今回の乃木坂工事中は柴田の名言「サングラスがあるおかげで何でも出来ちゃいます」がきっかけの企画「サングラス選手権」が開幕!
メンバー全員サングラスをかけてリミッターを外した状態で様々な競技に挑戦!
羞恥心をなくしたメンバーが見たことないほど大ハッスルしちゃいます!
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Boom! Welcome everyone to Nogizaka Under Construction, we’re Bananaman! Hello! Here are the Nogizaka girls! Hm, huh? Where’s everybody? Hm? Uhm, I guess- What happened? They don’t wanna be here anymore. Boycott46. Well, who’s this guy then? Huh?! Who are you? All gussied up and stuff. You’re in the wrong studio, sir. Who’s this guy? I’m Masayuki Suzuki. Masayuki Suzuki (fake) Shibata! Oh, you’re Shibata? Yes. Couldn’t tell. Hey, the year-end party’s over. Still in character, huh. What are ya doing? Well then. Himura, please announce today’s segment! Nogizaka46 Sunglasses Championship! (Clapping) Well, finally. How do ya feel, Shibata? I’m so happy! Bowling Tournament 2023 Halftime Show THE ALFEE Ken Sakurai Here’s what Shibata said recently, who is now a go-to "shades" character… 2024 NUC Grand New Year’s Party Masayuki Suzuki No hesitation, huh. It’s all cuz of these. Shades make me do anything. "It’s all cuz of these. Shades make me do anything." Well, well, well. Then let’s have them put on shades and let loose in various competitions! The MVP will get the luxurious reward! Ah so that’s what it means. So you’re feelin’ almighty now? Oh yeah! She’s invincible. Really? Can ya take ‘em off? Just a bit then. Ah nope? No peeping, please. Wow. Now she’s embarrassed. So, Shibata will be here through the show? Yes, she’s in charge of this whole thing. Shades Master. She’s in charge?! We’re countin’ on ya. You bet. Now, let’s get started then. Himura, what’s the first competition? Sunglasses Karaoke! (Clapping) First, each team will dress up as a famous sunglasses artist. They will sing songs and try to rack up more karaoke points. You can give them extra points, if you want, Shibata. The Judge Masa. Play it by ear, ok? Well then! Here comes the first team! *Audio cut due to rights issues Ah! "Shonen Jidai" by Yōsui Inoue *Audio cut due to rights issues Team Yōsui Inoue Can’t tell who’s who. *Audio cut due to rights issues Who are they? *Audio cut due to rights issues No dancing? Cuz of their shades? Na… Uh-oh. *Audio cut due to rights issues She must be feelin’ almighty now. *Audio cut due to rights issues Are ya Ayame? Wait, are they gonna sing full-length? *Audio cut due to rights issues Nice! (Clapping) So that was Team Yōsui Inoue. Team Yōsui Inoue Tsutsui, Umezawa, and Yamashita How are ya feelin’, Yamashita? Shades make you confident? Oh yeah. I can do literally anything now. Confidence booster. Even without sunglasses… They do things with no hesitation. Gutsy Trio? You guys know who Yōsui Inoue is? With messy hair… "How do you do?" Could ya all say "How do you do?" How do you do? With a nasal tone. Here we go, ready, set… How do you do? Nope. No impressions, please. But they did it without hesitation. Could you take ‘em off? Yeah right… Why are y’all… Just a peep. Just that? Why are y’all being sexy though? Again, just a peep. What’s goin’ on? Just a peep, huh. Any extra points, Shibata? Whaddaya think? Hmmm, somebody made a mistake though. (Shitara) The lyrics? (Shibata) Yes. Strict, huh. Tough judge Shibata. Ahh… Let’s give 2 extra points. 