painstakingly raised the prodigy Cui Xian On behalf of the people of Nanyang and even the literary circle of Great Liang, I sincerely thank you Two old foxes Now they want to cozy up Ah, what a good child Outstanding inside and out, truly remarkable! Come on, let’s go home To tell you the truth, my family is poor and rundown I’m afraid we can’t host you properly Oh, look, look Corrupt official Zhao Zhi made a fortune for himself Yet such a prodigy lives in such destitution We feel ashamed Thank you, sirs, but there are so many gifts My courtyard is small I’m worried there’s no room for it all He’s hinting that I should give his family a new house As long as those above don’t investigate, even giving you Zhao’s estate wouldn’t be impossible Well It’s fine, it’s fine Then Magistrate Wu, Magistrate Ye and I will come in and sit for a bit The others can just show a gesture of goodwill Hahaha That Zhao family mansion is spacious I’m just afraid there will be trouble By then, I won’t be able to make the decision How could there be trouble? Don’t worry, there won’t be any trouble Hahahahaha Old fox Little fox Sigh Alright, alright Looks like the aggrieved party is finally comforted Prefect Sir is actually rubbing Little Prodigy’s mind Praise his talent and courage Even the Vice Magistrate cares about Old Madam Cui Gave her a pulse check Reporting to the Prefect Vice Magistrate County Magistrate Zhao Zhi has his eye on Little Prodigy’s family estate All because of my father-in-law I beg you, Your Excellency, to punish me What a wicked neighbor Trying to harm someone over a petty argument You incited Zhao Zhi to seize land A heinous crime Guards Quickly, arrest him So that all you officials And everyone present may know He is not just our neighbor He is also Of the same surname and clan A family member This… Even the best judge can’t easily settle family disputes Take him away Hey, hey Your Excellency, please Father-in-law Your Excellency Father-in-law, father-in-law Family affairs are always messy and frustrating Sorry for troubling you, sir But you have seen for yourself This person has ill intentions We’ve been separated for twenty years Yet he still holds a grudge against my family So Shameless as I am I beg you, sir to summon the elders of the Cui clan To bear witness for my family All these years have passed Those biased old patriarchs Have already passed away So this grudge Who should we blame now? I’ve never met all of you But I know you are my elders Now you all know the situation Twenty years ago, I wasn’t here I can’t judge what you all did As the younger generation I don’t wish to get involved in the old grudges But I never thought After twenty years apart My family would still suffer such persecution All you clan elders Search your hearts and ask yourselves Is this fair? As the younger generation I ask all of you To stand witness for me Our Cui family began in Hexi Village Now we’ve moved to Zhongjing Lane It has nothing to do with the other Cui clans From now on From now on, we will have our own genealogy As the Cui family of Hexi Village, Nanyang I, Cui Xian Will uphold the family honor and bear our responsibilities From now on We will cut all ties and have our own genealogy Xian, my child Grandmother is truly so happy I never expected you could handle this matter so well If your ancestors know of this in the afterlife They would not blame your grandmother Grandmother, don’t cry I have great news You won’t cry when you hear it Remember I said We’d open our own genealogy and deal with Zhao Zhi? Our house is tiny and we have to pay rent It’s not right The Prefect has agreed All the Zhao family properties now belong to us Oh my goodness! You’ve actually given us all of the Zhao family’s estate Oh wow, hahahaha Lord Li I have failed to live up to your expectations, Sir Li Stop with the false humility I just need to ask Zhao Zhi’s land seizure, his disregard for human life, corruption, and bribery, Did you take part in any of this? And if so, how much? Your Excellency, please judge fairly I did not take part, sir You’ve served under me for years Of course I don’t wish to see you lose everything and be disgraced But all of this Depends on you Telling me the whole truth From today you are to remain in Kaifeng You’re not to go anywhere else I have finished writing the memorial. It will be rushed to the Ministry of Personnel. You’d best take care of yourself. Thank you, sir. This humble official thanks you, my lord. Oh dear. About the author of the two “Pity the Farmer” poems, Cui Xian— Have you met him? What is his character like? My lord, this child is wise inside and out. Exceptionally talented. Still so young, yet already so full of spirit and integrity. Excellent, excellent. It’s not in vain that I recommended this child to my senior as a student. Master Li, Your senior… is he perhaps Master Donglai— Zhou Yong? Good thing I assigned the Zhao residence to Cui Xian. Ah, this child truly has heaven’s favor! The Zhao Zhi case, nothing remarkable. Li Duan wrote to me. The main event must be elsewhere. Such fine handwriting. What a poem! What a masterstroke. Cui Xian. Started schooling at eight. Now, eight and a half. Oh my, oh my. The three of us, master and disciples— I’m at the heart of the court, Li Duan guards the land, Zhou Yong is famed among the scholars. It’s about time to train a young successor. Such a prodigy— Zhou Yong sure got lucky. Good little disciple, let your grandmaster grant you a stroke of good fortune. Who knows where the food in your bowl comes from? Every single grain is hard-earned. What beautiful writing. This poem was really written by an eight-year-old? Amazing. Looks like in Great Liang, we truly have such gifted talents. Congratulations, Your Majesty. Oh, Elder Zheng, go on, tell me—what are you congratulating me for? Your Majesty, to have an eight-year-old prodigy— capable of composing such stirring, powerful poetry, it’s not an exaggeration to say he’s a literary star descended to earth. A star come to assist and support you, signifies Your Majesty’s divine right to rule, that you are truly the heaven-blessed, eternal emperor. Heaven bless Your Majesty, heaven bless Great Liang. Your Majesty, this is a sign of good fortune! Heaven bless Your Majesty! Heaven bless Great Liang! You people… You only know how to say the good things. All the fields under heaven are tilled, yet farmers still starve. Remember this well. We will heed Your Majesty’s instructions. Elder Minister. I will send someone today to Nanyang to investigate this case. Also, in my opinion, in consultation with the Ministry of Works and Ministry of Revenue, the people of Nanyang County should be exempt from corvée labor for three years, and have 60% of their grain tax reduced for five years. At the same time, the Cui family should be exempt for twenty years from grain, taxes, and other levies. Also, together with the Ministry of Rites, let the two “Pity the Farmer” poems be used as exemplary poems in schools across the nation. What do you think, sir? Excellent. Daughter-in-law, how does my outfit look today? Does it fit? Don’t worry, Mom. It fits you well. Ah. Mom! How about me? Oh! You look great, fantastic! Hey, Madam Cui, your family shop is finally about to open. Such a happy event! Congratulations! Congratulations to you too. Ah. Why don’t I see your little prodigy? Oh, the shop is opening today, so Xian and the other kids said they wanted to prepare a surprise for Rainbow Cat’s book club. They’re getting ready to dress up as the Seven Heroes and parade around for some fun. That’s wonderful. Congratulations! Let’s go. Hey, are you all dressed yet? Are you all dressed yet? Hahahahaha! This is really an eyesore. Hahaha. We said no laughing. You’re still laughing? How about we switch? You play Blue Bunny. No, no, no, I wouldn’t dare! Alright, alright, that’s enough. Grandma should be here soon. At the Clay Treasure Pavilion. Let’s go. Wow. Oh my. Young Hero Rainbow Cat. I can’t believe I saw the real Rainbow Cat. So handsome, so extraordinary. And in his hand, that’s the Rainbow Sword! Oh my, how majestic! That’s exactly what I imagined the Rainbow Sword to look like! That one with the Thunder Sword, that’s Da Ben, right? Yeah, oh wow. Goodness gracious. Who is that fat guy? How dare he play Blue Bunny! And the stick-figure is playing Lisa! Unbelievable. Unbelievable! Ha! Ha! Ha! Grandma! Grandma! Come open for business, quick! I can’t hold on much longer! Oh my! Hahahahahaha! Oh my! Alright, alright, alright. Doors open for business! Oh oh oh oh! Okay, alright. Don’t rush, don’t rush, don’t rush! Don’t panic! These prices are amazing! Buy! I want to buy! Alright, alright, alright! Hurry, hurry! This one, right? Alright, alright! Rainbow Cat’s real costume, so stylish! I want a set! Sigh… I’m so tired. Well, at least my sacrifice and embarrassment paid off. No… I’m this handsome, just playing Blue Bunny, yet I made so many people furious! With this kind of vibe, it’s like they want to stab me to death! Thank you, little prodigy! You’re a hero to our Nanyang. You’re a great benefactor to all the people of Nanyang. Yes, yes! Not only did you help us get rid of that corrupt official Zhao Zhi, you also brought blessings to all the people of Nanyang! The court has already canceled three years of conscription, and five years of a sixty-percent grain tax! The emperor even praised you as a child prodigy! Young benefactor, please allow us to bow to you! Mother! Grandmother! Our Xian, was praised by His Majesty as a prodigy! He even got all of Nanyang three years exemption from labor, and five years of sixty percent off the grain tax! Oh heavens above! That’s Cui Xian! That’s the child prodigy Cui Xian! He wrote the two “Pity the Farmer” poems, and he brought down Zhao Zhi! Even His Majesty praised him! He even got our labor and tax exemptions here in Nanyang! Everybody, look! Isn’t he especially handsome? Benefactor, please allow us to bow again! The prefect is here! Cui Xian! On behalf of Nanyang, I thank you on behalf of all its people. You’ve done a great deed that benefits all the citizens of Nanyang! Officials, elders, and everyone here, fellow townsfolk, I, Cui Xian, am grateful for all your kindness. This was not my achievement alone. Two weeks ago, in Hexi Village, I had help from many elders. It was only because of them that we could bring Zhao Zhi to justice. Today, Nanyang is blessed and enjoys the good fortune all thanks to the good deeds our elders have sown before. I’m just an eight-year-old child. I really don’t deserve such respect from you all. Please, let me bow in thanks. But what I want to say is, if one day I can leave Nanyang City, I’ll always keep my hometown in my heart, and never forget the kindness shown to me today by all the elders and gentlemen here. I hope that our Nanyang, and every fellow villager in Nanyang, will have a bright future. Why are you all looking at me? Xian-ge! His Majesty praised you! That’s right, Xian! Even the Emperor called you a prodigy. And because of you, the people of Nanyang County had their corvée and land tax reduced! Do you know what that means? What does it mean? It means you’re really amazing! That’s something everyone already knows. No need to repeat it. Let’s look at today’s accounts first. What’s wrong? Hurry up and tell us how much it is! Yeah! Fifty-four taels and three hundred ninety wen. In just one day, we actually earned almost enough for half a house in Nanyang! It’s just that today everyone came by chance, because the whole city wanted to thank us. They were just showing support. We still need to expand our market. We have to take Nibao Studio beyond Nanyang, open shops in the whole Nanyang Prefecture, even all the way into Henan Province! So, Grandmother, don’t let these small profits scare you. Whether our Cui clan from Hexi, Nanyang, can really rise up and become a great family all depends on you leading us forward. We need you at the front. Xian-ge, I can’t even read a single character, I really can’t do it. Grandma, who says you can’t? You’re the best! When Zhao Zhi bullied us that day, you slammed the table, brought our whole family together as one, and made sure Zhao Zhi got what he deserved. You’re the backbone of this family! Xian is right. Mom, you’re amazing. Yes, Mom! You really are incredible. Eldest, can you teach me, I’d like to learn to read, and how to do the accounts too. Of course! It’s a bit warm today… The award ticket from Master Wu is perfect for fanning myself. Just so you all know— I’m not showing off or anything. Yeah, right. So jealous of you guys. You can at least use your award tickets as a fan. But me, even ten hands wouldn’t be enough to hold all mine. Master Wu’s here for class! Hurry, let’s go! Today we’ll study two new poems. The names of these two poems are “Songs of Pity for the Peasants I & II.” These two poems have been selected by officials in the Ministry of Rites to serve as model poems, and will be sent to all the academies in the land for students to study. Master, does that mean students all over the country will know both “Songs of Pity for the Peasants” and Cui Xian as well? Of course. Wow! Wow! Brother Cui Xian, you’re incredible! Brother Cui Xian, when you achieve great things one day, don’t forget