2 points, huh. Strict, 2 points out of 10 added. Let’s move on. Here they are! *Audio cut due to rights issues Oh? *Audio cut due to rights issues "Hoshizora no Distance " by THE ALFEE Team THE ALFEE Ken Sakurai Who’s that? *Audio cut due to rights issues Who are they? For real though. *Audio cut due to rights issues Who are y’all? *Audio cut due to rights issues Hey, who are ya? *Audio cut due to rights issues It’s Yumiki, eh? Oh is it? *Audio cut due to rights issues Small fry Sakurai. Playin’ the guitar, huh. *Audio cut due to rights issues (Clapping) So this is Team THE ALFEE Sakurai. Team THE ALFEE Ken Sakurai Matsuo, Yoda, and Yumiki Thank you. By Yoda, Matsuo, and Yumiki. I couldn’t tell except for Yoda. For real. You could tell it was me? Yeah, we got ya. Cuz you’re runty. And also… Hey! Say that to my face! Uh-oh! Oh wow. (Himura) He’s praising you. (Shitara) You look a bit like him, Yoda. That’s right. Don’t take off your shades when you get mad, please? Please stop! The beard makes it even funnier. Glasses make the man Please put on your sunglasses. And Matsuo. Oh Matsuo. Just like the owner of a pub, eh? Yeah! Like a rock-loving singer at a pub. Former band member turned pub owner. So cute. And you’re Yumiki, right? Yes. I couldn’t tell who you were. You know that guy, right? Like a bag of bones… Hey don’t take ‘em off! For real, who are ya? Sus old man. So funny. So skinny. Those make you all powerful? Yeah… I put on a wig first. I was laughing so hard, looking at myself. But after putting shades and the beard… Voilà, no laughter. I see. Shi-butterfly effect. But seriously, Yoda for real look like Ken Sakurai. Agreed. You should keep doing this. Signature gag. I got into character completely. Oh nice. I really like this team here. (Matsuo) Oh wow! (Himura) What do ya like about it? Everyone looks good. That’s right. Looks good? Yeah. So real. Real?! Whaddaya mean "real?" Inexplicably "real." Real? So real, yeah. How many extra points? How many? It was 2 points earlier. 5 points. Yaaay! That’s big. 5 points, huh. It’s huge. Wow, I’m speechless. Never done anything like this in our 12-year history. Right, foreign viewers might see and think Japanese TV is weird. Yeah, one of those things. Like, "what IS this?" Well, let’s see who’s next. Here they are! *Audio cut due to rights issues (Shitara) Oh here it comes. (Himura) Oh wow! Oh! "Chigau, Sou Janai " by Masayuki Suzuki Masayuki, huh. *Audio cut due to rights issues Team Masayuki Suzuki Wait, who is this? I don’t know! *Audio cut due to rights issues Who are ya? *Audio cut due to rights issues It’s Kuromi, huh. *Audio cut due to rights issues I just spotted Kuromi. *Audio cut due to rights issues Who are the others? *Audio cut due to rights issues It’s Kuromi, right. *Audio cut due to rights issues Who? *Audio cut due to rights issues Clumsy start. The beard came off, huh. Haha, the beard. *Audio cut due to rights issues Ah it’s Kubo. Is it?! *Audio cut due to rights issues Don’t know the last one. Me neither. *Audio cut due to rights issues (Clapping) Team Masayuki Suzuki Kuromi, Kubo, and Kaki So this is Team "Martin," huh. Couldn’t spot anybody except Kuromi. Yeah, me neither. Kubo. (Himura) Are ya Kubo? (Kubo) Yes, it’s me. And is that Kaki? Is it Kaki? Yes, it’s Kaki. Wow, couldn’t tell. Those sunglasses make you feel all powerful as they say? They truly do. Oh really. In the zone Became a different self? Literally ♪~Chigau chigau. ♪~Chigau chigau, huh. Mighty Martin. Oh wow. You are a gutsy type, no, Kaki? Even without shades. I wish I was wearing shades though, at that time. So now you’re… Yeah, I’m feelin’ like… I can take on the world! Confidence booster Amazing, huh. What about extra points? It was really good. Out of 10. 6 points. Ohh wow! That’s huge. Yay! Great. Could ya just… Such smooth skin. So cute. Can’t believe management allowed this. True. That team looks like Yoda + two bodyguards. Cuz they’re tall. Now, this is the last team. Here they are! *Audio cut due to rights issues Hm? (Shitara) Here it comes! (Himura) Oh! "One Night Carnival" by Kishidan *Audio cut due to rights issues Ahh I see. (Himura) Wig, huh. (Shitara) Love it. *Audio cut due to rights issues Who is this? *Audio cut due to rights issues Team Kishidan Show Ayanocozey Just wow. *Audio cut due to rights issues Oh! *Audio cut due to rights issues That’s awesome, Iwamoto! *Audio cut due to rights issues Nice. *Audio cut due to rights issues Oh wow. *Audio cut due to rights issues Is this Endo? *Audio cut due to rights issues (Shitara) So good! (Himura) Love it! *Audio cut due to rights issues Nice! *Audio cut due to rights issues So dope! *Audio cut due to rights issues (Clapping) Amazing! Team Kishidan Show Ayanocozey. Team Kishidan Show Ayanocozey Endo, Iwamoto, and Hayashi Different wig for each. Lookin’ good! Like an old-school Sukeban. Also, the uniform. Yeah, suits them perfectly. Iwamoto looks good. You remember that girl, right? Yeah, like it was yesterday. Bananaman-era hooligan Yeah. Also, Hayashi’s dance was so sharp. That♪~ Den Den Den Den part. Dance the Maca-Runa? Loved that part. It was amazing. And this too. I used to do it a lot. Is that so? Yeah, in private. Really? Kishidan the Privy. (Hayashi) I taught ‘em to do it. (Himura) You used to do it, huh. Oh wow. What does she mean "I used to do it a lot?" I only know Wacky who did that. Not the Wacky Dance. You mean this? As you all know, I have quite a lot of friends. That’s not true! More omelet pals? No I really do. I practiced it cuz I wanted to liven things up at karaoke with friends. I see. Could ya slide those down? So cool. Hayashi looks like a Sukeban from one of those comics. Amazing. So cool! Reveals her amazingness. Face covered. Well, she’s hiding most of it. Her goodness really shines even more. And also, Endo. She looks like… Yeah. Hmph… Love it. Cute. You can be an ambassador for some jewelry brand. Promoter of the avant-garde. Like, in flashy outfits. Any additional points? Let’s give them 4 points. 4 points, huh. So, you liked the Team Martin the most? Cuz it’s my team? Pro-Martin, huh. Team Yōsui Inoue, Team Ken Sakurai, Team Martin, Team Show Ayanocozey So, adding Master Shibata’s points, here are the scores so far. So the top is Team Ken Sakurai? Ohh wow! Far ahead. Yumiki, how are ya feelin’? It’s all cuz of these. They don’t seem rejoiced though. Somehow, sunglasses make you calm. True. Shades for peace of mind. So calm. But it’s overwhelming. (Himura) That’s true. (Shitara) Overwhelming, yeah. Simply overwhelming You should dress like that when you do the next music show. People would think "y’all are gutsy." Music Station in an uproar. Yeah, so not Nogizaka. Himura, what’s next? The next game is… Improvised Impressions! (Clapping) "With these shades, I can do anything!" Now it’s time for "Improvised Impressions !" The quality doesn’t matter, you get 1 points for giving it your all. Shocking impressions one after another! The first challenger is Team Yōsui Inoue. Even the Judge Himura is wearing sunglasses, as an official judge. Tough judge Himura. Amazing. Suits you! Himura, you gotta judge how gutsy they are, not on quality. Any hesitation gets a red flag. That’s right. Tsutsui first, right? Tsutsui, are you ready? That’s right. Whaddaya mean "That’s right?" One beat behind. "That’s right." Love it. Ok, here we go. Here goes Improvised Impressions! Theme… Daian Tsuda 3, 2, 1… Ah-May-Zing! (Ding-dong) Good one! No hesitation, huh. Not even a tinge. True. Here goes Ume. Theme… Sakana-kun 3, 2, 1… Gyo gyo! (Ding-dong) Not embarrassed, huh. Yeah. Theme… Gorilla Yamashita. 