the rest of us, your classmates! Brother Cui Xian, from now on you’ll be my most important connection in the world of scholars! Happy to oblige! Happy to oblige! Alright, let’s start reviewing. Hoeing the crops beneath the midday sun, Sweat drips onto the soil below. Who realizes the food on their plate is the fruit of such hard labor? Alright, class dismissed! Guys, I have something to tell you all. Next year… I’m planning to take the imperial exams. Stop bragging! If you’re going to take the imperial exam next year, then I’ll do it too. Wait, you’re serious about this? You all know my family’s situation. Sooner or later, I have to take the imperial exam. Recently, my grandfather wrote to my teacher. After discussing with him, they’ve decided to start letting me study how to write Eight-legged essays. But it’s already the second half of the year. By next spring, I’ll be taking the exam. Isn’t this a bit too rushed? Taking the exam doesn’t mean you have to pass. I can try it out early, get a feel for it, and prepare for the future exams. That’s getting ready. Come on, guys, don’t be like this. People have to grow up. We can’t just mess around forever. Think about the Zhao Zhi case. If it weren’t for Xian leading us, making plans, and writing the two “Poems of Sympathy for Farmers,” how could we have done so well? I guess, this is what reading books is about. Why do we study here if not to take the imperial examination? Big bro, you’ve really grown up. Right? I think so too. Hehe. Here, is where my little disciple grew up. It’s truly a land where talented people live. The people are so down to earth. Master, that child prodigy hasn’t agreed to be your disciple yet. You talk too much. It’s only a matter of time. Let me ask around where the child prodigy’s family lives. That’s not appropriate. Let’s find an inn and rest first. Tomorrow, write a calling card, then go to Nanyang County School. Aren’t you here to take the child prodigy as your disciple? Why bother with the county school? Hmph. It’s all because of that rascal Li Duan and his meddling. He couldn’t even write me a letter ahead of time. Now thanks to my little disciple, whose “Poems of Sympathy for Farmers” reached the Imperial Court and made him famous far and wide. We’ve come all this way, eagerly chasing after him. It looks downright opportunistic. Only after he got famous do I come running to be his master. Isn’t that exactly what it is? Of course not! Besides, I have a bit of a reputation out and about. If I barge in now, and demand to be a master, what if he refuses? Don’t I have any dignity? So you need to remember, this time I’m not specifically here to take him as a disciple. I just happened to travel to Nanyang and am dropping by the Nanyang County School to give a lecture. Anyway, let’s spread the word that I’ve come to Nanyang. When my clever disciple hears, maybe he’ll rush over and ask me to be his master right away. But what if that child prodigy never shows up? Master, you traveled all this way just to take a disciple. Why make it so complicated? Isn’t it unnecessary? That really shouldn’t happen. All these years, wherever I go, plenty of people come seeking me as their master. Also, let me emphasize again: I’m not here to take disciples. Someone come here! Master, I know you’re really not here for a disciple. You’re here for me. We can’t just keep staying in inns forever. I really can’t sleep well. We need to find a place to settle down and set up home for now. Master, you’re absolutely right. I’ll go rent a house tomorrow. Where are you planning to rent? That’s really a tough decision. How about this, Master— Why don’t you show your face at the county academy tomorrow? Make a big impression. Hm, that’s actually a good idea. Master, I’ll go find out where that child prodigy lives. We’ll rent our house next door to his family, or right across the street! Isn’t that a bit inappropriate? It sounds way too deliberate. Like we’re practically throwing ourselves at them. That’s true. Hmm. Forget it. You can decide on the small stuff like this. I’ve never really cared much anyway. Oh, Master, the way you’re acting so worthless is honestly hard to watch. If that prodigy kid ignores you later, don’t come crying about it. Master Donglai! Oh wow, it really is Master Donglai! Good heavens— How did our county academy have the honor to actually host Master Donglai? Students pay their respects to Master Donglai! No need to be so formal, everyone. Please, have a seat. I’ve come to Henan on Li Duan’s invitation to tour and lecture. Just happened to pass through Nanyang, so I stopped by the county academy. That’s wonderful! Master, I rented a property on Zhongjing Lane. The previous tenants’ last name was also Cui, but they just moved out recently. Just handle the small things like that yourself. I’ll be staying in Nanyang for a while. I’m currently living in Zhongjing Lane. If you have any questions, you can come ask me at home. That’s fantastic! What a coincidence! Master Donglai is actually living in the same lane as us! Exactly! Sir, how do we solve this problem? Don’t rush, don’t rush— I’ll answer all your questions. Hey, why are there so many people at the neighbor’s? Yeah! Let’s go ask Dad and Uncle. Alright! Dad, Uncle! Dad, Uncle! Dad, Uncle! We’re back! That Master Donglai outside— Is he really that amazing? Yes, he is. I’ve heard from others, that Master Donglai— he’s an incredible person. He’s the undisputed number one in the literary world today. All scholars nationwide admire and respect him. He’s not only incredibly learned and famous, but he also has a junior, who happens to be Henan’s Provincial Administration Commissioner, Lord Li. And Master Donglai’s own mentor— that’s even more impressive! Heh, that’s right. Vice-Chancellor of the Cabinet, Lord Zheng. You get it now? I mean, with connections like that— Not grabbing onto him would be crazy! So here’s my problem: How do I come up with a way to “casually” get on his good side and cozy up to him? Oh right, our new neighbors just moved in Let’s have Grandma take us over to say hello. Yeah, let’s go! Mom! Oh, this is so hard— It really is so hard! Ay… Bershan! Zhongyuan! Mom’s brain is just too dull, I really can’t learn it. Mom— At your age, it’s the perfect time to work hard and start learning. If you don’t learn, then my big brother and I… How could I face your father and explain this? Zhong Yuan is right. Besides, the future of the Cui family is all in your mother’s hands now. Look at Xian, he learns things so fast. And Yu, he’s improving rapidly too. Why is it that when it comes to me, I just can’t seem to learn? You’re absolutely