3, 2, 1… Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh. Ooh ooh, ooh ooh. Nice, full throttle, huh. All the acting coming out, huh. (Ding-dong) Yes! What a great actor. Yeah, even a gorilla. Theme… Hanzawa Naoki Yep. The 2nd round. Hanzawa Naoki. Just do it, even if you don’t know! Cry~! Who? "Cry~?" Theme… Hanzawa Naoki There’s no such line. (Ding-dong) You really got into it though. "Cry~!" More like "An eye for an eye." Theme… Fireworks Oh fireworks! 2, 1… Shhh… Boom! (Ding-dong) This is the most uh-oh episode. (Laughing) Theme… Mika Ahn 3, 2… Mika Ahn, huh. 1… You know… There are 100 shades of white. No, 200 shades of white. Theme… Mika Ahn This towel here is one of them. (Ding-dong) Good one! Loved that one. Here comes the last lap. Theme… Hikakin 3, 2… This one’s hard. Boom boom! Hello YouTube. (Himura) You hesitated… (Shitara) A bit more. Did ya go all-out? One more. Boom boom! Hello YouTube. Today, I will introduce… (Tsutsui) Ka-boom! (Shitara) Uhm, you seem embarrassed. Are you laughing? Robot~ Bye. What are you talking about? (Buzzer) Too bad! You felt embarrassed, huh? (Shitara) What a shame! (Himura) You totally hesitated. (Himura) You were laughing. (Shitara) The first red flag. You can’t laugh. Theme… Osamu Hayashi 3… Oh! 1… Do it now! A bit more. If you’re gonna study, do it now! Lame quote. "If you’re gonna study?" Theme… Osamu Hayashi Last chance! If you’re gonna rack your brain, do it now! (Ding-dong) Does he say that? Theme… Yūki Himura Now, the last one. Oh wow! It’s me! 1… What are ya gonna do? Ma joints ain’t black! I have a chin, too! Let’s take a hike! (Ding-dong) A hike, huh. That thing, huh. This is "Let’s take a hike!?" Just wow. Amazing. Great team. Uhm, who did Hanzawa? Tsutsui? What was that? "Cry~." Does he say "Cry~!?" Correct: "Do it~! Owada~!" And Yamashita. Did you just make fun of Himura? (Yamashita) No, no, no. (Himura) What was that? (Shitara) It’s not a "hike." (Himura) "Let’s take a hike?" You trying to hug someone? Fishing for hugs. Yeah, it’s the shades effect. (Shitara) Oh really. (Yamashita) I feel so good. Sunglasses high? (Yamashita) Right. (Himura) Sunglasses high? Gives me artistic flair. (Shitara) I see. (Yamashita) Yeah. Wanna do more. You really?! Yeah. (Yamashita) 100 times more. (Himura) Really?! They’re oozin’ "nope" aura. Don’t wanna do it… Wanna do it more, huh. How was it, Shibata? Loved it! It was good, eh? Yes. Wanna try? Me… No, that’s not what I meant. Hm, that’s not good. Are you hesitating? This is all for you! Such a good start, gotta keep this streak. Oh no. Right. Are you ready? Team THE ALFEE Sakurai. What’s goin’ on? What are ya lookin’ at? Wait, is this a glaring contest? What’s happenin’? A fight is brewing. Uh-oh. Hey, stop. What are y’all doin’? Hm, she started it. I didn’t start it. What are you doin’? Nah, he started it. Please stop. Enmity to the max. No fighting, please. We’re gonna play a game now. Sorry. Alright. Ok. Now they go off the charts! Now, here comes Team THE ALFEE’s challenge. Start! Theme… Dandy Sakano 3… Eh?! 2, 1… GETS! More. Whee~ (Shitara) More. (Yoda) Whee! Geh- GETS! DON! (Buzzer) A red flag! You hesitated a bit. Theme… Funassyi No more red flags, please. 