right. You guys… Hmph. Mother. Isn’t this just how you used to lecture me and big brother back in the day? Zhong Yuan is right. Learn from Mom, learn from Mom. You owe my family. You’re the one who owes my family. You owe my family rice! Little prodigy, come judge for us! We only trust you! You’re the one who owes my family! Little prodigy, come settle this for us! Oh, so it’s an accounting problem. Master, what are you doing? Shh, don’t talk. Listen carefully. Listen to what? Listen to the little prodigy, chatting with the neighbors. Master, Eavesdropping is not what a gentleman does. Not so, not so. They’re not just chatting, they’re discussing a math problem. It’s not a hard question, but even for me, I’d need an abacus or pen and paper to work it out. But for an eight-year-old child, this is tough. It’s too hard for them. Let me write down the answer and go out to help the neighbors solve their problem. Just as well, I’ll perform in front of my prized student. Aunt Zhang, you should return to Aunt Li two and a half bushels of rice. See? Isn’t that so? They’re all correct! Ah! Could this child really do mental math instantly? Instant mental math! Forget it, Master, let’s go eat. Mm. No. Your answer isn’t right. This is my chance to shine in front of Mr. Donglai! A perfect opportunity! Mm! Little prodigy, right? Mm-hmm. Your calculation is definitely wrong. He got it wrong, yeah! Our little prodigy, his poetry talent is amazing, but as for math, he’s still lacking a bit. Did the little prodigy really get it wrong? I heard this scholar is very knowledgeable. That’s right, that’s right. If you don’t believe me, you can ask Mr. Donglai to do the math for everyone. Yeah, exactly. May I ask, Scholar, do you think we should use last year’s grain price or this year’s grain price? Hmm… Should be last year’s grain price. Why would we use last year’s price? So then… Use this year’s grain price? This year’s price won’t work either. What… What kind of scholar is this? He can’t figure out such a basic issue. Just now the little prodigy already solved it! Who cares about Mr. Donglai or Mr. Xilai, Scholar Ma, Scholar Donkey, we only trust Little Prodigy! That’s right, that’s right! What happened? Oh, this is the most embarrassing moment! Why did Mr. Donglai show up now? This scholar, how come he gets everything wrong? Yeah, right! The little prodigy had everything calculated so clearly. But this scholar instead… It’s a real mess. I’ll answer, sir. I believe I didn’t miscalculate. Smart and handsome. Kind and refined. Popular. Graceful. Not bad. Very good. A good fit for a student. (A good fit for a teacher.) Just now you said He should return two and a half dou. How did you come to that calculation? Let me explain, sir. Regarding the matter of borrowing millet and repaying with rice, It seems like a math problem. But in truth, it’s about human relations. Because rice prices change, No matter which year you base it on, There will be issues. But two and a half dou is just right, Both sides share half the loss. The two neighbors, Generously support each other through hard times. Excellent, excellent! You truly are a child prodigy. You’re even more knowledgeable than the scholar! Grain was cheap when borrowed but expensive when repaid. A fair compromise benefits both families. You ladies, Are truly kind people of Zhongjing Alley. You must remember to be considerate of each other. Yes, yes, of course. My performance just now Wasn’t bad, right? You must have fallen for me by now! Hurry and take me as your student, teacher! Sir, I came here today With a question to ask you. While reading the Spring and Autumn Annals, I discovered The Gongyang Commentary emphasizes unification. The Guliang Commentary focuses on proper titles and order. Now that the southern and northern barbarians are invading, Should we Use virtue to influence foreign states, Or guard closely and draw a clear boundary? Who gave you such a question? Emperor Wu fought the Xiongnu. The land was exhausted. Emperor Taizong subdued the Turks. Then came the An-Shi Rebellion. Therefore, the difference between Chinese and barbarians Lies in the strength or decline of virtue. Simply put, If we use force, then we fight. But not recklessly, Or we’ll drain our resources. If we adopt a conciliatory approach, We can win them over. But we mustn’t be too weak, Or the enemy will take advantage of us. Thank you for your guidance, sir. Very well said! Excellent! The way I performed as a teacher, Hurry and become my apprentice! My dear disciple! Offering yourself is worthless! How infuriating—I still can’t win you over! Well done, old man! You’ve truly caught my attention. Strange that you won’t come to be my apprentice, Well done, young man! I’ve got my eye on you! You’re driving me crazy! I’m really losing my mind here! That old Ji Fu, Says his knowledge surpasses mine, And his disciples are better too. Outrageous! Sir, could you move aside? You’re blocking the sunlight. Do you think there’s a chance I’m just too modest, like wearing fine clothes at night? Too low-key? Maybe my dear student didn’t realize I’m Donglai So he hasn’t come to be my apprentice yet. That’s definitely possible. Sir. Quiet—just lay out the books. Why are you so talkative? Get to work. Back then, the four of you Used to give me the biggest headache. Now you’ve all become calm and steady, And are on the right path. Starting tomorrow, I’ll teach you how to write eight-legged essays. Since we’re talking about eight-legged essays, Master Donglai— The Donglai master you mentioned, Seems to live right in our alley. Hey, that does remind me— Since you want to learn the eight-legged essay, I’ll shamelessly go ask Master Donglai to teach you a class. Cui Xian, get ready. Come with me to visit Master Donglai. Isn’t that a bit inappropriate? I’m just a nobody, still a child. If I go so rashly, I’m afraid the old gentleman will look down on me. It’s not proper, not proper. Come on. Hey. You, my friend, are a talented young man. The old gentleman surely values talent. Besides, you know where the old gentleman lives. Alright then. By that time, you must behave well. Serve the old gentleman a cup of tea. If he’s pleased, maybe this matter will be settled. Sir, there’s a visitor from Pei Clan Academy. Wu Qinglan requests an audience. No. Say I am ill. Alright, sir. I’ll go right away and tell the little prodigy waiting outside that you’re sick. Wait. How did my illness suddenly get better? Go, invite them in quickly! Yes, sir. That’s Cui Xian’s teacher. He looks so ordinary. Where exactly did I lose to him? Cui Xian, this person is the one I told you about, the most learned scholar of our time, Master Donglai. Oh! Quick, go serve him a cup of tea. Alright. Sir, please have some tea. Sir, this student of mine is called Cui Xian. He is truly outstanding. I see now. He specifically brought his prized pupil here to show off. How outrageous! It’s not enough that he stole my disciple, he had to come and flaunt it too. Um, sir, I am actually a teacher at Pei Clan Academy. I’ve heard of your great reputation for teaching and guiding others. That’s why I ventured to invite you to our academy to teach and guide our young scholars. Hahaha! So you’re a teacher at the academy, huh? Very impressive, very good! Hahaha! Since you’ve invited me so warmly, of course I must go. Let’s do this, why don’t we Ah, it’s afternoon now. Since it’s already late, how about I come over early tomorrow morning? How does that sound? That would be wonderful. That sounds perfect to me. Coincidentally, my student also lives on Zhongjing Lane. So tomorrow morning, he can escort you to the academy. How does that sound to you? That’s fantastic! Hahaha! Excellent tea, truly excellent! Hahaha! Student tea, tea from my own student. Greetings to you all! I am Donglai. So, do my ordinary looks disappoint you? Hahaha. Not at all, not at all. The old sir is actually quite handsome! Hahaha. Pei Jian, minus one point for disrespecting your teacher. I have a tough question for all of you. To build a house, what’s the very first step? Sir, that’s easy. First step to building a house is to lay the foundation, of course. Then set up the beams and pillars, lay bricks and tiles, and finally carve the doors and windows. Actually, you can build a house in the classroom too. Building a house is like writing an essay in the eight-legged style. First comes the opening, then the continuation and elaboration, and finally the parallel arguments and conclusion. Isn’t that similar to the steps of building a house? Oh no! Knowledge just sneaked right into my brain! I’m actually getting smarter! Now that the way to build a house has been taught to everyone, if any of you have questions, feel free to ask me. Sir, the student is reading “Longwen Bianying.” I have a question. Please enlighten me. The Marquis of Ye organized the bookshelves, Liu Xiang proofread the books. If we were to write an essay on this topic, when opening the subject, should we focus on the vastness of the collection or the precision of the proofreading? The page the brother opened in his book— it didn’t mention the collection or the story he spoke of. These two stories are about the need for someone to organize a collection of books, and the need for someone to pass on knowledge. Is Cui Xian publicly seeking a master here? Is he asking for a mentor before everyone? Hahahaha! That was an excellent question. Marquis of Ye organizing the shelves— Hahahaha! Ha! So you two clicked from the start! If the Marquis of Ye doesn’t collect, Liu Xiang has no books to proofread. If Liu Xiang doesn’t proofread, the Marquis of Ye is just hoarding old papers. So, when opening the essay, use collection as the essence, and proofreading as the function. Turns out this old man (Turns out this kid) has had his eyes on me all along! With these three, master and disciples, the bond is getting crowded. I shouldn’t be here. I’ll leave, I’ll leave, is that enough? Alright, that’s all for today’s lesson. We wish you well, sir. Cui Xian— I’ve known for a long time that one day you would achieve great things. I just didn’t expect that day to come so soon. Since childhood, I have been poor, trapped in the countryside, grateful for your sharp eye in recognizing talent, for your guidance and teaching, which led to my humble reputation today. For all these kindnesses, words cannot express. Just now I dared to compare myself with the Marquis of Ye, because, because you sir, are like my Liu Xiang. How wonderful. Then as your teacher, I shall use Great Elegance from the Book of Songs to wish you: may kites soar to the heavens, may fish leap in deep waters. As your student, I reply with Minor Elegance from the Book of Songs: May you always be a towering mountain above, a model for us all. Hahahaha! Master, you praise Brother Xian every day. What was today’s lesson really about? Well— Even if I told you, you wouldn’t understand. Go eat, quickly. Hey, today we can eat early! Eat, eat, eat— All you care about is food! The mention of eating gets you excited. Today you couldn’t even come up with a single question. Everyone gets one point deducted today. Cui Xian gets two extra points. You lose two points. What?! Hahaha! Bring me brush, ink, paper, and inkstone! I want to write a letter. Add a hundred more. Forty-seven letters, sir. That prodigy is still so young, if you make such a big fuss he’ll make countless enemies. He’s my disciple from Donglai— why would he keep a low profile? Since we can’t stay low key, let’s make a splash! I’m going to make sure my brilliant disciple is known throughout the scholar circles, and all across the country of Great Liang! I will build a seven-foot-high stage for my prodigy, to debate with the best! Invite renowned intellectuals from all over, young geniuses, to come and debate on stage. Let those who want to beat my disciple for fame all come! Let’s see them try! Hahaha! Sir, tell me first: the prodigy— oops, I mean, Young Master Cui’s talent— how does it compare to yours back in the day? He surpasses me. Congratulations, sir, on gaining such an excellent student! When do you plan to officially take him as your disciple? I’ve earned a lifetime’s worth of reputation— if I don’t use it now, then when will I? If it were up to me, I would have my prodigy go to Jinling and host a literary gathering. Invite all renowned scholars in the land to bear witness But my apprentice is still young Not suited for long and tiring journeys He was born in Nanyang Raised in Nanyang In twenty days Right here in Nanyang We’ll hold a grand literary gathering As a banquet to welcome my disciple When he grows older in future years Leaves this Nanyang city Steps out into the scholarly world of Daliang People will surely witness his remarkable talent Take these forty-seven letters Send them to Daliang, both capitals, and thirteen provinces I want my beloved disciple Cui Xian to be known far and wide Master Where will the disciple banquet be held? Seems I have a junior nephew at no cost Happens to be in Nanyang Let him handle the arrangements Yes, Master Oh right Tell others it’s just a literary gathering Don’t mention anything about taking a disciple At the event Announce it officially at the gathering Only that way will it be truly astonishing