1… Go! Funassyi, nassy! Hyahho! Squirtin’ pear juice! Ok! (Ding-dong) Cute. Nice. Theme… Chicken Now, Yumiki. 3, 2… (Narration) 1… (Iwamoto) Here she goes. Coc… coc… Cock-a-doodle-doo! (Ding-dong) Well done. Theme… Michael Jackson 3, 2… (Narration) 1… (Shitara) Oh?! This one’s hard. Say something! Fu~! More! Ah foo~! Foo~! (Ding-dong) Bravo. Theme… F1 3, 2, 1… Vroom! Ah you’re driving. The driver, huh. Driver’s impression, huh. (Matsuo) Vroom! (Shitara) Are ya laughin’? Theme… F1 You are laughing. (Buzzer) Ahh oopsie! Usually F1 impressions are the engine sound… Theme… Beat Takeshi 3… (Yumiki) I don’t know. (Shitara) Takeshi! 1… H-H… Hic-hic-hic. Stop it~ Who? What…? Theme… Beat Takeshi What scene is that from? Never seen that! What’s that? Jury’s still out? Hic- hichic… Stop it already. (Ding-dong) "Hic-hic?" Just wow. Theme… Mana Ashida So funny. Oh! 1… It’s Mana Ashida! Oh! Himura! Yeah? You suck! Bad Manner Ashida. Oh, oh. It’s Mana Ashida! Theme… Mana Ashida Today, I’m wearing sunglasses. Wild, isn’t it? Mana Ashida the Wild. (Ding-dong) So many bits. "Wild, isn’t it?" is not her. Theme… Egashira 2:50 3, 2, 1… Oh? Hm? Pow! Hm? That’s Egashira? Go all-out on that one. Theme… Egashira 2:50 Go, go! Pow! That’s Egashira? Pow! (Buzzer) Ah a red flag! It’s no, huh. Theme… Tanjiro Kamado "Water Breathing Third Form: Flowing Dance" Hard. What? 2, 1… I don’t even know. We’re Tanjiro Kamado. Team Tanjiro. Water form… So it’s a team. (Yumiki) Err, water breathing. (Shitara) It’s a team, huh. Theme… Tanjiro Kamado "Water Breathing Third Form: Flowing Dance" Third form: Flowing Dance! Take this~! (Ding-dong) So that’s how it is. So entertaining. I’ve never seen that driver impression. Unprecedented. No one has done that. It’s usually the car sound. Like, "Vvvvroom!" Ah. I thought you were gonna do that. But you were like "Vroom!" Even funnier. That was cute. But you got it. Yeah, she did. Yumiki… What’s with that "Hic-hic?" Did he dislocate his arm or what? I know who he is, but I just didn’t know how to impersonate him. Like, "You nincompoop!" "Doggone Dankan!" "Son of a gun!" Like that. Ah I see. "Hey, stop it~!" Never heard him say that. Reaction comic Takeshi. Mizuki Yamashita 2nd photobook will be released on April 23rd! General ticket sales for Mizuki Yamashita’s Graduation Concert will start on the 27th! Good evening, I’m Masayuki Suzuki. I haven’t put on my beard yet. I hope you’re having a good day! Yes, that’s it from Yuna Shibata! Please subscribe to the channel and give it a thumbs-up! Bye-bye!
音声カットされると全然面白くない。
最近追えてなかったんですけど…公式が配信するようになったんですか?
与田、かっけーな
PARIS KIMIKAのキミカってパシフィックヒムのど東大の方?笑
与田の櫻井クリソツ❤そして日村さんとのにらみ合い、最高すぎる。3期4期はち切れてる!!!❤
22:31 自分もこれやれ言われたらビートたけしって何やった人?なんだけど
バナナムーンで紹介されてたの22:25の所だな!
日村さんもここまでガチ笑いするの珍しい😂
22:25やばいだろっ笑笑
久々に乃木中でここまで笑ったわ
みんな吹っ切れてて面白かった
乃木坂みんな美人揃いだから髭とサングラスしてて顔の良さが際立つね!
今回もほぼ無音じゃん😅😅😅
氣志團の林瑠奈きれきれでかっこいい!!!
何事にも本気なところ大好き
15:50
「パリミキ」が「パリキミカ」になってるの草
リアタイで見れて良かった😂
与田と睨み合うグラサン日村はしまぶーが描くギャグ漫画のキャラクターにいそうだなw
運営さんへ
音楽で音がない間、バナナマンさんがしゃべってるところとかフルテロップできませんか?
今後もこういう音楽の企画のときはどうしてもあると思うから、せめてテロップを入れていただけると嬉しいです。
20:16 与田メンチ 腹抱えて笑った
ここ最近で一番笑った
最近乃木中見なくなったけど、林が元気にしてると嬉しい
弓木のタケシ優勝😂
20:14 からの突然のガンつけあいで、電車の中で吹き出しそうになった。あぶねぇw
7thバスラ観てたら飛鳥ちゃんがいつかやってみたいって言ってた。
ちっちゃかわいいのに凶暴化する与田ちゃんすき
第2回はあるのかな📺
この回は与田ちゃんのセンス以外無い(笑)
8:26 久保史緒里ちゃん たぶん 生田さんの動画 を いっぱい何回も繰り返し 見てるんじゃないかなあ〜〜
他の企画のときにも なんとなく そう思う
最近の梅、1期超えたかもね?キャプテン梅も、覚醒中完全覚醒したら乃木坂無敵❤❤❤❤❤❤
鈴木ゆなゆき可愛い♡
もっと再生数伸びてもおかしくないのに、なぜ?伸びないの?
中々ないよー!
アイドルみんながサングラスとヒゲ姿は、すごくレアだと思うんだけどな〜笑🥸
22:07 ドライバー