And amaze everyone present Sir Sir, do you usually enjoy drinking alcohol? Oh, of course I do But I have a little quirk I don’t like expensive wine I prefer cheap clear liquor But cheap wine tastes awful With me here I guarantee, sir, you’ll get the best wine How about Osmanthus wine? Hahaha! Excellent, splendid! Hahaha! On that day, twenty days from now Keep your schedule free There’s a rather dull literary gathering I need you to attend Alright Although it may be boring You should still wear new clothes For your teacher— Ahem I have asked someone to make Several outfits for you Pick the ones you like for the day Wear them to the event Alright Today, I will find a time to officially visit your home Meet with your family And properly explain everything Alright That old fox Zhou Yong Has such high standards He wrote to boast To show that this disciple Is no ordinary person Alright then Prepare a lavish gift Send it to Nanyang at once Hmph Twenty years ago I lost to Zhou Yong Twenty years later, my disciple Must defeat his disciple I have a feeling This disciple of his Will follow Zhou Yong’s old path Setting up debates in the scholarly circles Ah, hahaha Disciple of a grand scholar Grand Secretariat’s heir This kid alone Has stirred up the entire scholarly and official world Prepare gifts, generous gifts Must arrive in Nanyang Before Zhou Yong’s disciple banquet Have the gifts delivered to Nanyang Lord Ye Hey, don’t, don’t, don’t— In private, just treat me as before No need to be so formal Right, I heard you’re going to attend Mr. Donglai’s literary gathering? I’ve gotten word At this event There will be a young scholar named Huang Lun He plans to challenge you at the gathering He wants to make a name for himself through you You’re still young Perhaps you should avoid this gathering for now I have to go Ah, Your reputation as a genius— Hard to come by. How could I let others use it as a stepping stone? Who wants to use me —this junior—as a stepping stone? Didn’t even bother to ask me, the uncle. This elderly gentleman, isn’t he the Provincial Administrator of Henan, Lord Li Duan? Young Li, this is my turf. Step aside. I am Zhou Yong. I have a fairly well-known alias. I’m called Donglai. This is my first visit today. I hope you won’t mind. Your Cui Xian is just too outstanding. I really do admire him. So, I want to take him as my last disciple. Here— Consider this a token of my sincerity. Tomorrow’s literary gathering is also specially prepared for him. Auntie, hurry and invite these folks inside. Have a seat. Do you know who spoke first just now? That’s the Provincial Administrator —a second-rank high official. Just now, the one wanting to take Xian’er as a disciple was Donglai— a famed scholar of Great Liang. Master Donglai. That Lord Li standing beside him is his junior. Master Donglai’s revered teacher is none other than the current Deputy Grand Secretary in the Cabinet. Goodness! Grandmother! Grandmother. Master Donglai, and the Provincial Administrator are both waiting for your reply. Your little Cui Xian is truly outstanding. I just can’t help but admire him. Elder, as long as Xian agrees, this old woman will have nothing to say. Hahaha! Congratulations, senior! You’ve gained an exceptional student! Wow, what luck this Pei Jian kid has! No idea how he’s managed to land such incredible fortune— to become brothers with Cui Xian. Nice! Oh wow— That’s great! Goodness! This literary gathering is all for Cui Xian! From now on, everyone will treat the whole Cui Xian family like ancestors! Senior, let’s head back for now. We’ll discuss more at the apprenticeship banquet tomorrow. Good disciple, do you need your master to kick that Huang guy out for you? This is something I can handle myself, Master. If just anyone can cause your disciple trouble, then how would I deserve to be your student? Ha ha! You’re a teachable one! Disciple Cui Xian greets Uncle Master. Good kid! At tomorrow’s banquet I’ll give you a big gift as your uncle! We’re leaving. Official Li will see the honored guests out. Oh my— Grandmother! Is this real? Oh my! It’s true! Really! Isn’t there anything you want to ask me? No more questions. No matter what Xian wants to do, Mother supports you. Come look! Master Donglai gave you new clothes. Oh wow— It’s even Shujin brocade! Xian, try on the red one! Here. Nanyang Prince Residence— So grand, it really is impressive. Which one is Huang Lun? I heard you’re looking for me to teach you a lesson. Today, as you wish, I—Cui Xian— will give you some pointers. The little prodigy is quite handsome! Where’s Huang Lun? The prodigy will teach you now! Huang Lun, come out! Huang Lun! Are you scared now? Who said I’m scared? Huang Lun’s here! Bold boy! How dare you be so arrogant and presume to lecture me Huang Lun Weren’t you the one who challenged me first? Today in the scholars’ circle only my name, Cui Xian, is known—no one knows Huang Lun What exactly do you want to learn? Is it how to make a name for yourself? Hahaha It’s simple—just write a “Pity the Farmers” poem That will do The gathering hasn’t started yet But we’re blocking the entrance If we upset the Prince, the Imperial Envoy, or Master Donglai it’s on me Today, I’ll claim responsibility for anything that happens between us Since you put it that way let’s set some rules then How should we compete? What does the winner get? And what about the loser? We’ll do as you say Today, I, Cui Xian, will see this through to the end I’ll make the first line You respond with the second All right The loser can’t participate in this gathering How about that? Don’t worry Even if you lose, I’ll still let you in The young prodigy is so confident and bold White plum blossoms in snow Snow reflects white plum, plum reflects snow Not bad at all Hmph Green bamboo in the wind The wind bends green bamboo, bamboo sways in the wind All right, let me say another pairing Upper hook is “old” Lower hook is “exam” An old scholar forever taking exams, exams until old age Hey, this—this… That’s an insult! The Imperial Envoy has arrived Master Donglai has arrived The Honorable Provincial Governor of Henan, Lord Li, has arrived The Prefect has arrived The Magistrate has arrived They’re definitely looking at me Cui Xian Watch as I use you to make a name for myself today Young prodigy Can you answer this next pairing of mine? If not, you’d better give up now One is great Heaven and human kindness Kindness surpasses the heavens Good, good, good Well answered! Hehehe Continue, then You make the next line So fake You already made two pairings Fine, you answer then My pairing is “four mouths make a diagram” All inner mouths return, the outer mouth governs Uh, this— That’s a pun A riddle in the form of couplets Hahahahaha Who wants to help out? Someone bring an umbrella for this young boy surnamed Huang It’s hot, don’t let him get sunburned Master Donglai is actually speaking for me He even gave me an umbrella He must have taken a liking to me Five people under one umbrella The little one is always shielded by the great Hahahahahaha First time seeing someone call himself a “little person” Is this kid crazy? Hahahahaha Hmph Hehehe Impressive—witty and quick-thinking Upright and dignified No wonder His Majesty picked him as a young scholar Master Cui, please Ladies and gentlemen I’ve long heard of the literary scene’s grandeur Poets and scholars crafting beautiful writings This is the spirit of Great Liang Today I will take charge and invite all of you to join in a little game How about it? Good, good, good Hahaha Young Master Cui You’re young and adorable and exceptionally gifted I want you to be the first to join in If you participate, none of them will be too shy to follow your lead May I ask, Your Highness, what exactly is this game? Linked-verse poetry How does that sound? May I ask, Your Highness, what is the theme of today’s joint poetry? Lotus Pond Pavilion. It’s on the desk. Please, take a look yourself. Listen to the cicadas. Everyone, please. Good nephew, your uncle isn’t good at poetry. Later, please go easy on your uncle. No problem, no problem. Young Master Cui, the Zhao Zhi case has been investigated. It will be closed next month. If you have time, you can visit the Zhao residence. Thank you, sir. Grandfather, hurry up! It’s such a great opportunity. Master Wu, go ahead! Shut up. Ten points deducted when we get back. Hahaha. Everything is ready, let’s begin. Everyone, you’ve all seen the topic, yes? I’m not much of a poet, so I’ll start with the first line. A cup of tea’s time for each turn. If you can’t follow, you lose. Let’s start then with Magistrate Song. The tall trees carry a cool breeze. Sparse cicadas nearly silent. Already urge a visitor’s feeling. Grandfather, say something! And even startle those nearby. Hahahahahahaha. Tall trees carry a cool breeze. Sparse cicadas nearly silent. Already urge a visitor’s feeling. And even startle those nearby. Hahahahaha. Seems my poem made everyone sentimental and nervous. Young Master Cui, it’s your turn. Don’t take it the wrong way, Your Highness. Today’s banquet is plentiful, even if the cicadas are noisy, host and guests share joy, host and guests share joy, reliving old friendships is the right way. I’ll continue. Late summer rushes on still. Wonderful, wonderful. Such a good poem. What a line—late summer rushes on still. With this excellent verse, shall we toast it together? Agreed! Young Master Cui, may we share a cup? I’m the youngest here, I should toast my seniors. Hahahahaha. Very good. New autumn brings a special feeling. Dangerous rapids grow different. Fine notes are hard to master. Hahahaha. Later when the amateurs surrender, you and I as student and teacher, can have a real contest. Minister Qi, I’m not very learned, I’ve run out of inspiration. Brother Xian, it’s on you now. Hahaha. Young Master Cui, that line just now, “Late summer rushes on still”, was truly masterful. Now, with three families in a row already admitting defeat, clearly holding back for a big moment. You’re still young and energetic, so your talent can shine. Therefore, my suggestion is, let Young Master Cui finish the next two lines. It will elevate the spirit and meaning of this poem. Your Highness, honored elders, everyone contributed one line, but I would add two. Wouldn’t that be unfair? Oh, it doesn’t matter— take all the advantage you like! Enjoy it as much as you can. Young Master Cui, do you have something in mind? Splendid, splendid! We’re all ears. Here are my two lines: Let learning weigh as gold, not coveting brightness like wildfire. Excellent poem! With these two lines, this cicada poem will surely stand out among joint verses. Indeed. Today I met a young prodigy. Only now do I know what it means for a firefly to see the full moon. Impressive! Excellent, excellent. Hahahaha! Li Duan, stand aside for now. These three cups of wine, I’ll drink them for you, brother. Please, brother. That’s some impressive drinking! Master Donglai really holds his liquor! Truly, a bottomless cup! Sir, you’re so bold and generous! Green pines fall around on all sides. White hair grows in clusters. What a poem! Brilliant! Such great talent, sir. Xian would like to toast you. Just now, your lines… “Let gold settle as guidance, Don’t crave the brightness of fire,” were truly astonishing! Deserves a big toast! Hahaha! Young Master Cui, Master Donglai, the two of you are indeed worthy of your reputation. I greatly admire you both! With such pearls before us, we are all amazed and humbled. I propose, for the next verses, each of you may choose whether to continue or not. How about it? If that’s the case, let me take the next two lines. I’ll continue. The evening chirps grow even sharper, as wings beat lighter in the wind. Hahaha. Cui Xian, your turn. A single neigh resounds through the distant trees, Lingering echoes stir thoughts of the empty city. Excellent. Wonderful poem! Now this poem, there are four lines left. You and I, master and disciple, each write two lines, to bring it to a close. How about it? Please, master. Crying and chirping as I sit among the pines, Walking through the solitude of the bamboo. These last two lines, master, Xian would like to dedicate to you. Oh? The two lines I want to dedicate to you are: Just drink the dew from the treetops, and earn your high reputation with integrity. Wonderful! What a poem! Perfect! Excellent! What a line: “Just drink the dew from the treetops,” “and earn your high reputation with integrity.” Your master loves it. Your master truly loves it! Hahaha! Brother Xian, give this poem a name, won’t you? What’s wrong? Brother Xian, he… Oh no! Deduct another ten points! All my life, I’ve been proud and aloof. I’ve seen many extraordinary talents. But it always felt like something was missing. So I kept waiting. In the blink of an eye, I’ve reached the age of knowing my destiny. I too, have felt worried. If I didn’t take on a disciple, who would inherit all that I have? Fortunately, heaven has been kind to me. At the age of fifty-three, I finally welcomed you as my pupil. To have gained your favor, is Xian’s greatest fortune. Good child. Get up. Master. Yes. Good, good. Minister Zhou of the Ministry of Personnel congratulates Master Donglai on gaining a beloved disciple. Wishing Young Master Cui Xian a life just beginning, as the road ahead opens wide. Deputy Minister Wang of the Ministry of Rites congratulates Master Donglai and Young Master Cui on passing the torch, with students blossoming in abundance. The House of Duke Suguo, congratulates Master Donglai and his disciple: For virtue nurtures the household, setting an example as a teacher; Talents shine under the heavens, and the disciple is wise. Master Jifu congratulates Master Donglai and his beloved pupil: The teacher imparts wisdom like spring rain; The disciple’s gratitude grows like bamboo. Chief Minister Chen, Prince Qi, and the Crown Prince all extend congratulations to Master Donglai for gaining a cherished student. So, how is it? This disciple banquet that I held for you— Are you satisfied with it? Thank you for your kindness, Teacher. I humbly accept. Hahaha. Go now, as all the distinguished families have come to celebrate. You should step forward yourself and receive everyone’s blessings. Let them see, what an excellent disciple I’ve accepted. Hahaha. I, Cui Xian, thank you all for coming such a long way to offer your blessings. But I am only an eight-year-old child, and I know this grand occasion is not truly for me, but because of my teacher, Master Donglai. Just now, Teacher asked me if I was satisfied with the banquet he prepared for my apprenticeship. I imagine Teacher planned this feast long in advance. I am endlessly grateful in my heart. I am still young and cannot rival Teacher’s grand gestures, but I wish to do what little I can to repay my mentor. Perhaps you have heard that these days, outside, I have gained a bit of fame. Hahaha. Teacher has cared for me with such devotion, I have no way to repay him. So at this apprenticeship banquet, before everyone, I wish to dedicate a poem in honor of my teacher, Master Donglai. Wonderful, wonderful! Good. I, the Prince, will personally grind the ink for Young Master Cui. Earlier, in a poetry contest, the other side wrote a poem about new bamboo for their teacher and by some twist of fate, my poem about geese was defeated. What other teachers receive, my own teacher, certainly will not fall behind. So this poem I dedicate to my teacher is titled “Ode to the New Bamboo”. “Ode to the New Bamboo” at Nanyang Palace, for Master Donglai. Wonderful! Superb! Hahaha. Excellent! Today, we are fortunate to witness the creation of a famous poem. From now on, in the works dedicated to teachers, there is another masterpiece, a work for the ages! Young Master Cui, your talent is extraordinary. You will surely again make a name for yourself among the scholars of Daliang. Very good! This “Ode to the New Bamboo” is truly beloved by your teacher. I love it so much! Hahaha. After today, all teachers under heaven will surely envy me. Let them be jealous! There’s no need to wait until next year— The dragon grandson of Donglai has already grown strong today! The Wang clan’s envoy has arrived. I am from the Wang family of Taiyuan. Greetings, Master Donglai, and Young Master Cui. Just now I witnessed Young Master Cui’s poetic brilliance, and I am truly amazed. But today, I’ve come on behalf of my family leader, with some questions I’d like to ask face to face. If this dampens anyone’s spirits, I hope you’ll forgive me. Please, go ahead and ask. May I ask, Master, in time, will you allow Young Master Cui to follow in your footsteps and invite scholars from all over the land, famous Confucians and talents, to open a forum and discuss the classics? I will follow my teacher’s arrangements. Mm. Naturally. Can we set a time frame? Alright, in ten years. My Wang family of Taiyuan will surely have someone seek guidance from Young Master Cui. Wait a moment. Teacher. I think ten years is too long. With Teacher’s erudition guiding my studies, surely it won’t take ten years. Let it be five years. Five years later I will personally open a forum at Kaifeng Prefecture No matter if it’s the Wang family Or the talents of the whole country All are welcome to debate with me on stage I, Cui Xian Will be waiting for your arrival Good, good Excellent! Hahaha No one is more deserving Than a student of Donglai Since my disciple Has spoken so clearly Then everyone Let’s meet in Kaifeng in five years and see who truly excels The five-year appointment is set Now, I must hurry to report to my lord Master Donglai Young Master Cui Farewell What is Huang Lun compared to him? What is Huang Lun compared to him? How could he ever match the child prodigy? Not even close Don’t mention Huang Lun What matters most is today’s poetry competition The child prodigy, Master Donglai, Minister Li, The prefect All composed “Listening to Cicadas” on the spot Everyone applauded loudly But the real highlight is Master Donglai, the top scholar of Daliang, accepted the child prodigy as his student Exactly! All the noble families in Daliang sent their envoys with gifts Grand Councilor Li, the Wang family, Prince Qi, even the Crown Prince all sent their congratulations The child prodigy, in front of all the nobility, composed “Ode to the New Bamboo” and gifted it to Master Donglai That handsome young man in red wrote his poem right on the spot Prince Nanyang even personally ground ink for him What an honor! Such talent! And then the child prodigy made a five-year public vow to host a debate at Kaifeng Prefecture inviting all the scholars in the country Wow Really! Let’s go Mom, are they talking about Brother Xian? Yes That’s right Brother Xian, How many more surprises are there that grandmother doesn’t know? Ah The child prodigy is truly in the spotlight He won Master Lelai’s favor at just eight years old and made a five-year vow He really is Nanyang’s pride How does it feel to become famous overnight? Hmm, back at the gathering, I felt very proud and honored But after everyone left, when all the guests departed, and things became quiet, I realized all that glory was just an illusion Oh? I thought you might be caught up in fame and power and need some time to come down from it Today’s recognition was all thanks to you, my teachers and elders It was all their support When it comes down to it, if I cannot stand on my own, today’s glory is just a fleeting moment Now the five-year vow is made I must devote myself even more to following your guidance and studying diligently Today you helped me shine, for a brief moment Five years from now, I hope through my own effort, I’ll make you proud to have a student like me And truly shine in the world of scholars Hahaha Alright, let’s go Go home. Starting tomorrow, you will come to my house for lessons. Okay. Yes, teacher.
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